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heres another one of those tests. you have to sing up to take it, but im sure you can just put in any email address or name, there is nothing to activate it.

 

My celeb lover is.....

 

Goomer, your match is Cameron Diaz!

 

There's just something about Cameron Diaz, isn't there? You sure think so, which is why this Charlie's Angel is your celebrity dream girl. The easy-going California native is prettier than any girl next door and still twice as nice. Her unpretentious, up-for-anything attitude has appealed to you ever since she chewed up the scenery with Jim Carrey in The Mask. She may be a former international supermodel, but you can just tell she'd be up for a beer and a burger — and she might even watch the game with you, too. What more could a guy want? Since you've always been a sucker for the spontaneous, easy-going "guy's girl," Cameron's fresh-faced looks, winning smile, and non-stop legs will make you feel like you've finally found "the one."

 

 

.........yeah, id do her...again

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Congratulations, you lucky schmuck — Hollywood "It Girl" du jour Kate Hudson is your celebrity dream girl. (Stop drooling and keep reading.) She may be married to Black Crowes rocker Chris Robinson, but we all know how quickly relationships come and go in Tinseltown, so don't cross her off your list just yet.

 

Nice.....I'm set:D

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Guest --zeSto--

well that's ok...

 

CrapFace, your match is Kate Hudson!

 

Congratulations, you lucky schmuck — Hollywood "It Girl" du jour Kate Hudson is your celebrity dream girl. (Stop drooling and keep reading.)

 

naw.. she's married... I'll stop reading now.

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

drew barrymore?? hahaha, shes ugly as hell

 

tou must be trippin foolio!

 

she aint the hottest broad,

but she aint "ugly as hell';)

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vanity, your match is Katie Holmes!

 

Knock, knock. Who's there? Katie Holmes, every guy's dream girl next door. The Dawson's Creek cutie is as sweet and perky as they come, and she's your celebrity match. (Don't worry — we won't tell Pacey.) Smart, fresh-faced, and vibrant, she more than holds her own on the small screen every week. Read more about your celebrity match…

 

man, i hate that chick.

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Mel Gibson, your match is Anna Kournikova!

 

Game, set, match! You won't mind scoring "love" with tennis hottie Anna Kournikova across the net. The teenage bombshell is a ball of fire with looks and talent to spare. Sporty — she got her first tennis racket when she was five — sultry, and oh-so-sexy, she's exactly what you're looking for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please believe it. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

 

Trade with zesto, he doesn't seem to want her.......crazy:crazy:

 

 

 

zesto my man. mah main nukkah! so wanna trade or get a lil double time thign going on oscar night?

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by platapie

so wanna trade or get a lil double time thign going on oscar night?

 

tell ya' what ma'neph...

 

We'll rent rooms next to each other at the No-tell-Motel.

After round one, we each go outside to 'get some air'

then we trade rooms and see if those hollywood princess even notice.

 

deal?

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Slave Trader, your match is Jennifer Aniston!

 

Who cares if she's married to Brad Pitt? Jennifer Aniston is meant for you! This warm, happy-go-lucky California girl always looks good, and her goofy sense of humor makes her approachable, too. With her friendly ways and comfortable style, she's got the appeal of a girl next door — or maybe an all-American sorority sister. Read more about your celebrity match…

 

 

too bad this isnt real...

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xxxxx, your match is Jennifer Aniston!

 

Who cares if she's married to Brad Pitt? Jennifer Aniston is meant for you! This warm, happy-go-lucky California girl always looks good, and her goofy sense of humor makes her approachable, too. With her friendly ways and comfortable style, she's got the appeal of a girl next door — or maybe an all-American sorority sister. Read more about your celebrity match…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I demand a recount....

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MOE LESTER, your match is joan rivers!!!

 

sure, shes old, but you know what that means right? YEA!! shes not as strong so when your molesting her, theres gonna be less physical exertion. you wanted old, dry pussy, and you got it!!! joan personally wants to meet you. however, she doesnt want to socialize, she wants the 42 pairs of underwear you stole from her house last year you sick fuck. good luck in raising your sex offender count! read more about your celebrity match. . .

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