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Guest mafIAkilla

favorite sayings,one liners,etc.

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Guest mafIAkilla

i was told this one by a girl on her rag.....

"never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesnt die"

some others.....

"if at first you dont succeed,shoot yourself cuz your a loser"

"spraklers are the gay cousin of fireworks"

 

more later.....

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Guest Pilau Hands

after someone has told you something very dramatic

"Yeah...that'll happen."

 

redneck style

"You sure gotta purty mouth."

"They thought we was one o' them!"

 

"Fer rizzle nizzle bizzle."

 

"Get your finger outta there."

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

nice shoes, wanna fuck

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Mankind is made up of two words , "mank" and "ind", what do these words mean? they are a mistery, just like mankind.

 

When flying back in time you run into someone flying forward into time, its probably best to avoid eyecontact.

 

and my signature

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

"do you believe in the here after?...then you know what im HERE AFTER."

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i use this one alot:

 

 

"dude, i'm going to jail...

 

 

 

 

 

and high school girls are gonna send me there..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

this is sometimes returned with the ever popular: "fifteen'll get ya twenty"

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.."now who murdered africa?,..it wasnt little green monkeys...it was little white honkeys"...ras kass.....or someshit.....

 

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Guest Wilt

"the unexamined life is not worth living".....and i always like to say "whatever"

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Guest Swizel

when life gives you limons, thro them at someone.

 

fat girls need love too.:eek:

 

smells like fish and taste like chicken hold your nose and keep on licken. Fuck that punch the bitch in the face and tell her to douch that shit.:dazed:

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Guest sneak

fuck off.....the cause of, or solution to all of lifes problems

 

but the saying i use the most is: give me back my fucking lighter, damn pikeys

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Guest Canadiano

"Those who stand for nothing, fall for anything."

 

- Alexander Hamilton

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i say "ah well" and "what can ya do?" a lot.

 

and the ever popular "come on feet.. do your thing"

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