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Guest BROWNer
Originally posted by --zeSto--

BILLY GLIDE

BRICK MAJORS

COLT STEELE

 

thats some funny shit right there.^

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I've wanted to for a while but it either hurt the girl too much or she just didn't want to do it. Then about 4 or 5 mos ago I nailed 3 different chicks in the ass within a 3 week period. It was great & I didn't have to pay them. It's slowed down since though. I didn't ask them either, just kinda did it. Start out with a finger & go from there. They seemed to enjoy it.... no complaints at least.

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Originally posted by Catch22

I've wanted to for a while but it either hurt the girl too much...

 

 

this happened to me the first couple of time i tried da butt, but i was using the wrong technique for anal virgins, the regular doggie style way of entry. but (no pun intended), if you get the girl sitting on the couch or edge of the bed, you between her legs, just lift those legs a little and penatration is much easier for both parties.....happy analing!!!!

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no no no no nononononononononononononononononono.

 

thats fucking awful. what i wouldnt give to see that poor stupid woman let a fucking huge wet far loose in his face.blowing diarrhea, methane, and candle in his face. hopefully the methane would ignite burning his eyebrows off.

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

 

my boys all about it, but i think it hurts way too much, bleugh. good bargaining tool though.

 

 

this is true ! my girl used to do the same thing, cept with me busting in her mouth... she'd ask me to take her to some gay art show or go to see her mum, and when i was like "nahhh" she'd say "when we get home, i'll give you a blow job and you can come in my mouth"... pleeeease believe i did whatever she asked me to. everytime.

 

 

 

Originally posted by Catch22

about 4 or 5 mos ago I nailed 3 different chicks in the ass within a 3 week period.

 

 

you sir, are the greatest man that god ever put breath into... my hat comes off to you... that's fucking awesome !

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Speaking as a nurse (a male nurse, but still an R.N.):

 

1.) The rectum was not designed by for intercourse

2.) Sure seems like lots of people do it anyway

3.) The intestines, including the sigmoid colon, contain lots of bacteria that are not normally found in the G-U tract (genito-urinary), so the use of a condom is very advisable.

4.) LOTS AND LOTS of lubricant, and a very gentle approach is absolutely necessary, unless you want to be sitting in the ER with your girlfriend really pissed off at you

5.) She should evacuate her bowels before this little bit of romance

6.) You should wash off your penis both before and after , and you should hold your urine before intercourse, so that you can empty your bladder after withdrawal, hopefully washing all the Intestinal Flora and Fauna out of your urethra (your piss hole, dummy.)

7.) Deposit of ejaculate into the rectum won't hurt anything, but unprotected sex is REALLY GODDAMNED STUPID, and if you have a brain in your head, or care the slightest bit for your partner and have a shred of decency or human concern for her life and well-being, you will not fuck her in the ass without a condom. This is like 8th grade Sex Education 101. Didn't you guys go to high school? HIV has killed like 450,000 people in the U.S. since 1980. Get a fucking clue, guys! Jesus.

8.) Some girls like it and some don't. The girls that don't are not likely to be convinced. The girls that do probably have done it with somebody else before you. For pete's ake, wear a condom.

9.) Once you pull out, go straight to the bathroom, get in the shower, wash off good with soap and water and urinate as much as you can. This will reduce the danger of infection. DON'T TOUCH YOUR GIRL UNTIL YOU HAVE WASHED OFF YOUR HANDS AND YOUR DICK. The human vagina was not very well designed to fend off infections by intestinal bacteria. As Robert A. Heinlein said, "The problem with the design of human sexuality is that the potty was placed too close to the playground." Her vagina could easily be infected with trichomonas, E. Coli and other organisms that live in the intestinal tract.

10.) Long term, anal penetration will stretch the sphincter muscles, and sigmoid colon. She may love it, but she will eventually begin to experience problems retaining feces, and may develop incontinence problems as she gets older. Muscle exercises similar to Kegel exercises may help some, but the bottom line (pardon the pun) is that the rectum was not designed for sexual intercourse.

 

Devilush, you need to be careful what you tell these guys! You might start a riot, LOL. (Some girls like it and some girls don't.)

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Guest --zeSto--

the best two parts of the vice guide...

 

"The word is a magical four-letter word that sounds like “ungh” but is not to be confused with “uh” or “unh.” “Ungh” is a deep-throated “uuunnngh” that sounds like the person saying it is not the person saying it. Like a demonic possession made her roll her eyes back into her head and replaced her voice with Barry White getting kicked in the stomach."

 

and

 

"Telling fags how to have anal sex is like telling Puerto Ricans how to have babies. "

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

pistol,

 

i got this movie clip of this chick with blondaehair, i think its like an old english wig, givin this guy whose dressed up like the devil head in some dark room. have you seen this movie/clip and by anychance on earth know who that pornstar is? shes fuckin bangin. i never owned a porn movie in my life but i want to cop hers, whoever she is, she got my attention. then imma cop a sylvia saint one, she likes it in the butt. the internet has askewed me from dvd porn with changable angles.

 

thanks in advance

 

iCEBERGonthepornprowlforthatchickoneruppermotherfucker

 

anal sex

 

I think it's Jill Kelly you're talking about. She's the mad producer as of late as well.

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EEWWWW!

 

Godammit! I really don't like Stacey Valentine. I've seen her little documovie called "The Girl Next Door" and was so turned off. It shows her getting a nasty liposuction, and she's just so dumb. Dumb in a bad way. And she can't even fuck that well. All up in those staged porns. Fuck wicked and vivid.

 

What, you guys don't know about the GONZO?

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