bood Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Hey, I was at a McDonalds last night and i didn't feel like wasting my money so i asked for some free food, they didn't give it to me. So then i told them they could hit me ion teh stomach for a drink. They did, but it was a little piece of shit drink, tiny. So i started to punch my self in the face really hard, so i got a bigger drink. Then i was hungry so i ran full speed head first into a wall and got a couple of McNuggets. And that is how you get free food at McDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 *insert golf clap* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 i think there are easier ways than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 D-O-U-C-H-E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 i went to a mcdonals with a grand piano in it yesterday.....clearly the baller delux edition..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 i went there and threatened to rape this kid if he didnt give me his happy meal, i got a cool toy too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 let me smack you for being lame and ill make you a grilled cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- *insert golf clap* FO SHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by SHELLTOES i think there are easier ways than that. Eat whatever you order half-way, put a hair in the food and take it up to the front to complain. Instant replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 dude mcdonalds gives you the fucking turbo shits no matter what you eat there.........if you find out a way to scam subway that would rock (hint hint) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Subway is gay, i went in there and boughta drink once and kept refilling it tons of times and they looked at me like i was crazy. Shit if I pay 99 cents for a cup, you better believe im refillin like a mutherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by amorphic if you find out a way to scam subway that would rock (hint hint) Subway has a promotion they run where you fill up a card with stamps you get after buying something and when the card's full, you get a free sub. A few years ago me and some friends racked a whole roll of the stamps, a big stack of the cards and ate Subway free of charge for like a year straight. I don't remember losing any weight though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! DON'T LOOK AWAY!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! I WANT ATTENTION PLEASE!!! MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HUG ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 You're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrlaltdelete Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 subway, yuck. their subs are always squashed, never plump like the commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceas902 Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 All u need to do is Buy a big mac then go sit down. Spit in it and take it back and ask for the manager. Say some fuck face cook spit in your burger. Then tell him that it is a health violation and your not going to put up with it..... theyll hook you up........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
def_mode Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by Ted Wakowski Subway has a promotion they run where you fill up a card with stamps you get after buying something and, when the card's full, you get a free sub. A few years ago me and some friends racked a whole roll of the stamps, a big stack of the cards and ate Subway free of charge for like a year straight. I don't remember losing any weight though... that is genious. where do they keep the stamps and the cards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by BUMRUSHbro that is genious. where do they keep the stamps and the cards? If they kept it up your ass, you'd know where it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 whats wrong with dumpster diving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceas902 Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 ^^^^^^ hahaha Thats halarious.. I used to work on the garbage trucks that empty dumpsters at fast food places.. Anyways we go to this one restraunt like any other day, strapped on the chain so the hydrolics could pick up and dump the dumpster and as we lifted it up a bum fell out... well he kinda jumped out before he lost a leg from the back of our truck... It was so unexpected I made a little girly squeel from him surprising the shit out of me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 illpunch you in the face for some taco bell. my treat:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JUWSE Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 do what happy gilmore did. first, get good at golf. get on tv and scream obscenities and fight bob barker. then make a commercial for subway. you'll get one of those cards that gives you free subway for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 burger king tore mcdonalds up with there new 99 cent menu line up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 If you bawk like a chicken around here they give you a chicken whopper meal free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Originally posted by Ted Wakowski Subway has a promotion they run where you fill up a card with stamps you get after buying something and, when the card's full, you get a free sub. we did that too , but we had a friend that worked there , so it made it 1000 times easier , we had so many free cards we couldnt use them all , so we sold them at school . but now they got these serial # things on the stamps , and they check them for randomness , so that scan dont work anymore . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 alright...... i'll play nice and shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyLips Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 J-O-B I have the best idea for you. GET A J-O-B so you don't have to make yourself look like an idiot the next time. And you'd think the Dollar Value Meals would be cheap enough for people like you. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ted Wakowski Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE but now they got these serial # things on the stamps , and they check them for randomness , so that scam dont work anymore . Yeah, I've noticed. The days of endless free subs were lived to the fullest though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 if you are that desperate for some food ill scramble u some eggs man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 20, 2002 Share Posted May 20, 2002 you could always kill everyone in the mcdonalds. then go behind the counter and grab all the food you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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