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Someone revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them talked excessively without making sense, became emotinoal, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

 

Dont know if its old..but i love it. :D

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Guest MR BOJANGLES

lovin it, lovin it.

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Guest platapie

thats a really good piece of information. i will remmeber this

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

JUST IN...

 

Someone revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them talked excessively without making sense, became emotinoal, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.

 

Dont know if its old..but i love it. :D

:mad: :mad: :mad:

 

ok genius man. you know what you just started?!?!?

you are going to have to face page after page of angry women making fun of men and men retaliating with weak responces.

 

1. we can have multiple orgasms. which means that after you leave we can bring the one we are cheating on you with over and get off again without having to wait an hour :)

 

2. we can get free stuff by flashing cleavage or flirting.

 

3. lesbian sex is waaay hotter than homo-man sex.

 

4. our pain tolerance is 9 times higher than that of a man's.

 

5. we have more more genes than men

 

6. boobs rule

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Originally posted by Iris

half a gene anyways

 

Well, judging from this response, girls are also dumber than guys.

 

Congrats on that.

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Re: Re: JUST IN....

 

Originally posted by Iris

[b and men retaliating with weak responces.

 

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

HALF a gene? ill bring that up in class tomorrow

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Re: Re: Re: JUST IN....

 

Originally posted by Iris

and men retaliating with weak responces.

 

You spelled "responses" wrong.

 

Which further proves my point.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: JUST IN....

 

Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

 

You spelled "responses" wrong.

 

Which further proves my point.

 

Damn you, you beat me..!!

 

 

Iris....

 

So are you saying the only way women can get things are by showing boobs, lifting skirt and batting their eyes??

 

And if not, why would they have to resort to this type of thing, cant use your extra "half a gene"?

 

hehe...you know i love playin with you iris.

Its outta love.

You lift your skirt or show me your boobs, and dammnit, you won hands down.;)

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