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Big Bruno

bruno's friday night 'Fuck i'm bored' thread. 5-24-02

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so get this,

 

im at home.

 

my girl is at a party.

 

i dont have keys to the apartment.

 

i dont have alcohol.

 

i dont know where my ID is.

 

im stuck on here. help.

 

sorry to waste your time.

 

fuck im bored. take my life please.

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IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND BUT I HEAR IF YOU SAY BUDWEISER 50 TIMES WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR BELLY, A CASE MAGICALLY APPEARS. THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE ALCOHOL PROBLEM.

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Guest whoami
Originally posted by HomerJayII

IT'S AN URBAN LEGEND BUT I HEAR IF YOU SAY BUDWEISER 50 TIMES WHILE SCRATCHING YOUR BELLY, A CASE MAGICALLY APPEARS. THAT SHOULD SOLVE THE ALCOHOL PROBLEM.

Then we go look for the candyman, mean while I'll try the budweiser trick...

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things are looking up!

i just found a 1/4 of a gallon of carlo rossi,

now im gonna break it down.

still no girlfriend though.

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Guest Stoney Blaze

...problem solved...

 

Carlo Rossi saved me once as well......:dazed:

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im so bored, i actually wrote a keystyle rap.

had the flu and have to move all weekend bleah

 

no painting

girl has to work

 

the reagan administration FUCKED UP EL SALVADOR, i forgot all about deat sqauds we paid for.

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Originally posted by whoami

Then we go look for the candyman, mean while I'll try the budweiser trick...

 

YOURE CRAZY, I'D BE IN THE MOOD TO GET DRUNK NOT SLASHED. YOU TRY THE BUDWEISER TRICK WHILE I TRY A SECRET ONE FOR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. WE'LL COMPARE THE RESULTS.

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

i wanted to see a fight tonight. very close to one. tuns of fun

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Guest platapie

then you dance!:dazed: :crazy: :crazy: :dazed:

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Guest greedy mars

BREAK IT DOWN IS RITE.

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yeah i got pretty sloshed off of the rossi and my girl came home,

alls well that ends well, i guess.

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Originally posted by TEE_rase_war

i slept at a mall...that was fun :( wasn't even drunk:(

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.

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