jah Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 youve all heard the rhyme "beer before liquor is always quicker, liquor before beer youre in the clear" right? well i didnt really apply this rule last night and the result is no good. i woke up feeling like i might throw up but it never happened so i went back to sleep. all i had for breakfast was a shitload of watermelon and water because i needed liquid and i didnt want anything heavy. so after breakfast i go back to sleep for a while til i finally have to wake up against my will. i went in to brush my teeth and when i spit i just let loose and fuckin emptied my stomach into the toilet. i felt ten times better after that and brushed my teeth again and im now contemplating whether i should go eat or not. ive never thrown up the next day tho. ive only thrown up three times ever from drinking but never the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 liquor before beer, never fear beer before liquor, kill a fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 8, 2002 Author Share Posted June 8, 2002 god damnit tease! im already feeling sick and you had to say the word "smirnoff". smirnoff brings back to me the memories of the worste drinking experiences. it has forever turned me against any vodka that isnt tanqueray. thats the only vodka i can stand. shits good with some redbull. i like kickin back with a brew more than hards tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrWhiteFolks Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 its beer before liquor never been sicker liquor before beer you're in the clear. dont remind me...too many bad times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ego trippin Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Beer before grass, you're on your ass grass before beer, you're in the clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 the above rule definatly applies to me.....alcohol and weed will have me in the bath tub puking on myself.....i just cant handle it for some reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomfarmer Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 got in at 6 am....woke up at 10 am still drunk....its now 1217 and i feel like shit and am getting ready for work....work till 1000 pm....go out painting.....come home and pass out.....explanation: the girlfriend is outta town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Here is my little rhyme: Anything I can get my hands on. Who gives a fuck what order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands the above rule definatly applies to me.....alcohol and weed will have me in the bath tub puking on myself.....i just cant handle it for some reason me too boogie..im not a big smoker (4-5 times a year if that) but when i mix i always have a barf session. the last time i did this was last summer and my rents were out of town. i had a half a liter of vodka and was taking elevator bong hits for an hour straight. i dont smoke often so i have no clue how much is enough. i threw up twice in my friends basement and then when i got home it was like 2 and i just sat in the bathtub with my boxers on and called up my ex to come take care of me. i dont know how i survived. she came over and i was just puking with cold water running on me. beer before liqour and youll never be sicker liqour before beer and youre in the clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 i like being drunk and blazed at the same time more than either by them selves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 10, 2002 Author Share Posted June 10, 2002 yea i definitely like puffin a little herb with my brew. i never get sick from that but mixing beer and hards kills me. i had to travel from chiangmai to sydney yesterday with a hangover and a huge lack of sleep. shit took 23 hours and im tired as fuck but i gotta stay up to watch the US beat S korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 Whenever I smoked up after drinking it always cancelled the drunk out and just left me really high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deadlydnut Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 yea one of my bros was really drunk after a party the other night, and I was sober, and felt like messin with him, so were in this real bad part of town, and we stop because theirs a train, and i'm looking at the boxcars, but then i'm like "hey grab that gun out under your seat bro, but becareful the safety's off on it" He fucking tripped out so bad I wish I could of took a picture of his face.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 beer and weed leaves teh Zack Morris vomiting for a few hours then having a 2 day hangover...its no good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 fucking lightweights. TT/chases shots with beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 It's all about vodka and animal tranquilizers......werd to yo motha....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 my new drink of choice is anything mixed with vanilla coke but i mostly stick to the classic koolaid and rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 i'll drink a hieneken then a colt 45 "40oz" then a couple of shots then maybe a beer,a shot then some budlite... i never puke. i rarely get hangovers but i can remembereveryone that i've had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jus Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 i get sick so much.im younger an smaller an just cant hold my liquor bu fuck it,i get lucky some times.but i def get sick if i just dtrink an then lay down,an im kinda known as the kid that sleeps outside:confused: but never off smoking...... im so high an that was so hard to type Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 10, 2002 Share Posted June 10, 2002 bump.... because I'm soooo hungover it hurts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka i'll drink a hieneken then a colt 45 "40oz" then a couple of shots then maybe a beer,a shot then some budlite... i never puke. i rarely get hangovers but i can remembereveryone that i've had... This sounds a lot like my nights. Except we drink a 40 of Black Bull, 10% indian piss for real. I think since I starting drinking when I was 13 I have thrown up maybe 4 times as a result. I guess I have a good tolerance, being English and all.... Last time was my 18th birthday, 6 pack of Wildcat, 40oz of Colt 45, 3 pints of various beers, and 5 birthday shots all in the space of 2 hours. Needless to say I passed out afterwards...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl-lies Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i usually just use beer as a chaser.. if its all together it doesnt make you throw up as well.. well.. atleast i dont. (i only drink vodka and hieneken though..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 11, 2002 Author Share Posted June 11, 2002 vodka is fuckin nasty. heiny's alright but i prefer a dark beer. i get hungover quite a bit when i over do my drinking but lately when i drink way too much ive been getting like 2 or 3 day hangovers. the day i was leaving ireland i had the most fucked up hangover of my life. my whole body turned red from detoxing and i had to force myself to eat anything for two days. all i wanted to do was drink water and sleep. thats bad tho when all your skin turns red for two days from all the alcohol youve consumed. i smoked a dub for the first time in like 2 months yesterday and i felt fuckin good as fuck! i was just chillin playing tony hawk 2 and listenin to some reggae and these fuckin russians and this dude from hongkong come over and drink like a shot of vodka and have a drag of the joint and just annoyed the fuck out of me. pretty much ruined my whole night. you know when your havin a good time just postin and everythings mellow and theres some loud fucks who cant handle being fucked up? i dont appreciate that shit. all i have to smoke tonight is some swag that my friend found on a bus stop and i dont even really feel like smoking it. the beer in australia fuckin sucks! all they have is shitty ozzie beer and the shitty american beers. corona's expensive as fuck. whatever tho. im just kickin it with some wine right now and contemplating burning this mex. peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest OVERsketched Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 yo jah Word, I am from Australia and the reason all the beer you drank sucked was becuae in Sydney all they drink is shit. If you had any sense you would hav gone to Melbourne the Capitol city below Sydney. In melbourne you could have bought 2 drinks for the amount you paid in Sydney they are a bunch of Yuppies. Anyways yeah anyone going to Australia go to Melbourne not the stupid old Olympic SHIT Sydney :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ALLAH LOVES HIS BLUNTS AND HARD LIQUOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
listen Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 I hate shitty beer, but we don't usually use shot glasses for the hard shit, just straight to the dome and chase that with another hit off the bottle, yet I never barf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ahhh yes i remember those days... but ever since i have had my stomach replaced with a cast iron one it doesnt really matter. It all goes to the same place.... naw i have had it happen to me often... it comes with the drunk job discription!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 i threw up on my girlfriend sometime last week, i was drunk off of SKYY blue :dazed: that shit is just great :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 12, 2002 Author Share Posted June 12, 2002 yea, i didnt know anything about australia except that the school im going to is in sydney and my boy from hawaii lives here and ive heard its the party capital of hte world. but yea, i have to find a place with some decent beer. ive only been here for 2 days. ive been downtown once. shit seems hella yuppie and expenive but some of it seemed cool too. there r fuckin tags everywhere. its toy city up here. i need to find a yard or some kinda spot. my friends been buying this shit called Bordelli or something thats kinda like a week, red champaign. its not as bubbly but it is carbonated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 ALLAH SIPS ON THAT EL PRESIDENTE WIT HIS BOYS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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