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yoda's bitch

Blowin Bitches Off

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Why do guys blow bitches off?

And not just the fat chick you fucked in the bathroom,

or lame ones that stalk you...

but one you actually told and atleast ACTED like you were way into...

 

one you told you wanted to marry (even if it was non chalant and I saw no proposal up anywhere), one you knew breifly but intensely, one that all your friends told you to hang onto, one with whom you had so many of the important little strange things in common...like ripping barbies apart when you were young, and continuing into adulthood so you can make art out of maimed toys

 

And then one day you say you'll call back, and never do.

Until you do THAT just one more time.

And drive her crazy in the head until she turns into a puppet and does something off the hook like ask for love advice on a FUCKING graf site

 

I think I know guys...

and then shit like this seems to remind me that I have

not a fucking clue...

 

And if I can't know why from him, maybe some of you blowers out there could tell me why YOU do it...

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Guest --zeSto--

you're dealing with a child, not an adult.

Most adults aren't much better though.

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Guest platapie

shit gos both ways hunney.:o

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Basically he never liked you, he just wanted to get layed!!! Then one day he was horny so he called you up cause he thought he could blow a load in your mouth. We also call when were drunk and didnt score at the club/bar or wherever. I know i do it all the time....

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im close to being one of those guys right now. so im gonna say being scared is a big part of it. if your with a chick you really like you have to sacrifice a lot of shit, so it gets hard. what your talking about is the easy way out.

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Originally posted by platapie

shit gos both ways hunney.:o

 

yeah no shit huh...

chiks can be some scandalous ass bitches f'sure

I'm just a little angel who's never done a thing to anyone.

 

Maybe I should try going the OTHER way myself

and shit'll go more smoothly...

Only problem is, I don't think I can do it.

I mean I could, I just don't wanna do any muff diving myself.

But that wouldn't be fair to HER cause my bitch'd be diving

all day.

And I can't not be fair,

I'm an angel, remember?

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Originally posted by TonySuprano

Basically he never liked you, he just wanted to get layed!!! Then one day he was horny so he called you up cause he thought he could blow a load in your mouth. We also call when were drunk and didnt score at the club/bar or wherever. I know i do it all the time....

 

Could be true.

All for the calling me to blow a load in my mouth thing...

 

Last time I sucked his cock he WARNED me and pulled my head away which SUCKS cause I love it when a guy I'm really into blows a load in my mouth.

 

Tony Suprano...you're a fuckin winner in MY black book

;)

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by yoda's bitch

 

yeah no shit huh...

chiks can be some scandalous ass bitches f'sure

I'm just a little angel who's never done a thing to anyone.

 

Maybe I should try going the OTHER way myself

and shit'll go more smoothly...

Only problem is, I don't think I can do it.

I mean I could, I just don't wanna do any muff diving myself.

But that wouldn't be fair to HER cause my bitch'd be diving

all day.

And I can't not be fair,

I'm an angel, remember?

 

dont become a les. i was just sayign pick and chose better. im sure theres a man for you who'll treat you good out there. and i bet there will be a line of guys off this board to start jocking you cause your a girl.;)

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Originally posted by yoda's bitch

 

Could be true.

All for the calling me to blow a load in my mouth thing...

 

Last time I sucked his cock he WARNED me and pulled my head away which SUCKS cause I love it when a guy I'm really into blows a load in my mouth.

 

Tony Suprano...you're a fuckin winner in MY black book

;)

 

 

 

Oh my goodness. "which SUCKS cause I love it when a guy I'm really into blows a load in my mouth." Wow are you being sarcastic or serious?

Your my hero, i wish all girls were like you. My advice is move on and come hang w/ me. What city are you in?

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Originally posted by yoda's bitch

I'm just a little angel who's never done a thing to anyone.

 

 

I'm an angel, remember?

Originally posted by yoda's bitch

Last time I sucked his cock he WARNED me and pulled my head away which SUCKS cause I love it when a guy I'm really into blows a load in my mouth.

an angel huh ?

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Originally posted by TonySuprano

 

 

 

Oh my goodness. "which SUCKS cause I love it when a guy I'm really into blows a load in my mouth." Wow are you being sarcastic or serious?

Your my hero, i wish all girls were like you. My advice is move on and come hang w/ me. What city are you in?

 

Now, if I were to take platapie's advice,

I wouldn't tell you what city I'm in, he told me to be picky and choosy,

and he sounds like a nice guy. Besides, you already told me,

you do that blowin off the bitches shit ALL day, ALL city kid...

I gotta sort my life out, remember?

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Guest platapie

dr plats reporting for work.

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Originally posted by yoda's bitch

 

Now, if I were to take platapie's advice,

I wouldn't tell you what city I'm in, he told me to be picky and choosy,

and he sounds like a nice guy. Besides, you already told me,

you do that blowin off the bitches shit ALL day, ALL city kid...

I gotta sort my life out, remember?

 

 

 

1. Theres no harm in saying what city your in. Im in Los Angeles and odds are your not here.

 

2.I blow off girls i dont really like. If i like a girl im the nicest person in the world to them.

 

Do you or the dude you liked do graffiti?

 

All Good Though ----> Holla Back Yungin Woo Woo

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Guest Wilt

ive shrugged off a few women in my day...im over that phase....i dont go out to get laid...i dont tell a girl things she wants to hear...im honest with them....fuck relationships..fuck your bullshit dreams of what love is...fuck spending half your fucking life with someone wondering if they're cheating on you...i say fuck this shit and go fucking paint..stop bitching..and go paint..and if you dont fucking paint what are you doing here?fucking start.paint...bomb.....hard...fuck you.fuck me.

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Aser...

nice flik! But that's not me in case that's what you were going for,

I don't like wasted sperm. I eat that shit.

 

and no Mr. Soprano, no I'm not into graf at all,

neither was the guy I was talking about...

didn't you read my profile? I'm a rookie.

Really, I just jock on writer's some kinda BAD

cause there's just something about a guy who lays down shit that couldn't fathomably come out of a paint can, but did...that makes me weak in the knees...guys who destroy shit with beautiful art

In which case I should amend my original statement...

the guy I was talking about IS a writer.

But I'm not, I'm just a little toy.

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Originally posted by Wilt

ive shrugged off a few women in my day...im over that phase....i dont go out to get laid...i dont tell a girl things she wants to hear...im honest with them....fuck relationships..fuck your bullshit dreams of what love is...fuck spending half your fucking life with someone wondering if they're cheating on you...i say fuck this shit and go fucking paint..stop bitching..and go paint..and if you dont fucking paint what are you doing here?fucking start.paint...bomb.....hard...fuck you.fuck me.

 

you're right babe...i'm out, runnin like forest gump and shit...

(forest shoulda been a writer

he woulda been up like chaka and shit)

but as long as I'm outta here,

get up and go fucking paint yourself

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Originally posted by TonySuprano

You sound like Kristi - i hope you aint her crack addicted ass.

 

So you still aint gunna drop what city your in?

 

kristi? prolly not.

city? I move. right now d.c., a month ago oakland,

one month from now quito,

and yes, there IS a graf scene in ecuador...

and tecnic 1200s too

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1. Why do you move around so much?

 

2. If you move around so much why are u stressing about some guy. Your just gunna have to leave him anyways?

 

3. 1200's 2. Dam u sound pretty cool, i need a girl like u

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Guest platapie

you got the crew runnin behind you already girl. you can take your pic of the 12oz community.

 

 

if i were you id pick someone from DPC, there real handsome.

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Guest dukeofyork
Originally posted by platapie

 

dont become a les. i was just sayign pick and chose better;)

 

 

damn right.

couldnt have said it better.

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