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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by THEMEDIC

god im bored

 

must be !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

schlong !

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by serpent of the light

mine is 'pinnochio', shit is fresh.

 

so you lie about how big it is????

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Guest willy.wonka

well it used to be called einstien by this girl i used to please very well.e=mc2/atomic bomb..you know...

 

 

lately i like to refer to it as my wonka....my wonka bar:)

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true story:

 

my dog of a stepmother came downstairs where my stepbrothers and their friends were hanging out. she saw my friend had some of that surfing "sex wax" or whatever the hell you call it. so my dumbass stepmother said:

 

"do you put this on your wingwang?"

 

what the hell is a wingwang??? and why the hell did my nasty stepmother say that???

 

ditdcult may know of her son.

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by THEMEDIC

goblin

tremor

long sleeve

turtle neck

ant eater

god im bored

 

Yo, you guys don't get it. This guy meant the all natural penis. The intact one, not the circumsized one. But still, there's some funny shit on this thread...

 

hooded jawa - OOOTEEENEEEE!!!

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by jismone

The Base of Operations

 

 

great one...

 

 

 

trouser snake.

 

 

cyclops.

 

magic wand.

 

cum squirting meat stick.

 

bate (only when I'm mastering him).

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Guest im not witty

my ex girlfriend used to call my dick "massa chief"

like marine type shit.

shit, i need to call her.

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Originally posted by Mr. Mang

true story:

 

my dog of a stepmother came downstairs where my stepbrothers and their friends were hanging out. she saw my friend had some of that surfing "sex wax" or whatever the hell you call it. so my dumbass stepmother said:

 

"do you put this on your wingwang?"

 

what the hell is a wingwang??? and why the hell did my nasty stepmother say that???

 

ditdcult may know of her son.

 

HAHAHA, PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT MY MOM AND BROTHER WERE CERTAIN I WAS USING IT TO MASTURBATE. AS FAR AS NAMES FOR MY PENIS, I REFER TO IT AS, "MY RIGHT HAND'S BEST FRIEND."

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