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so i got kicked out of McDonalds........


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I used to work at the gangsterest Burger King in the united states of America. This one dude got his order fucked up in the drive thru and stormed into the store. I was talkin to this girl and ignoring all customers at usual. He got pissed and threw his bag at me and it hit me in the leg. I paused for a minute picked it up and said "What the fuck is wrong with you?" He said "I want my fuckin money back you idiot." I was calm until now so i launch the bag at his face hittin him dead on yelling something crazy like "BITCH YOU GET NOTHING!" He proceeded to throw his drink all over the floor then ran up to the counter picked up a register and dropped it in the kitchen. Right as he did that 6 angry niggas ran up from the back, smellin drama, and the guy started apologizing and ran away. Everyone left the store chasin him and a damn near mini riot broke out. We closed down the store for about 45 minutes so everyone could calm down. That was by far one of the greatest jobs i've ever had.

 

Moral of the story: McDonalds is a much safer place to eat

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I have a friend, in California, that is obsessed with the Dip Set, often causes scences in public and harasses restaurant employees with abandon. Deto, if you are who I think you are, remember what I told you about my boy with the chevy celebrity.

 

 

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yo we used to fuck up peoples order on purpose....cheeseburgers wit no meat,6 piece nuggets wit only 3 nuggets n half a buger in it..you make a big order you get everything plain..no ketup,no mustard,no pickles,no onions..

 

 

plus we was the only mcdonalds in philly wit out a drive-thur, and not sum bullshit mall store..full blown playground type shit..

 

lasted 3 weeks there....im a fuckin solider!

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I put in 2 months at MickeyDeez cause I'm a gangster....

The illest was when this kid ordered a small drink. But then tried to come back and bitch that he ordered a large. I walked to the drink cups put the small cup inside the large cup, put a lid on it and gave it back... He was dumbfounded...

 

Oh the stories, a bitch comes in and asks "do you take debit" no I say, cash only. Whhhaat??? You don't take debit? Are you sure? I'm sure mcdonalds takes debit. "No ma'am I'm sorry, we don't take debit here." No you have to, I'm sure you do, maybe you should ask somebody else. "Ma'am I know my job, I've been working here over a year, we don't take debit." The bitch orders, then tries to pay wiht a CREDIT card. I put nothing but little m&m's in her drink cup, and extra pickles on her chicken sandwich... HOO AHHH

 

Holler!

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Originally posted by Milton

Not to mention the time a lady walked up to a black employee and asked for "Chicken McNiggers." He shut down his register and walked out... Stupid bitch...

 

this bought tears to my eyes..

 

:lol: x10000

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if the people who work there fuck up your order, don't take it out on them. they're idiots if they can't find a better job. speak with the manager politely, not using words that have too many syllables, slowly, enunciating carefully. then, if you don't get your food correctly AND your money back, just fuck up the property. fills on the front, ripping out some of the landscaping, undoing bolts on the slides, epoxy the doors shut, or just go to a pet store and buy a shitload of crickets. most lizard stores carry them, and they're cheap. bring a plastic bag FILLED with them into the store and hide it, opened, under the seat. preferably during a rush in the restaurant. the more business you cost them, the better.

 

gfreshsushi/revenge is my business, and business is good.

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Ive dealt with a few jackass fastfood managers before, but hey if i was in my 40's and my carrer choice was mcdonalds i'd probably be pretty pissed too. i ordered a chesseburger with no ketchup at burger king, and got one with ketchup and hair. i went to the front of the line, most of the people waiting in line left, and i tried to take off out of the place with a big "shaq" cut out.

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fuck mcjunk ......they fucked up my order after i told them 10 times what it was...still got it completely wrong....so i kindly walk up to the counter and plead my case...they where very nice about it and gave me a free mcchicken..so i sit down to eat and look on my burger and theres spit on it....so i kindly brought my tray up and proceded to throw food and drink and open bbq packs all over everything everywhere....2 dudes from the back come to "escort me" they wouldnt touch me though cuz they knew we would be fightin....later on that night when it was closed i threw a cinder block threw one of those big ass windows...caught sum etch tags on 2 or 3 of them as well...pay for that fawkers

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED

fuck mcjunk ......they fucked up my order after i told them 10 times what it was...still got it completely wrong....so i kindly walk up to the counter and plead my case...they where very nice about it and gave me a free mcchicken..so i sit down to eat and look on my burger and theres spit on it....so i kindly brought my tray up and proceded to throw food and drink and open bbq packs all over everything everywhere....2 dudes from the back come to "escort me" they wouldnt touch me though cuz they knew we would be fightin....later on that night when it was closed i threw a cinder block threw one of those big ass windows...caught sum etch tags on 2 or 3 of them as well...pay for that fawkers

*in mr. burns voice, excellent...*

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