Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 http://www.dotmusic.com/images/dance/aphex99.jpg'> I'd be writing dope music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by HomerJayII I'D GO TO LESBIAN JOINTS(NOT THE ONES FULL OF "BUTCHES"), In my experience, most of them are. That's why I steer clear of those places altogether I suggest that IF you boys DO end up with the body if a woman - you should try bombing/climbing shit/wandering around dark alleys. Just so we can quash this "girls have it easy in graff" shite.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 if i had a penis i'd pee standing up anywhere i wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed if i had a penis i'd pee standing up anywhere i wanted hahahhhahhhaaahahah oh the things we have and take for granted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed if i had a penis i'd pee standing up anywhere i wanted i was just about to say the first thing id be upset about if i was a woman is that i couldnt piss standing up. i dont take it for granted, i use it whenever i get the chance. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/pvg/13-6sing.jpg'> SAWDUST ON YO' HANDZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 i walk around touching my boobs all the damn time. people look at me funny. butif i was a guy, i would like to know how it feels like to have the hardest boner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 heres a tip: it SUCKS unless youre anywhere other than with a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 http://www.muse.ie/230600/current_images/aphex1b.jpg'> no doubt tesser... I'd go speeding in a sportscar, then hike up my skirt to get out of speeding tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by chozer heres a tip: it SUCKS unless youre anywhere other than with a girl. well i know that. but i really want to get the feeling of it. like, can you feel it rising. and how does it feel like when you are getting arouse. that sorta thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 blueberry jam and a puppy... i make myself sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush well i know that. but i really want to get the feeling of it. like, can you feel it rising. and how does it feel like when you are getting arouse. that sorta thing. YOu can feel it rising, like you raise a finger. Shit though, you could ask your boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 23, 2002 Share Posted May 23, 2002 "this hard hat might be a tight squeze.. but i can do it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Id be utterly confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum YOu can feel it rising, like you raise a finger. Shit though, you could ask your boyfriend. Feels a little more tingly than that. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 It's all about the female dressing rooms at the gym. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 i wanted to draw on my boys cock once.. and all i had was a black sharpie... and he's black. so maybe next time i'll have a silver pen handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract http://www.dotmusic.com/images/dance/aphex99.jpg'> well, if i looked like this girl, i'd be wanting to make myself not look like i have a goatee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 makes my pants warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 I'D BE THE BIGGEST SLUT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 This whole thread reminds me of a female acquaintance I had back in the early '70s. She had turned 18 years old in about 1964, when the whole "Playboy Magazine" thing was pretty much at it's peak, and she was a sort of early feminist, at least in the way she thought about power. She started off modeling ("It was kind of flattering to be told I was so good looking people would pay me money just to take my photograph holding up shit like a pipe wrench or a valve component.") and progressed to stripping ("Are you kidding? Three hundred and fifty dollars a day, in 1965? IN CASH? Hell, yeah, I did it for the money.") and eventually to hooking ("I wish I had never seen cocaine in my life.") to working as a madam of a whorehouse in Los Angeles. She had a philosophy that I certainly don't advocate, but I can more or less understand. "You know why we women have the power? Because we've got half the world's money, and all of the world's pussy, and if the boys want to play, the boys gotta pay." She told me the girls at her house had weekly checks for STD's, were forbidden to drink on the job or use any kinds of drugs, and that she held back 15% of their pay that they could only get if they enrolled in college. She said "This had two advantages. One, a lot of my girls went to college. Two, it was a great marketing tool--College Girls! I had every cop and half the big shots in L.A. coming by to visit my girls. At one time, I almost got a liquor license, but eventually the Mafia moved in and they threatened me. I wasn't scared, but they threatened to cut up my girls, so we shut it down and it became a regular Mafia house. They got all the money, and the girls got mistreated." If I had the body of a woman, I'd probably turn pro. I think every man has wished that the tables were reversed, and women were the sex that did all the pursuing, and all we men had to do was give a cocked eyebrow to have women willing to line up. I know that women love male strip clubs, where body builders take off their clothes. But they go there to party and have a good time whooping it up. Not to get laid. Too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 yea....too bad huh kabar.. :heated: and yea, you can feel it rising, and when in the wrong situation youre sitting there thinking, fuck...not NOW... and it usually doesnt work that well. down damn you...DOWN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Originally posted by KaBar I think every man has wished that the tables were reversed, and women were the sex that did all the pursuing, and all we men had to do was give a cocked eyebrow to have women willing to line up. That can happen! It happened to me in a small town in Malasia. I felt like a king! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ball bag Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 you guys are weirdos..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robocop Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 "hmm.. this tv remote has ribbing..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 if you had the body of a women?.... you might be a tranny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by ubejinxed i'd draw a darth vader face on my penis and shake it around at people and say come to the dark side. i am your father! this very strange, but seeing as how some dudes here talk about sticking televisions and baby grands up their pussies, it is exempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by chozer i was just about to say the first thing id be upset about if i was a woman is that i couldnt piss standing up. yeah dude seriously, it must suck to have to squat to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Originally posted by platapie if you had the body of a women?.... you might be a tranny? Or you might just be a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 no bum. tranny its just that much funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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