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So...i went camping.

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I will never go camping agian. Never ever ever ever....

 

Top ten reasons why...

(in no particular order really..)

 

1. I wiped my ass with leaves numerous times.

2. I lost a shoe in a large mud hole, and spent 20 min. digging in it to try and find it, to no avail.....

3. I have a mosquito bite on my ass...it hurts.

4. Have you ever tried to push your car out of mud, drunk as shit only to fall flat on your face....

5. Rednecks are scary. Most will wave when they drive by upon seeing that you are stuck in mud, and covered in it.

6. It rained, thus the girls bailed.

7. We drank all the beer before 8pm.

9. Being drunk with one shoe on and trying to find a nice place in the woods to shit.....sucks!

10. Sleeping in a tent with two other guys, instead of the 4 girls that were supposed to show up.

 

My weekend sucked....oh and by the way, i broke my digital camera. Joy.

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Guest Pilau Hands

I'm not the outdoorsiest guy around so my advice is...

 

go camping again...

 

with bugspray

when it's not going to rain

lots of food...safe from bears

bring a few tents so everyone's comfortable

near water...but a river, not a lake (mosquitos)

always Always ALWAYS bring a roll of toilet paper

pick girls that don't think they're gonna melt in rain (sissies)

don't drink until everyone's happy and the site is set up for sleeping

 

camoing is the best dude...

but it sucks SO MUCH ass when not prepared

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Guest --zeSto--

man... roughing it is such a great thing to do.

and if you find a nice girl who can piss outdoors while still looking good,

Ask her to be your wife!

 

Just 'Be Brepared'. (yeah.. I was a boyscout.. and a damn good one too!)

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Guest ilikeskulls.

i like camping but when i went a bout a month and a half ago it was good and bad.

 

good: drinking.lots of sex.

 

bad:being drunk and getting lost in the woods.me and all my friends being drunk and writing in the bathroom there(oops.),breaking tent door.scary dog rolling a log(seriously the scsariest thing ever).christians yuppies camping next to us all wearing american flag sweaters.failed cooking attempts.asshole park ranger.not being able to start a camp fire successfully until vinyl junkie saved the day...so much more...but yet i had fun.

 

camping is hit and miss.sorry for your luck.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

1. I wiped my ass with leaves numerous times.

2. I lost a shoe in a large mud hole, and spent 20 min. digging in it to try and find it, to no avail.....

3. I have a mosquito bite on my ass...it hurts.

4. Have you ever tried to push your car out of mud, drunk as shit only to fall flat on your face....

5. Rednecks are scary. Most will wave when they drive by upon seeing that you are stuck in mud, and covered in it.

6. It rained, thus the girls bailed.

7. We drank all the beer before 8pm.

9. Being drunk with one shoe on and trying to find a nice place in the woods to shit.....sucks!

10. Sleeping in a tent with two other guys, instead of the 4 girls that were supposed to show up.

me and blood as ink went camping not too long ago...

1. bring toilet paper...

2. wear boots... or bring an extra pair of shoes...

3. don't wave yer nekkid ass around...

4. that sucks...

5. yeah... rednecks suck...

6. don't go if it might rain...

7. bring more beer... lots and lots of beer... that was the key when we went camping...

9. yup...

10. ehh... sleep in yer car...

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Dr. Dazzle's key to a successful camping trip.....

 

1. Always plan ahead - seriously, who doesn't take bug spray and boots??

2. Plan for the weather - you ever been camping during a blizzard? Yeah, I'd take rain anyday.....

3. Go with lots of people and lots of girls

4. Take one big like 10 person tent - Trust me.....

5. Take enough contraband to last you 2-3 days - Plan it out......spend one day drunk off your ass, the next day on mushrooms, and the following day on ecstacy, or whatever you drugs of choice are. Oh and take enough weed to last you a week, and smoke it ALL.....

6. Take a portable stereo, and just have a fun fucking time....

 

Camping can be awesome, you just gotta prepare so shit like that doesn't happen. I'm gonna go in the next couple of weeks......

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Guest --zeSto--

the last time I did that kind of "Camping"...

was a May24 long weekend (it's an Ontario thing like your Memorial day)

 

so with my little camping group we had...

a Case a Old English (12 of them) (my contribution)

8 cases of Molson Canadian

4 26'ers of Crown Royal

and 3 fatty boom badie blunts (also me).

 

* but we did get stuck in the Mud on the way out.

But I did sleep with My Boss's girlfriend's younger sister,

AND got dome from an Asian Girl from San Diego (?)

 

so the weekend was a winner!... but that's not really camping.

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Guest platapie

once the liquor is gone and the girls left. thats just bad news. and im a shoe freak ,i would have been pissed on ce i lost mine. id stay away from camping to homie, fuck the outdoors.

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go with an en experienced, cool, parent.

because of this.. i was able to eat very well, go canoeing, take showers, get free beer, be comfortable, and eat very well.

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Originally posted by Vanity

go with an en experienced, cool, parent.

because of this.. i was able to eat very well, go canoeing, take showers, get free beer, be comfortable, and eat very well.

 

this is a option also.

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Originally posted by platapie

once the liquor is gone and the girls left. thats just bad news. and im a shoe freak ,i would have been pissed on ce i lost mine. id stay away from camping to homie, fuck the outdoors.

 

Yeah uh, you remember those sweet ass nike airs theyre selling now at foot locker that are orginally from 83? Theyre goin for like 100$$~ Those are the ones i lost...:(

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Guest uncle-boy

that sucks you lost those shoes.:(

 

i just got home from camping.

well not hardcore camping.

me and the homies went out at nite to this beautiful beach,

made a fire,

smoke, drink, become merry,

sleep,

wake up,

eat,

beach all day,

now i'm home and i'm sun-burnt:( .

 

but over all a great time.:idea:

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small tent+weed=hotboxxxxxxxxxxxxing like you wouldn't believe. My friend had a tent set up in his apartment 24/7 for just such a purpose. You'll be so smoked out when you step out you'll fall over.

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Originally posted by ese

small tent+weed=hotboxxxxxxxxxxxxing like you wouldn't believe. My friend had a tent set up in his apartment 24/7 for just such a purpose. You'll be so smoked out when you step out you'll fall over.

 

Hahahaha.. damn...hahaha thats great.

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damn i live for camping. my supplies include:

beer

whisky

tent

sleeping bag

clothes (sweater, jacket, extra shopes extra socks)

cooler of ice for food (hot dogs condiments water chips or a snack)

river near by for beer cooling i live in the mountains its ice cold glacier water.

a good attitude for a great time

 

damn i LIVE for camping.

 

oh yeah and tunes (classic rock only)

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Guest platapie

i hope its in that order, importance the reason of course.

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Originally posted by Santa Claus

you hate camping because of your own ignorance?

 

For the main part, yes...but i woulda had shit covered if it wasnt for those misfortunes...

 

And ese, i hear you. We used to make forts for that purpose in my boys basement.

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or stay at a hotel.......

.......my idea of camping! :D :rolleyes:

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