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Guest serpent of the light

HAPPY FUCKING 18th TO SERPENT OF THE LIGHT!!!!

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Guest serpent of the light

ROCK THE FUCK ON, I'M 18 NOW, I CAN TYPE IN CAPS BECAUSE ITS MY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKERS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, NOW WHEN I GET CAUGHT DOING ILLEGAL JUVENILE ACTIVITIES THEY DONT HAVE TO CALL MY PARENTS AND I CAN BUY PORNO AND GET TATTOOS. FUCKING RIGHT G, I'M WASTING SPACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD BUT ITS OKAY, CUZ I'M NOT A FUCKING MINOR ANYMORE AND EVEN IF THOSE FAGS CARD ME FOR PAINT, I CAN BUY IT, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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Guest serpent of the light

yeah, it happens though, and i suck at racking so i had to deal with it, now it doesnt matter i guess

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Guest 12ozProfesor

The Profesor Exclaims

 

what?!?! Its your birthday and your still able to type, or read? You should be fucked up son!

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Guest serpent of the light

if i weren't straight edge... but i am. and i'm gonna get some sXe tattoos this weekend. cuz i'm cheezy hxc like that

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Guest 12ozProfesor

The Profesor is Confused:

 

what!? what is this sxe and straight edge you speak of?

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Guest serpent of the light

sXe is an abbreviation for straight edge. straight edge is the lifetime committment to remain free of drugs and promiscuity. so yeah.

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Guest uncle-boy

happy birthday asshole

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Guest serpent of the light

thank you, i am going to go give myself a birthday handjob and then go to bed. g'night all of you, i have joined the ranks of the "adult world" hahaha, shit.

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Guest platapie

you know have only 3 more hills to pass. 21,23 and the big 30 after that just blow your brains out cause its not worth it i hear.

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Guest railroadjerk

its all downhill from here, dunston.

 

congrats.

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happy swish balls on your face

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

happy birthday enjoy it.

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Guest ilikeskulls.

happy birthday...i was stoked on turning 18 now i'm turning 20 in about a week...for some reason it seems scary.enjoy it while ya can.

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Guest willy.wonka

boooooooooooooo.......................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahahha swish bawls to your face....happy birthday..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:)

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Guest sneak

happy birthday dear serpent

happy birthday to u

 

:cool:

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Originally posted by Pistol

go to the strip club!!

 

 

 

that is a must do on the 18th birthday.... my only question is way this dude is sitting around posting threads when he should be out with a fist full of $1's:rolleyes:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

Go get those tattoo's damnit, nothing like edge pride!

 

I remember when I got mine, everyone was saying that I was going to break the edge soon after it.

I got my edge tattoo when I was 16 though...two years later and I'm still fuckin edge, cause unlike all the other fuckers, it's something I do for me.

 

Sorry bout that.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY again.. and wheeeeeeee!

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Guest serpent of the light

yeah, miz is denver, i am in boulder.

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