dukeofyork Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by Smart it's so hot I saw a squirrel putting sunblock on his nuts... hotter than a polar bear at a picnic... sweating like a whore in church... sweating like a pedophile in a playground...:idea: and mamerro....those flicks remind me of where i used to live.... *sigh*:o oh the memories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 IM going to try to go snowboarding this weekend, no joke, the mountains are still clinging to snow, we had a really crappy ski season, otherwise the resorts would still be open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/3-23can.jpg'> Mamerro, did you get my last email? I'll crush you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Yeth I did. And I replied today. I'll melt you. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 yeah memmero! DPC baby..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by BIG T yes it has been 100 + with humidity down here the past couple days... and i have no a/c in the house.... i walk around buck naked all the time.... fuck the room mates, it is just too damn hot. i must get a/c by july or else i am coing to visit one of you canucks!!!!!:eek: its just getting warm here...(canadacouver!) but warm is not unbearable...i have never felt heat in this city once that pissed my off...it's just right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 It is way too hot out. Sucks too, because for basically my whole life, my parent's refuse to put the air conditioners in. When they do, they only get used two times if we're lucky. ::sweating smilie:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by A Fire Inside It is way too hot out. Sucks too, because for basically my whole life, my parent's refuse to put the air conditioners in i feel you, i've never lived in an air-conditioned house and my truck a/c sucks. i need to check out the 'power stripe' and 'cool contact' shits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 my car is getting the a/c worked on as we type. and mamerra why do I not see line's in those corona's?...I am dissapointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris and mamerra why do I not see lime's in those corona's?...I am dissapointed. yeah, you gotta protect yourself from scurvey!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 HAHA feel sorry for you guys...here in SF you can sport hoodies all year and feel comfortable..its NEVER hot, and if it is..its like hot one afternoon, then its cold the next.....we got like 60 degree temp all the time....boo yah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 man who ever was complaining about portlands heat should get a grip its been perfect t shirt weather theyre like not to hot but just right, like it was perfect this weekend theyre woo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Bah. Lime in the Corona is restaurant and bar crap. For tourists. Real beach beer is drunk ghetto: -They have no extraneous additives. -They must be opened with a rock, some part of your beach chair, or your teeth. -They must all be lukewarm by your third. -They need to constantly have sand on the rim. You should be swallowing at least 15 grains of sand per sip. -Extra points for no cooler. Your best bet is to buy a bag of ice, open up one side, and stuff your beer in it. -You have to pee it right: A) You have to stand in front of the water, piss your pants in front of everyone, THEN go in the water. B) You can pee IN the water, but you have to do it next to a girl and you MUST announce it midway. If two (2) or more of these rules are violated, then you may consider yourself NOT drinking beach beer. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro Bah. Lime in the Corona is restaurant and bar crap. For tourists. Real beach beer is drunk ghetto: -They have no extraneous additives. -They must be opened with a rock, some part of your beach chair, or your teeth. -They must all be lukewarm by your third. -They need to constantly have sand on the rim. You should be swallowing at least 15 grains of sand per sip. -Extra points for no cooler. Your best bet is to buy a bag of ice, open up one side, and stuff your beer in it. -You have to pee it right: A) You have to stand in front of the water, piss your pants in front of everyone, THEN go in the water. B) You can pee IN the water, but you have to do it next to a girl and you MUST announce it midway. If two (2) or more of these rules are violated, then you may consider yourself NOT drinking beach beer. Beer, El Mamerro thanks for the rules mamerro, cause i am beach mutha fucking bound!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 A FAT GUY COVERED IN CRISCO ! What!:confused: Texas is to fucking HOTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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