Guest Catch22 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 In my drunken state last night I ended up bangin a 43 year old. She looked around 35 but was definitely no 20 year old. It was the oldest chick I've ever slept with. What's your oldest & what do you think about older women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Uhhhhhhhh ... no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 my oldest was, at the time, was 22 or 23 i think, i keep getting older and they stay the same age. but i would love to hook up with a woman in her 30's or 60's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 she was 28 at the time. shes 30 now. i havent gotten up with her in about a year and a half. but last time i talked to her, she was talking about 3 somes with this beautiful blonde woman she knows. supposedly i was the one she was considering to be the third. anyway i digress... the older they are, the more they want it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 love them... they arent shy about anything and are always down for freaky shit... the oldest i have had..she was 34 when i was 20... damn that means she is pushing 40 now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 um i was 17 she was 25 and i had a mrs at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God Awful Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 she was 26,i was 19......but if it was up to me it would be nothing but sweet 16 until the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 i was 15 she was 23 now she is 26 and i would do her again.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 thinking this through, i came to an odd realization, i have never slept with a girl older than me...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 <-- In praise of older women ! You dont have to teach them anything They dont worry about their Dads They dont expect you to have 'status' They will drive you around You can show up hammered, and they'll always let you in They do some freaky shit! They dont have bitchy and jealous teenage friends and... You'll NEVER have to meet the parents when I was 20, I hooked up with a few 24 year olds. That's my biggest difference, but it was a world away from the 18 year old I was with previously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 been there,...but no comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 the best I have done thus far was she was 21 when I was 17. I want to get a woman that is pushin 30 soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 So, I'm in this bar hanging out with some friends. Theres an older blonde at the corner of the bar with an even older guy. I'm checking her out thinking shes 40ish and the dudes gotta be around 60. So, I have her pegged for some little old man, big money slut. I'm minding my own business talking to my friends when she interrupts with, "I'm not hitting on you, believe me I'm 48 and your what 21, but...blah, blah, blah". I'm like wtf, but she seems cool, so I start talking to her. Turns out she's recently divorced and the dudes a friend and a priest. She repeated the, "I'm not hitting on you thing" a few more times, so I'm answering her questions and just being polite not thinking much of it. Eventually she asks me if she could call me sometime, but...she's not hitting on me. She says she's just lonely and she misses conversation. She goes on to suggest she could make me dinner or whatever if I wanted to hang out. Keep in mind I'm getting trashed as she's saying all this and she repeats the not hitting on me thing so many times...that I actually believe she is being genuine. So she has me fully convinced that she just wants a young single guy to show her around the city and get her adjusted to single life again. By this time her friend and all my friends and us are in one big conversation. So, everyone's blah, blahing and she asks me to go to the bathroom with her. I'm like...nah, I don't hafta go. She waits a little bit and then says she wants to talk to me. So, I'm like alright go to the bathroom and I'll meet you there in a couple minutes. When I get back there, she full on drops the not hitting on me routine. She says she wants me to kiss her, so I'm like wtf...why not I'm drunk. She's all over my ass, grabbing my dick, putting my hand on her tits and shit. I'm just like woah. After this she's like I want you to come home with me. I'm thinking hell yeah this chicks gonna hurt in the morning. moral of this story...older women are playahs, freaks and zesto points out all the praise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 she was 52 when i was 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by SteveAustin The Real moral of this story... why not I'm drunk. so you didn't go home with her? You kind of trailed off the end of your story. I just feel bad for the 'friend and a priest' guy. You know she was lying about that one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 back when i didn't fully understand woman in all of her beauty i had sex with lots of women...when i was 16 or 17 i had sex with my good friends older sister who was 23 at the time.and i wanted to fuck my ex's aunt so bad....she always hit on me...she would get drunk and would start kissing my neck...im like...what the fuck...but my girl had me on lock so...she was about 40...that would have been the thing..i had planned on having sex with a woman who is in her late 30's before im 21..but i just dont care anymore....id rather have a beautiful relationship.although i know that wont happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by Vlad she was 52 when i was 16 AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! dude thats just gross..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 My girlfriend's two years older than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HearGunShots Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 when i was 21 i was with a 28 year old. she hot and nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Put your arm straight & pinch the skin on your elbow. That's one of the problems with older women, they feel like that. Besides that Zesto summed up most of the positives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ser3adc Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 one time me and my boy went into a nursing home...we planned on takin a tv...long story short, i hooked up with this 90 year old bitch in a wheel chair...damn she gave amazing head!...it feels mad good when they take out their dentures!:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 i love older ladies. i'd bang anyone under 45 if they look good enough cause there is no shame in the mang game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- so you didn't go home with her? You kind of trailed off the end of your story. I just feel bad for the 'friend and a priest' guy. You know she was lying about that one too! I like ending stories with the whole leave it up to the imagination thing. I did end up going home with her. It was kinda surreal. She did the whole wait here while I go change into something more comfortable thing. She was full on into the whole seduction thing. I felt like I was in the graduate or something. I swear that woman hadn't been touched in years. For as old as she was she had a pretty tight body and definitely new what she was doing. Her ex was cheating on her with some young secretary or something, so I think I was some kind of revenge for her. The fucked up thing about the priest guy...is that he actually was. He pulled out a business card earlier in the night and showed everyone because no one believed him. Apparently they grew up together when they were kids. Dude was drinking whiskey like it was going outta style. I met a 45 yr old woman the other weekend and all I can think about now is hmmm, older woman. This one looked like she was 37 or so. Oh, hell I just remembered this. One of my friends picked some older woman up in a bar. They left the bar and went back to her mini-van. Dude fucked her and then went back to the bar. He was gone for like an hour or so. When he got back we're like...dude where the fuck you been? He just started laughing and told us the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 I did have 1 other experience. This chick had to be in her early 40's. I was at a bar/restaurant for a friends birthday who happened to be older & HOT! Unfortunately I didn't sleep with her but she ran into an acquaintance. We started talking & she straight out said that we should get together & have some "Fun". A couple drinks later she asked me to accompany her to the bathroom. She dragged me into one of the stalls & started to un-buckle my belt. she then said "Tonight is your lucky night." and proceeded to slob my johnson. It was great but then I spent the rest of the night trying to get rid of her. .....Did I ever tell you about the worst blow job I ever had? It was GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 TEE_Rase knows whats up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 eww... having a soccer mom, lick your soccer balls, in the soccer van ! GGGOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLL !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 milfers!!!!!!!!!!!!! well as long as tehy still look to be in good shape. nothign wrong with some loveing from a women who could teach you a thign or 2.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 thats it, i am taking my own advice and going to hang out at the local business hotel bar and get me some slowly aged love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 maybe i can get the secratary at work to do me. she is mid 40's but fine, she is tall and skinny and in shape, like 100 lbs. we are going out for drinks tonight with some other co-workers but i am going to lay down the mack, hell i am only working here 3 more days. but shes mad religious of late so that could be bad, but even jesus freaks need love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 it is 10:21 pm and i still like older women. woot. wonk saggin and all that jazz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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