Guest mafIAkilla Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 i was told this one by a girl on her rag..... "never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die" some others..... "if at first you dont succeed,shoot yourself cuz your a loser" "spraklers are the gay cousin of fireworks" more later..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 KNOCK KNOCK who's there? HOOTIE! hootie who? EE DAWG!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 trust no bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 after someone has told you something very dramatic "Yeah...that'll happen." redneck style "You sure gotta purty mouth." "They thought we was one o' them!" "Fer rizzle nizzle bizzle." "Get your finger outta there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 nice shoes, wanna fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Mankind is made up of two words , "mank" and "ind", what do these words mean? they are a mistery, just like mankind. When flying back in time you run into someone flying forward into time, its probably best to avoid eyecontact. and my signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 who farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...=&threadid=8964 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "do you believe in the here after?...then you know what im HERE AFTER." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 i use this one alot: "dude, i'm going to jail... and high school girls are gonna send me there..." this is sometimes returned with the ever popular: "fifteen'll get ya twenty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 .."now who murdered africa?,..it wasnt little green monkeys...it was little white honkeys"...ras kass.....or someshit..... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "Smell y'later." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 fire baaaaaaad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 fuck you! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "the unexamined life is not worth living".....and i always like to say "whatever" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "all nite gym whats a gym?" "ohhh a gym" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "I have better things to do, like stay in bed and complain" "If you can read this, you're not the President" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swizel Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 when life gives you limons, thro them at someone. fat girls need love too.:eek: smells like fish and taste like chicken hold your nose and keep on licken. Fuck that punch the bitch in the face and tell her to douch that shit.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 fuck off.....the cause of, or solution to all of lifes problems but the saying i use the most is: give me back my fucking lighter, damn pikeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agt. Adopus Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 tourists are terrrorists with cameras and terrorists are tourists with guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "GO LEAFS GO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 27, 2002 Share Posted May 27, 2002 "Those who stand for nothing, fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 i say "ah well" and "what can ya do?" a lot. and the ever popular "come on feet.. do your thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 "hold this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 blast dem fooz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 "fuck, i dropped the bat...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup "come on girl, put it in your mouth..." tease werd! and come on just a little bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 You're all a bunch of fucking assholes You know why? you don't got the guts to be what you want to be You need people like me You need people like me, so you can point you're fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy, so... what's that make you good? Your not good, you just know how to hide me, I dont have that problem, me, I walways tell the truth even when I lie so say good night to the bad guy go on, it's the last time youare ever gonna see a bad guy like this again let me tell you go on make way for the bad guy, theres a bad guy comin through better get out of his way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 28, 2002 Share Posted May 28, 2002 "...c'mon just give it a kiss." -? when somone asks you where something is you say: "if it was up your ass you'd know where it was." -got that one from el barto "i hate da gayz." -moke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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