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why is everyone always talkin about the olsen twins? Those bitches are fugly!!! They're like 4' 5". Fucking midgets! Grow up already you stupid bitches!

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fuckin olsen twins, you know, that just goes to show what kind of pre-pubesent lame-heads are all over 12 oz i mean anyone at least19-20 on up or me anyway, could never think of them girls that way without recalling when full house first came on and the girls were babys remember"you got it dude" come on,no.

 

and the golden girls?,.....thats just sick man.

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In my glory days i've licked tits printed on paper, cheers to that.

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Originally posted by amItoolate?

fuckin olsen twins, you know, that just goes to show what kind of pre-pubesent lame-heads are all over 12 oz i mean anyone at least19-20 on up or me anyway, could never think of them girls that way without recalling when full house first came on and the girls were babys remember"you got it dude" come on,no.

 

and the golden girls?,.....thats just sick man.

 

fuck you..i can get turned on by whatever the fuck i want..whether it be blanche from golden girls or the olsen twins

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

 

God, i wanna chill with you so bad now bodice...:crazy:

 

you should have fucking seen it man, crazy shit. And they were done up in trashy punk girl gear too. I'm with one of those girls still.

 

bodice_pimping

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Originally posted by Tesseract

In my glory days i've licked tits printed on paper, cheers to that.

word.

a picture of madonna sucking on a thumb.. i dont even dig her.

the brown haired chick on the home shopping network.

bascially, any chick on the news.

 

this magazine called wizard (about comic books) used to have a section of 'hunk and babe of the month'

i jerked to it many a time.... ah she-hulk *Sigh*

 

what is throttling? choking?

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Originally posted by Vanity

 

 

what is throttling? choking?

 

 

yeah. they used to hyperventilate, stand up suddenly, and get the other one to choke them until they passed out. They got off on it...........

 

('course, I did too, clearly)

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Guest greedy mars

sports illustrated i stole from my dad when i was 10

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still no she-hulk.

 

i saw this guy on tv yesterday talking about pigeons. they're pretty bad ass.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i jacked off to the aunt from sabrina the teenage witch...thats about as fucked up as i get

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

i jacked off to the aunt from sabrina the teenage witch...thats about as fucked up as i get

 

the canuck or the skinny one?

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both! ahaha, i was extremely horny at the time...

 

 

i mostly just whack it to girls at my school...they are real, im not into that fake breasted porn crap that much

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I must admit to being strangly fond of the canuck. I think it might be the accent...........I haven't tossed looking at her tho.

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the chicken lady from kids in the hall

hahah no im joking

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Guest --zeSto--

^ hahahahaha!!!

 

you think dave foley's cute in a dress, dont you?!

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