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Guest Wilt

ok...so im broke...my roommate is out of town...and i have no food...i wanted to make cookies but we have very little butter with no eggs...does that stop wilter?hell no! i took the cookie mix...which is powder...some water..and what butter we had...threw it in a bowl..mixed it up..threw it in the freezer a few minutes...and VOILA im eating like some cookie paste time shit...ive makde rice-a-roni with hotdog slices....hamburger helper with chicken...tons of other shit...anyone know some dope ghetto food recipes?

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Guest uncle-boy

my friend was putting himself through medical school and living in a crack house. he had some tales of geto ass foods.

the one i remember the most was his make shift nachos from 7-11.

reecipie:

free soda crackers

free mustard

free relish

viola, nacho alla geto living.

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Guest platapie

nah man you by the fritos from 7 11 open that bad boy up. then go to the free cheese and chili and pour it straight in the bag(look out the stuff is usually hotso get a paper towel or somthin)badabing bada boom!

 

 

as for the hamburger helper with chicken, that soudns super good.:p :king:

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Guest greedy mars

will smith is ghetto

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Guest whoami

#3 Ghetto Food BARBEQUE PORKRHINES HO'S!

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Guest platapie

i call it fuckthelakers ala king

 

 

marinate some chicken in itialian dressing,

then make some pasta and then when the lakers win,

throw that shit against the wall and scream obceneties,i.e

 

 

fuck you kobe you fucking crybaby faggot!

shaq i will eat your children and punch you in the pussy!

 

feel free to add your own

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Guest Ted Wakowski

How to eat ghetto

 

- Ramen noodles with barbeque-sauce packets and no seasoning mix.

 

- Bagels eaten in the isle at Shoprite.

 

- Lemon pepper straight out the bottle.

 

- Cereal w/orange juice (not recommended).

 

- Pickles and cheese from the 7-11 condiment stand.

 

- Free crackers from the salad bar at grocery stores.

 

- 1 piece of bread torn in half with a cheese slice and ketchup.

 

- Buffet tables in high-rise office buildings you don't belong in.

 

- Hotel banquets.

 

- Candy at banks.

 

- Sugar water popsicles.

 

 

 

 

 

...I've kept it fairly real in my day. Act like ya' know.

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Guest greedy mars

Re: How to eat ghetto

 

Originally posted by Ted Wakowski

- Bagels eaten in the isle at Shoprite.

 

 

- Buffet tables in high-rise office buildings you don't belong in.

 

- Hotel banquets.

 

 

- Sugar water popsicles.

 

 

 

 

 

...I've kept it fairly real in my day. Act like ya' know.

 

yeeeeeeeeeeah ted yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

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Guest platapie

dam buffets in buildings you dont belong in. that seems liek the way for me. preach it brother ted!

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

kool-aid sammiches! beeeeeelieve it, i aaaaattteeeeee em.

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Ghetto Hot Cakes:

U will need:

 

5 slices wonder bread (per person)

Frying Pan

Oil

Sugar

Syrup

 

Instructions:

 

1. Prepare bread by cutting into circles

2. Put oil in Heated Pan

3. Add Bread - Allow to Fry

4. While Bread Frie's place sugar on top

5. Flip Bread Over

6. Serve Bread with Kool Aid a.k.a. Sugar Water

7. Enjoi

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Originally posted by High Priest

Ghetto Hot Cakes:

U will need:

 

5 slices wonder bread (per person)

Frying Pan

Oil

Sugar

Syrup

 

Instructions:

 

1. Prepare bread by cutting into circles

2. Put oil in Heated Pan

3. Add Bread - Allow to Fry

4. While Bread Frie's place sugar on top

5. Flip Bread Over

6. Serve Bread with Kool Aid a.k.a. Sugar Water

7. Enjoi

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while my moms leave me with no money for a month i enjoy eating:

 

mustard sandwiches

mustard on crackers

no matter how poor you are, you always have mustard.

 

frezing juice to make it last longer

 

 

 

i plan on eating "hook" style when i move out. ill just imagine the food is there and maybe it will appear.

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Guest uncle-boy

air biscuits

 

:yum:

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Guest whoami
Originally posted by T.T Boy

while my moms leave me with no money for a month i enjoy eating:

 

mustard sandwiches

mustard on crackers

no matter how poor you are, you always have mustard.

 

frezing juice to make it last longer

 

 

 

i plan on eating "hook" style when i move out. ill just imagine the food is there and maybe it will appear.

Well I like eating mustard on biscuits and killing people with my slingblade....

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Guest greedy mars

tostitos and salsa and mozerella cheeze all together

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Guest JUWSE

microwave some water, then just add catchup= tomato soup.

 

or cold refried beans, corn chowder, any soup with corn, corn out of a can...

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here's some ghetto eatin' class...

biggest slurpee in a non-see through cup

whatever food stuff you can fit in the cup

slurpee

 

yum...

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Guest Wilt
Originally posted by Rodney Trotter

This thread should be called 'lazy bum white boy food', not ghetto food.:D

 

how does the word ghetto attach a racial flag?thats some good stuff you cats got going....ill have to try it...ive eaten bread on hamburger buns for days straight

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

here's some ghetto eatin' class...

biggest slurpee in a non-see through cup

whatever food stuff you can fit in the cup

slurpee

 

yum...

 

ahhhhh word , and whatever you put in there is nicely chilled to perfection on a hot day... or soggy , either way , good eatin .

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