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iCEBERG

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:lol:

 

ok heres the deal...

 

i was friends with this girl awhile back we were cool. anyways i was workin one day an she came around and snatched my pager off my hip an took off.

 

i was like "i aint chasin you down for that shit but believe im gettin it back"

 

so whatever some time passes whatever whatever an shes still bullshittin on givin me my pager back. well time goes by............. an im like, you know, in my scarface voice "ok, chew whant to pleh ruff? OH KAY I CAN PLEH RUFF"

 

so shes poppin shit on my block one day. talkin crazy amounts of shit about me cause i threatened to pay her a visit (stupid on my part i dont bullshit on corny beef like this no more... anyways) if she didnt stop bullshittin. so shes poppin all types of shit, like it was her job. well she did it around all my boys (which was a smart move)

 

so i found out shes chillin smokin a blunt down the street with a few of my boys. i get the word shes poppin shit an shes there so my home girl catchs wind of this an buns up her hair etc. my boys tell her "stick around imma go grab some more weed an we gone smoke again hold up"

 

that had her just waitin to get her ass whooped. just sittin around for that shit. anyways me an this girl come around the corner an im like "you gonna give me my shit or shes gonna take it"

 

shes starts talkin "you gonna get it you gonna get it, wait till i get paid" whatever whatever

 

so my homegirl was tired of hearin her pull funny shit and whooped her ass. ran her boy (which was the girl who got beat up, only boy there at the time) for the money an said "you believe shell pay my boy back?"

 

he said "uh huh"

 

she said "good nigga now she owe you" and took his money haha an gave it to me an im sittin back watchin everything go to work. the girl graciously paid me back that day, and scatters off with her boy...

 

the police get called i get arrested before i even make it back home woo woo etc. etc.

 

well heres the funny part...

 

I JUST SEEN THE BITCH ON MAURY POVICH :lol:

 

believe me it was the same girl, same mom, same sisters in the crowd.

 

ahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

damn... she was lookin good too... who woulda thought? fuckin maury povich man... never ceases to amaze me...

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^^^hahaha classic!!!!!!

 

 

yo i love seeing people i know on those shows... this girl i grew up with was on jenny jones once for porn....

and then this dude that wors at this pizza joint arond here was on jerry springer about some wierd fetish shit....

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mamerro you had your 15 seconds of fame with that fuckin chick from the glass house, now i got mine so... thanks for the prize... even tho its a hand-me-down

 

besides i got her beat up for stealin my shit, while she only sat on your bed. next time beat her up and you can be as cool as me. sept this girl doesnt have her own movie... but then again im not a picky dude

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

haha...my man burgs a baller....

 

You shoulda been like "say hello to my little friend?!" when your girl popped out...haha..

 

:lol:

 

it woulda worked out well cause i came around a brick wall with my homegirl following me an she was standing right there waiting to get smoked up. your one crafty son of a bitch. incase i decide to do some childish ass shit like that again ill call you up and we can put together one of the greatest plots strategically/comically ever known to man and become famous

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haha you still rock a pager

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jess fuddin widja

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

mamerro you had your 15 seconds of fame with that fuckin chick from the glass house...

 

eh?

 

mamerro, do tell.

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Originally posted by amItoolate?

haha you still rock a pager

 

 

jess fuddin widja

 

i know your playin but to clear things up this was around 2 1/2 years ago

 

i got a cell phone now but im ousting that for a pager again so gimme a few months

 

an she was on the

 

"i got my world rocked for playing with a pager" show....

 

ehh nah it was that she looked like her mom or some shit.

 

mr povich said "so do your daughters friends hit on you?"

 

and her daughter said "yea they try to fuck her"

 

same classy hoe she was 2 1/2 years ago. i feel bad tho cause my man was gonna beat up the pussy same night she got beat up.

 

he kept whisperin "aww mannnn nah nah not tonight c'mon bitch shes stayin at the house" :lol:

 

he ended up fuckin her later that week anyways so its all good

 

she was lookin good too

 

only berg can get a hoe beat up an land her on maury povich :lol:

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well uh.

 

my ex-husband looks like rude jude from jenny jones.

 

rude jude definately rocks.

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please believe rude jude reminds me of tease , and i wouldnt hesitate to slap either of them in the face .

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Originally posted by cheifblame

did you get into much trouble from the cops?

 

nah....

 

from a legal standpoint i was just there

 

i got questioned for awhile. regular investigation stuff... detectives tryin to figure shit out, things like that but nothin serious

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heh... you wear your pager on your belt... I bet you got a holster for your cell phone too...

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