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FUBAR <-- the Movie !

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:lol: ^

 

 

i got a question while im here folks. how many days does ups priority mail take to get someplace?

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Guest --zeSto--

discused FUBAR ? and just how realistic it is ???

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Guest --zeSto--

haha!

 

those shoes just scream out GIVE'R

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quite a slice of americana. i'd really like to sticky this until it's released but we'll just see what a few days or so can muster.

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good gravy !

 

I've never had a sticky before!

 

(and the sad truth... they're canadians! )

 

 

rocking poems....

 

SIXPACK

 

I got a six pack

In the back seat

And I can’t wait

For the next street

‘Cause on the next street

There ain’t no police

And I can drink beer

In some real peace

 

I’ll drink m six pack

Listenin’ to Halen

Takes my mind off

My girlfriend’s wailin’

And my boss’s

He’s a spaz too

Always tellin’ me

What I gotta do

I say fuck man

I didn’t like school

So I dropped out

And came to work for you

But if you don’t stop

All your yappin’

You and me will

Be a scrappin’

 

I got a six pack

In the back seat

And I can’t wait

For the next street

I’m gonna drink it

Listen to Halen

And if I feel good

I’ll get some tail in

‘Cause my girlfriend

Lives on the next block

She’s always horny

But out of wedlock

 

We got no kids there

Out in the back yard

‘Cause if you got kids

You gotta work hard

But if you got none

And Friday’s back

You’re in the backseat

With a six pack

 

----------------------------

 

Heavy Metal Bracelet

 

I met this girl in a parking lot

She was hot

I liked her a lot

I pulled out a bottle of Canadian rye

I said give it a try

She didn’t bat an eye

She smashed the bottle up against my truck

I said what the fuck

Now my mirror’s fucked

She said she loved me and she took my hand

We went back to her van

We were rockin’ the van

I said what’s your name, but she ust hissed

She showed me her wrist

Said she wanted it kissed

I thought to myself this girl’s the shit

I kissed a metal bracelet

A heavy metal bracelet

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Guest --zeSto--

but the drunken, fighting, swearing, rocking dirtbag is universal !

 

viva los dirtbags !

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damn. I posted about this and bumped it relentlessly for a few days, but nobody seemed to notice.

 

 

you dont even know about the last place I worked. White trash heaven. My supervisor was fucking classic, she had teased out bleach blonde hair, and wore tight black jeans, usually with a black metal band shirt, or failing that a molson ex t-shirt.

 

fucking rights!

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molson export... the beer of gunners!

 

any seen the brilliant Trailer Park Boys on showcase?

It seems that we're getting the market cornered on white trash!

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

SIXPACK

 

I got a six pack

In the back seat

And I can’t wait

For the next street

‘Cause on the next street

There ain’t no police

And I can drink beer

In some real peace

 

I’ll drink m six pack

Listenin’ to Halen

Takes my mind off

My girlfriend’s wailin’

And my boss’s

He’s a spaz too

Always tellin’ me

What I gotta do

I say fuck man

I didn’t like school

So I dropped out

And came to work for you

But if you don’t stop

All your yappin’

You and me will

Be a scrappin’

 

I got a six pack

In the back seat

And I can’t wait

For the next street

I’m gonna drink it

Listen to Halen

And if I feel good

I’ll get some tail in

‘Cause my girlfriend

Lives on the next block

She’s always horny

But out of wedlock

 

We got no kids there

Out in the back yard

‘Cause if you got kids

You gotta work hard

But if you got none

And Friday’s back

You’re in the backseat

With a six pack

 

That is awesome. I want to make that into a song.

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HAHAHA

 

i first heard about FUBAR on headline news 2-3 months ago.

 

looks dope

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

It was filmed here in Calgary was it not??

 

 

sure was bucko.

this is canadian praries to the maxx.

also, me and ese were discussing this, weve concluded this is the greatest possible movie of all time.

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