Guest whoami Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 You had best square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cufflinks..http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 yes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 its about time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Heres the prank phone calls and shit for them...http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 hahahaha... i jusat picked up the phone and started callin people... my favorite.."hell i like you, you can come over and fuck my sister!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceasroni Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 best movie ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Yes utter enjoyment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Im a cop you idiot! Who is your dady and what does he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Full Metal Jacket is one of my top 2 movies of all time. The bootcamp part fuckin' ownz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Emery ROCKS I loved FMJ too. I bet you guys would be astounded to find out that a lot of the same movies and bands, etc. that you guys talk about on 12 oz. get a lot of play on message boards that serve groups like survivalists, militia members, active-duty servicemen, etc. The militia movement, in particular, loves FMJ and R. Lee Emery. He's been in like 15 movies, I think. Back during the Y2K thing, I met a woman online that had stockpiled 50,000 rounds of rifle ammunition, along with enough food, supplies, equipment, generators, etc to last a year or more. I didn't think to ask her about spray paint, LOL. She had lots and lots of booze. You guys seem to think that graff is out of the mainstream. Well, maybe a little. But there are plenty of people out there who are not only prepared for some disaster, they are looking forward to it. I find them pretty fascinating. The biggest glitch in FMJ was the scene in the head, where Private Pyle shoots his Drill Instructor. I'm here to tell ya, it would NEVER HAPPEN. No matter how big a shitbird Pyle might have been, if the Drill Instructor told him to give up that rifle, he would have damned well done so. The Corps flushes out the genuine crazies a long time before anybody goes to MTU to learn to shoot. We shitcanned our "sick, lame and lazies" to Casual Company on the second week. These guys are called the "Ten Per Cent." 10%ers don't get to be Marines. They get to go back to the block and eat pizza with Susie. In fact, that was a favorite taunt of our Drill Instructors--"Who wants to go see his GIRLFRIEND? Who wants to GO EAT PIZZA?" Loved the Marine Corps, it was marvelously anti-civilized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 In case anyone is interested http://www.rleeermey.com He's bad ass. I ordered the RLeeErmey Motivational Figure. It comes signed by him in about 2 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum Im a cop you idiot! heheeheh i dont know why but hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 soundboards provide me with hours and hours of fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 really i only get like 5 mins in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 that soundboard definately takes out the miss cleo one. fo sheezy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 you guys like it too huh? ima crank call people all the time..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 the fairy fucking godmother said it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 the fairy fucking godmother said it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarifs&clips Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 R Lee Ermey Definately a cool dude met him a couple of months ago and got him to sign my capaign cover. If the Public only knew what really goes on in Marine Corps recruit training.......Oh and Ka-Bar Semper Fi! You think you know but you have no Idea..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 YOU OWE ME FOR ONE JELLY DONUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mafIAkilla Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 "private pyle,you climb obstacles like old people fuck" "5'9! i didnt know they stacked shit that high" "looks like the best part of you rolled down your moms asscrack and ended up a brown stain on the mattress" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 I forget where I posted it ("The Battle of Dein Bein Phu," I think) but I wrote a big long ass piece on Marine Corps boot camp, back in the late 1970's. For all you prospective young bad ass Marines--go check it out. I use stuff I learned in boot camp every goddamned day. The Corps made a man out of me, and I am grateful. One of my Drill Instructors was a very young sergeant who had been a sniper in Vietnam. He told us he had 82 kills to his name, shot with a .30-'06 Winchester equipped with a Unertl scope. I don't doubt it. He was crazy as a shithouse mouse. We called him "Baby Face" behind his back. Two of my Drill Instructors were really something to behold. Our Senior Drill Instructor was a Staff Sergeant, combat veteran of thirteen combat engagements, wounded in the lower leg, two tours in Vietnam. He was one gung-ho, fire-eating sonofabitch. I don't think I've ever met a man I respected as much as I respected him. His second-in-command was a sergeant named Robinson who was the most unflappable person I think I've ever known. They all could run our dicks in the dirt. You boys want to be a real killa? Get your ass down to a Marine Corps recruiting station and stand by to be turned into a lethal instrument of the United States Government. You too, can be a heart breaker and a life taker. No pussies need apply, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
def_mode Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by suburbian bum Im a cop you idiot! Who is your dady and what does he do? i heard that one.. thats the arnold schwarzniggah(i dont know how to spell it) prank call thing. its hillarious.. im detective john kimble.. howdy stranger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 andre was great in princess bride and theres a damn grasshopper hopping around my computer, that basterd scared me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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