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so i bought some porno tonight

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went to this place in upstate ny about 15 min from nyack and bought some porn..bought 3 and got the 4th free..10 beans each, great deal.

one was called um..dildos somthing?? and the other i dont remember..but the covers looked dope so for 10$ u cant lose..

thank god for cheap porn

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I used to go by porn for some of my co-workers a few years back when I was working fast food. I made a few bucks and within the 4 or 5 mags I'd get them, I'd always make sure one was somthing like "banging grannies" or "40+ houswives" just to fuck with them.

corrupting minors is fun....

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Guest platapie

you should just rent porno and then tape it.

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that's what i used to do platapie.

but one of my vcr's broke down.

i would rent the high end 50 dollar porn and dub it.

 

now i stick to the discount 4 hour porn

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Guest serpent of the light

hahaha. thank god for that stuff. i turn 18 next week, so i'm gonna go pick some porno up. it will be the crowning moment in my life i'm sure

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

my friend was always stealing porno tapes from kids at his school (he went to an all boys school, and porn was its life)...so my friend would gaffle a porn tape every week or so, then share it with us....we would pass around porno tapes and shit....then my friend moved up to washington, and as a going away gift, he gave away all the porno tapes to us

 

 

 

the only problem is that i got stuck with some shitty ass porn, filled with 40 year old fake bitches with hairy twats and sagging ass cheeks....and then my mom found the tape hidden in my clothes drawer....life is unfair to me

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by Pistol

that's what i used to do platapie.

but one of my vcr's broke down.

i would rent the high end 50 dollar porn and dub it.

 

now i stick to the discount 4 hour porn

 

yeah when i worked ina porno store, i woudl see guys come in tothe store and rent liek 5 tapes a night and return them the next day and i never understoon hwo that was even possible because i usually find that one is good for me. but then i asked and it turned out there are some dudes that have huge collections of porn thru that whole swindle. good work to the pervs who got there budget porn watchign on.

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Originally posted by ese

I'd always make sure one was somthing like "banging grannies" or "40+ houswives" just to fuck with them.

i had this friend who always had a huge stack of porno on his floor... me and some friends got a couple of gay pornos and stuck them in the pile... there's still rumors that he's gay...

also, i found a dvd called farmyard fetish or sumpin like that the other day at a fleamarket... guy wanted $30 tho... no joke is worth $30...

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me too..

the day i turned 18 i bought some cloves(mainly just cause i could) and two days later got a tattoo. but i still havent bought porn, registered for the draft or to vote.

 

maybe i'll get some porn this week.

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At the place I rent my porn they are like 3.00 to rent 1 video for 24 hours. But if you rent 5 videos you keep them for 72 hours for 8 bucks or something. So I rent 5 videos. I feel like a hardcore no pussy getting perv like tease getting ready for an "all nighter". the worst part is when I have to go return the vids back to the porno shop. There's this one fine chick in there and I have to wait to get back my rental card as she checks in 5 videos.

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i had to buy porn for a friend of mine who happened to be a girl. i dont knwo why really, she just couldnt fathom going up and buying porn. i guess her and her friends really liked watching it. shed go in with me, pick out what she wanted and get me to buy it. i did feel kinda cool yet ierd buying porn with a girl, everyone probably thought i had some limp dick problem and needed porn to get it up. oh well at least she had fun with it. (no i didnt get to watch it with her and her friends)

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never had to pay for the porn yet.renting and dubbing is the easiest wayin my eyes but i was loving it wen me and my gf were at this video store and we were deciding to get something and she suggested a porno.

moral of the story is porn + gf =entertaing sex

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Originally posted by serpent of the light

hahaha. thank god for that stuff. i turn 18 next week, so i'm gonna go pick some porno up. it will be the crowning moment in my life i'm sure

 

If you think that buyin a porn on your 18th b-day is gonna be the crowning moment in your life you must lead a pretty boring life so if I where you id just kill my self now and get it over with! j/k lol:D :D You know what they say to much crankin will make ya go blind:dazed: :dazed:

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I JUST BOUGHT PORN I BOUGHT "SUBMISSION" WITH cHASTIDY lANE

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they were great..the one was called...bad to the bone..which was pretty dope..and the other was dildos anymoness(sp?) yea but anyway they were great for 10$ dvds..i enjoyed them much, now the hard part..getting my girl to watch them with me

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Originally posted by Santa Claus

i still havent bought porn, registered for the draft or to vote.

 

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Guest Catch22

The other night I came home Drunk as hell & purchased 2 ppv pornos. Don't even remember ordering them. Luckily I have Tivo so in my drunken stuper I remembered to record them.

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rent and dub.....fuck those 50 dollar price tags....ill leave those for the sex starved rush hour crowd....

 

why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free???

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Guest willy.wonka

my homie nakoa used to rent and record....like a motha fucka.he was very happy about it too...that was the age when we were proud to say that we masterbate.pornos were being passed around like hotcakes...

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why not just download it if you've got a cable modem? i must have downloaded half of the whole CD Girls collection.

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Guest Canadiano

Adrianna Sage

Monica Sweetheart

Miko Lee

Anastasia Blue

Rocco

Mr. Marcus

Lexington Steele

GONZO PORN!!!!!!!!!

 

diabolic and anabolic all the way.

 

extreme associates is alright (check slaphappy directed by Alek Hidell)

 

and if you like fucked up, disgusting, freak show porn, then check anything directed by Lizzy Borden.

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