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Does masturbation OWN you?

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How long can you go without it? A day? A week? I hate the feeling of being controlled by my own instincts. Fight the urge. Or give in. I don't care.

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one time 4-5 of my friends decided to see who could go the longest.

 

this was a friday, and by saturday, 3 had failed, 1 lied and cheated, and the last gave up on sunday.

 

pathetic, i know.

 

 

but thats why god invented masturbation.

it sure cures boredom......

 

and when yr an 11th grade boy, yr cock owns you.

 

so to answer yr question....yes, masturbation owns me.

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longest i've gone was 2 weeks... (getting head at the end of that 2 weeks is an entirely different story)

but i rarely go more than a couple of days... so, no, it doesn't own me, but it is a very dear friend...

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I'm trying to quit. It's weird, I feel more rested when I don't masturbate the night before. Anyone else experience any "side effects" of masturbation?

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dont start again kid

 

serious , never have . i tried to twice and it did nothing for me .

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Re: dont start again kid

 

Originally posted by ASER1NE

i tried to twice and it did nothing for me .

 

you're doing it wrong...

 

 

really, it does sound like a load of crap...

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It took me I think five tries to get it right... but that was back in seventh grade... Try it. You'll be hooked for life!

 

masturbation is more addicting then cigarettes, and it's free! (porn not included)

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Guest platapie

no, but i do enjoy it.

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Dude I have a problem with that shit. If I don't jerk it like 3-4 times a day at least I get off way to quick when I'm humpin'.

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i do it maybe twice a week but I have gone about 4 weeks without....After that little while I slurged the biggest wad of baby batter ever seen by man.

 

Giant ropey jets of gism

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by Zack Morris

I have gone about 4 weeks without....After that little while I slurged the biggest wad of baby batter ever seen by man.

 

Giant ropey jets of gism

 

hahahahah.....eeeewwwwww.

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JUST ABOUT EVERYDAY, I WANNA CUT DOWN OR QUIT BECAUSE I DO HAVE A GF AND I GET LAID/HEAD/HANDJOB'S ALOT BUT I STILL HAVE THE URGE TO GET TTHE JOB DONE MYSELF! :rolleyes:

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Guest Pilau Hands

I am "master of my domain."

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

 

too much?

 

CAN THERE REALLY BE TOO MUCH MASTERBATION

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

never done it , never will . girlfriends solve that .

 

its alright, you dont have to front:D

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