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i got a weird email

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Guest railroadjerk

im kinda interested...anyone get this before? fucking incredibly weird stuff...

 

Date Sent: Monday, May 27, 2002 8:14 PM

From: Apharsathacites Gideonite <waybooked391@yahoo.com>

To: ******

Subject: Fakes...

Urgent New

There is something extremely wrong with every single

person in this world. They seem to be part of a

pointless simulation.

"The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet we

watch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in this

very life, underneath the seeming diversity in

people's opinions, values, talents, and interests,

there is something that makes everyone the same. It

is as though this planet is populated only by mindless

fakes, objects that provide the appearance of

intellect on the surface but are based on only

mechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.

I don't really care if anything I say has been said

before, if it was portrayed in movies, in books, or in

the lyrics of some useless song. With 6 billion people

covering the globe at any given time, thousands and

thousands of years of written literature, probability

dictates almost any combination of words has occurred

numerous times. Yet there is clear evidence there was

no action, so those words, just like the people who

spoke them, must have been just more fakes. I am

forced to use this language (also created by the

fakes) because there is no alternative, so everything

I write here could be misunderstood to make me sound

like one of them, but it will be the action that I

take and the dedication that will separate me from

them.

In my estimation the fakes that occupy this planet

don't make up 99%, but more like 99.9999999% of the

population. I know this because I've searched, and in

my search have so far only found one true ally (I have

found him via the internet as well). But even with

those numbers we would not give up because there is no

logic in giving up.

The people on this planet are all fakes because the

societies have made them this way. Ideas that populate

people's minds have no logic or purpose. Concepts such

as religion, god, morality, individualism, freedom,

identity, happiness, love and billions of others are

all just memes. Like parasites they infect the minds

and spread from one person to the next. They have no

point or purpose; they exist without any logical basis

or foundation. The fakes are completely controlled by

them, and they will never see beyond them. To not be

controlled by them one must do more then just realize

that they exist. One must resist any ideas that have

no point, endlessly question, and never accept

imperfection or compromise in any answer.

We (myself and my ally) are different though. While we

have had the limitation of existing only in these

societies, something has made it possible for us to

resist being indoctrinated into becoming one of those

fakes. We have no arbitrary wants, needs, desires, or

preferences.

If this world continues to exist the way it is then

nothing in it will ever have a point. It will always

be just a product of random evolution, one with no

importance or relevance. The only logical goal is to

dedicate our lives to increasing our numbers, those

that aren't fakes, so that in thousands of years our

numbers may be such that the fakes would no longer be

a threat to progress.

Those that join us must see every other person

occupying this planet as the enemy, and us as their

only allies. Like us they must have dedication only to

taking the most logical action, and to nothing else.

 

To tell you more about us, we've posted some personal

information about ourselves on a website. You'll also

find past responses to us on that webpage.

 

Obviously anyone reading this email is most likely

just another fake. Do not simply reply to this email,

if you do, we will likely not read your reply. If you

do wish to communicate, first demonstrate your

interest by taking the effort to find us online, the

way to do that is described below:

 

Use a major search engine to search for a phrase

combining any word from the first set with any word

from the second set. Basically you would search for

the string:

"first_word second_word"

 

There is no trick to this and this isn.t meant to be

quick, it should, however, be fairly clear if/when you

find the right site. The following search engines were

verified by us, please use any of them as other search

engines may simply not yet list us correctly: MSN,

Overture, Lycos, InfoSeek, FastSearch, LookSmart,

HotBot, InfoSpace, Ask.com, AllTheWeb, Teoma,

WebCrawler.

 

 

Possible first words:

perfect

final

endless

perpetual

driving

eternal

logical

only

best

infinite

 

 

Possible second words:

escape

idea

objective

desire

dream

ambition

thought

logic

clue

theory

 

 

Ryan and Jacob

 

 

 

 

__________________________________________________

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Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup

http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com

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No dude, that is fucking weird. That would give me the creeps.There sure are some strange people out there...

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wacked out

 

dude should write a book,

 

oh wait no one gives a fuck......:) except for the coalition of weirdo internet dweebs that take ideas waaaay to far...funny shit...but weird i agree...i wonder if they are actually serious

oh and if anyone searches for these tools you gotta post their site...that would be a "sight" to see :D

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Guest imported_Tesseract

If its written seriously, this is where that type of shit lead us:

 

 

http://www.cchr.org/racism/gerver/img/p06_subs.gif'>

 

Originally posted by railroadjerk

Obviously anyone reading this email is most likely

just another fake. Do not simply reply to this email,

if you do, we will likely not read your reply. If you

do wish to communicate, first demonstrate your

interest by taking the effort to find us online, the

way to do that is described below:

 

Use a major search engine to search for a phrase

combining any word from the first set with any word

from the second set. Basically you would search for

the string:

"first_word second_word"

 

There is no trick to this and this isn.t meant to be

quick, it should, however, be fairly clear if/when you

find the right site. The following search engines were

verified by us, please use any of them as other search

engines may simply not yet list us correctly: MSN,

Overture, Lycos, InfoSeek, FastSearch, LookSmart,

HotBot, InfoSpace, Ask.com, AllTheWeb, Teoma,

WebCrawler.

 

 

Possible first words:

perfect

final

endless

perpetual

driving

eternal

logical

only

best

infinite

 

 

Possible second words:

escape

idea

objective

desire

dream

ambition

thought

logic

clue

theory

 

 

Ryan and Jacob

 

 

http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com

 

And the second part is good...very nice idea for a conspiracy film

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dude ive been trying out those words and havent gotten anything cool

has anybody else tried?

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Guest serpent of the light

can somebody sum that up for me? it looks almost interesting enough for me to read, emphasis on almost...

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

damn emo kids...too much time on their hands.

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hahaha... crazy internet dorks.. they need to get some sleep.. and after that, they need to unplug every electronic device in their house and take a walk outside.. so they can get some sunlight.. some vitamin D in their system.. shit..

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

hello my brethren.

i am here with a message from my home world but in order to know if youre worthy you must use one word from each of these comumns to reach my message. see you there...i hope and stuff.

 

COLUMN 1:

poop

donkey

nintendo

krylon

shaft

ramen

honey

 

COLUMN 2:

girl

clock

beer

foam

gameshow

whale

 

good luck!:king:

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it actually has some good points.. but i dont see how becoming beings based on logic is actually going to help any more than just procreation.

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you can get hundreds of hits from the most bizarre combination of words....

 

Searched the web for shit smuggling ass monkey.   Results 1 - 10 of about 526. Search took 0.18 seconds.

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Guest HAL

Sounds like some digruntled high school goths to me. They seem particularly interested in keeping it real. That must be really awesome to be one of those .000000001%ers. :rolleyes:

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Re: Re: Re: i got a weird email

 

Originally posted by High Priest

I usually consider the emails i get with stuff like

 

HOT BABES FOR FREE

 

disturbing.

 

dude why did u have to put that link and why did i click on it. jesus that ruined my fucking day

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Guest railroadjerk

still curious. oh well ill be a fake, i guess.

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I AM SO BOARD I JUST SENT OUT THAT E MAIL TO EVERYBODY ON MY E MAIL LIST.......:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

Hey, try this you nerds: first word 'big', second word 'cock', and shove it up your god damn ass.:mad:

 

 

haahahahahahahaha.......

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