DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 i'll start off and everyone add to the list 1. they suck on your dick for like 5 minutes and wanna stop. if we try and stop they be grabbin my head and shit, lock me in there with there legs. i don't mind i like doing it, just they need to suck till we nut too. "if ya jaw hurtin' before sqirtin' you are the weakest link, goodbye!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 you're asking for touble wth this one. 2) - If it's that time of the month... let you partner know! He may be cool with whatever, but a suprise will probably kill the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 4. tease the fuck out of you and not do anything leavin you lyin' there fiendin' for pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Oh for chrissakes, way to go boys! you managed to make the things listed so far EVEN MORE MUNDANE and PEDESTRIAN than the other thread! Not exactly proving a point, is it? eejits ANYWAY, in my experience..... A) Long nails. If you are going to shag other women, cut your fucking nails B) Oral Sex is *not* the be-all and end-all of lesbian sex. C) "Fisting" does not (usually) mean fucking someone with your *closed* fist..... D)Just because you are used to lying on your back during sex doesn't mean you'll get away with it with me :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 ^ sorry bodice... but I was trying to make a valid point, not a sad aptempt at humour like the previous list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mcpeepants Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 6.) shitting on your chest!:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- ^ sorry bodice... but I was trying to make a valid point, not a sad aptempt at humour like the previous list. nah, not you. I know what you mean. I was thinking more of the super-predictable "Why won't you suck our dicks when ever we want, for as long as we want?" shite. Men and Women need to understand this: oral sex is not a right. some people aren't into it. Deal with is and don't whine like babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 5) they don't swollow 6) they are inhibited and don't wanna try anything different (these are the same types that think porn is gross) 7)gigantic bush (if you don't wanna shave, at least trim it shorter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by Dyptheria 6) they are inhibited and don't wanna try anything different (these are the same types that think porn is gross) you're right. Not liking porn is *our* fault. It isn't because porn is produced with men in mind. Why can't we just get off on men enjoying themselves? Why can't we just identify with cumshots? are we so inhibited? twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 ^ I see what you mean about this thread bodice. The common denominator is set really low in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drain bamage Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* Oh A) Long nails. If you are going to shag other women, cut your fucking nails and don't forget them toenails too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* you're right. Not liking porn is *our* fault. It isn't because porn is produced with men in mind. Why can't we just get off on men enjoying themselves? Why can't we just identify with cumshots? are we so inhibited? twat i'm turned on by what turns on women. erotica-so called women's porn-turns me on. i've known many women to watch "male" porn. i've made this comment because these women that watch "male" porn are the ones that try many different things and are not inhibited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Dyptheria Surely you aren't trying to suggest that the vast majority of porn films aren't aimed exclusively at men? Its a well documented fact that women just aren't as visually oriented when it comes to sex as men are. It isn't about being inhibited, we *are* actually different to men...............Expecting a girl to "get into" a porn like you do is unreasonable. If she's big into it, she is definitely the exception to the rule honey as for the "I like erotica" comment - that would make *you* the exception to the rule. With all the masturbation references on this board, I can't recall one involving written erotica. No doubt this statement will draw one or two.............but there weren't any that I saw prior to this.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup girl quit lying to tha boy... you know you like porn! :D :D I never said I didn't like porn, I do as it happens. But that doesn't make me the norm, I'm the only girl I know who watches it independantly of a boyfriend.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 i think we are on 8 so..... 8. they dont like pictures taken of them nude or doing sexuall acts and they don't wanna make porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 look, i'm sorry, i know that porn is marketed toward men. i was simply making a correlation with women that have no problem watching cumshot-porn and women that are less inhibited in the bedroom. i was not blaming women for the reasons as to why they feel the way they do. i know thats its also a sad fact that many women that are less inhibited about sex and porn, are that way due to some sort of molestation in they're childhood. i understand where you are coming from, i was just thinking off the top of my head (or perhaps my other head) when it comes to what women do that either turn me on or off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 hey tease, don't you actually hafta have sex to know what people are talking about? :crazy: j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 preach on tease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by Dyptheria hey tease, don't you actually hafta have sex to know what people are talking about? :crazy: j/k :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 He's not saying the girl has to totally be in love with porn. He just said usually the girls that think porn is gross don't like to try new things. From what I've read, this isn't an attack on women any more than the other was on men. It's all bullshit anyway. You can't make absolute statements like this. Different people like different things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 Originally posted by test pattern From what I've read, this isn't an attack on women any more than the other was on men. It's all bullshit anyway. You can't make absolute statements like this. Different people like different things. If you'll recall, I bitched about the other thread aswell. I haven't even commented about this being an attack on women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 13, 2002 Share Posted June 13, 2002 veterinarians dont make very much money.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 9. not many like to take it in the ass. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 10. they don't like it when you cum on them, ie. eyes, hair, ear, tits, stomach,lips,face........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 13, 2002 Author Share Posted June 13, 2002 i have an eleven inch cock, around! nah but that must suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 laffin at you:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 14, 2002 Author Share Posted June 14, 2002 12. when they actually given head and they bite a lil too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by mcpeepants 5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts. can I get an AMEN !!!! dude you couldn't have said it any better aye. this happened to me the other night dude, homegirl was like sitting back riding me back and forth with a look on her face like she was the ultimate pleasure machine and thinking she was driving me wild.. i'm just laying there going fuck this my dick hurts so i flipped her over and started tapping and then when i started bustin my fuckin dick was killing me dude.. it still sorta hurts now.. girls - dont do that shit aiight ? :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 14, 2002 Share Posted June 14, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup 11- talking about their ex boyfriend who had an 11 inch cock.... :lol: HAHA.......DAMN THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEND TO ME.... 16. like getting ditracted by the most idiotic things like where they put the remote controller in the middle of sex and want to stop. thanx for keeping it goin deto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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