cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 ttp://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/liveammo.jpg'> you think that's dope? check the corresponding story: "I have a butt page story for you, but, unfortunately, no documentary evidence. The story was told me by my brother, who used to lodge with a nurse. It is the nurse's story. About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad haemorroids (piles). The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful pile, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a airplane out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's asshole and defused the shell, before removing it." ain't that some shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/liveammo.jpg'> here's the live ammo pic again. GANGSTA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/screwdriver.jpg'> this is a screwdriver. maybe dude's nuts were too tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/pepperpot.jpg'> a marfarking peppershaker. spicy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/graphics/RECTAL.JPG'> impulse body spray. FLAVOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 getting something stuck in your ass=negative dignity points for the rest of your life...... terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 what's funny to me is thinking about what the people do RIGHT after whatever they realize they put them thangs all the up their ass. that has got to be one of the funniest things to witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 that is funny, yet extremely disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 i mean, the 20 inch dildo....damn....was it really necessary to go for all 20 inches?? some people just dont know when to quit i guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 that dildo is like 1/4 up that assholes back. (pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 what gos thru there head when it happeneds. my guess oh fuck! not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Better then a Gerbil.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands i mean, the 20 inch dildo....damn....was it really necessary to go for all 20 inches?? some people just dont know when to quit i guess.... thanks boogie, you wanna come clean the snapple off my screen now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest Better then a Gerbil.. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused: :eek: :crazy: :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 It says 20x4 cm. That's centimeters there are like 36cm in a foot. There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times. Once in 6th and again in 10th grade. Wouldn't you learn the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by deznatori There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times. Once in 6th and again in 10th grade. Wouldn't you learn the first time. frozen. that's like fucking a popsicle. GANGSTA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 damn, thats some nasty shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 You'd probably be in big trouble if it broke when it was thawed. This thread is pretty humorous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 holy crap that dildo is into intestines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by deznatori It says 20x4 cm. That's centimeters there are like 36cm in a foot. There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times. Once in 6th and again in 10th grade. Wouldn't you learn the first time. wouldn't they freeze to her cooter slime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris wouldn't they freeze to her cooter slime? thats a visual i dont need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 sorry...I just wanted to say cooter slime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 i understand fully im just jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris cooter slime chee hee hee, hee hee:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 well, if it was up your ass youd know where it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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