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iCEBERG

i did a virus scan for the fuck of it...

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...and found out i have over 16 hundred infected files.

 

my computer feels dirty, i never got burnt before. an bad too!

 

i did some research tho an check it out...

 

http://www.antenna.nl/~phlegm/news/lexmax.jpg'>

 

its like this. this file infects everythin you got that it can, sends itself out over mirc outlook express shit like that. its got quite an impressive list.

 

unfortunatly i have to reinstall all my shit, all over again...

 

but heres why this is kinda dope to me.

 

 

 

 

 

now when you visit a webpage you download things automatically on to your harddrive to make viewing the webpage faster. documents, pictures, small shit like that...

 

anyways once its on your harddrive you open it up when viewing that page thus running the commands within that particular peice of code for it to do its job on the page. say if your looking at something then you obviously ran that peice of code.

 

this is where that picture above comes into play. see ive decided since im fucked, you guys should be fucked too. eat a dick

 

:lol: yea its fucked up i know, but i dont give a fuck about yall anyways an i thought this was a clever way of turning a bad thing worse tho, im good for that.

 

the picture of that woman getting outta her car guess what? yea thats right... say it with me "was infected with this virus"

 

it is now in your internet cache which holds these "temporary internet files" and executes them everytime you open a page up. you opening this thread up in turn d/l'd that picture into your temporary files, ran it so you can see it, and now has infected you with this fuckin virus i had. but i did it in a clever way tho so im like a villian an shit now. mwahahahaha :lol:

 

i bet by the time youve read this far a good portion of your c: drive is infected an only growin faster...

 

atleast im not the only one in the shitter anymore eh? misery loves company you nerds, an now i got some!@#

 

:lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*nah tho the picture isnt infected with the same virus, if it was itd be *.jpg.vbs / but yea i still got this shit... fuck this sucks, i just so happened to have found out when i was high so i proceeded to turn it into a diabolical realistic plot to make you think i fucked you over without you even knowing it by using my wits and intellect to finally outsmart you fucks and get the ultimate one up on you all (laying the smack down) by actually doing the only thing you can do to another person over the internet in order to spite them :lol:

 

it was kinda believable huh :lol:

 

 

ohhhh shit im fucked.... im goin to re-do my whole shit over again, ehhhh

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i feel like that german guy from diehard, lookin back that plot seems kinda dope heh. i dunno if itd actually work but it sounds good in theory...

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dude thats alot of infected files. Too much japanese bukkake porn online.

 

i have to scan mine ever week or so. everytime i use morpheus to make sure the programs or mp3's i dload are legit.

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i remember when i used to think i was a badass cause i'd make "ms-dos batch (.bat)" viruses. it'd just run commands that'd open solitaire/mspaint 100 times and/or delete files. the good times . . .

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i just found out i have to re-do everything. theres only deleting these files not fixing them. haha woah boy this sucks

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uhhh...okay....you didnt really have me fooled....a program must be executed by the user/automaticly by the computer (i.e active x) in order for most viruses to infect a system...nice try though....

 

pistol...mp3's themselves cannot contain viruses...however, someone could disguise an executable file as an mp3 and when you double click to play it in your favorite player it unleashes the virus....moral of the story, dont run any files downloaded off the internet by double clicking them, open the program you usually use to view the file and open the file through the program.....people have also disguised viruses as .jpgs and other types of image/multimedia files which you the user must double click in order to execute....always open any file recieved in email with a program rather than double clicking it to be automaticly opened. viruses can infect your computer in other ways as well but this is one of the more common ways, to be completely safe against viruses get a copy of norton's antivirus and run live update often...ive never had a computer virus since investing in nortons....just good info for anyone to know i guess....

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Originally posted by sectorTVA

uhhh...okay....you didnt really have me fooled....a program must be executed by the user/automaticly by the computer (i.e active x) in order for most viruses to infect a system...nice try though....

 

shit i thought it sounded kinda believable but then again maybe thats why i cant get my certification. whats wrong with my sound? windows 2000 just stop recognizing my sound settings after this re-install?

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YEZ LEET HAXORZ WITH UNIX SHELLZ! fuck I hate computers I hate the internet.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

 

shit i thought it sounded kinda believable but then again maybe thats why i cant get my certification. whats wrong with my sound? windows 2000 just stop recognizing my sound settings after this re-install?

 

the last time i got a virus i formatted my hard drive...when you format your drive its basically a clean sweep...all data is erased including most viruses...if you didnt do a format then the virus could still reside in your system causing your sound drivers to be faulty...if i was at your house i could probably fix your computer for free...but i must honestly say, if you are still having trouble with your system, get someone you know who knows alot about computers and have them take a look at it...if you dont know anyone who knows alot about computer repair and the basics of troubleshooting then you should take it to a professional even though you will be gyped...they will fix your computer though...heres what i think....ive never personally worked with windows 2000 so im not sure how it recongnizes certain soundcards, but you may need to install you sound card drivers seperately...most sound cards now adays, esspecially with windows xp are plug and play, which means you pretty much have to do nothing to get you hardware working, but with windows 2000 you might have to reinstall you sound card drivers from a disk. if its not a driver problem and you are sure that virus is off your hardrive the next logical thing to check would be the hardware...i have luckly built a large collection of computer hardware including many soundcards, so if it were me, i would take out my soud card and plug in a different one, perferably of the same type...if the other soundcard works then it is your hardware, if it doesnt work still, then you move to the main board, first by switching the pci/isa slot your card was in to a different one, and then by replacing the actual mother board itself...when i have problems getting hardware to work it is rarely the hardware itself...90% of the time it is the drivers that were installed being out of date or improperly installed, or not installed at all if your card is not plug and play. it is imperative that you are sure the virus is off your harddrive. good luck...i know how much of a pain in the ass computers can be sometime...

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guess who doesnt care

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

<----------thats right , me .

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yeah but sometimes I dload stuff without checking to make sure it is an mp3 file. Or when I dload zip programs. I just double check them to make sure. I have only gotten about 3 viruses which were taken care of thank to mc afee. Which is not bad cause I've dloaded thousands of files.

ah the joys of DSL.

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Originally posted by el barto

every since my bro in law left we havent had a virus!! i bet he was looking at porn

 

i bet so too

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Originally posted by el barto

every since my bro in law left we havent had a virus!! i bet he was looking at porn

 

hahahahahahah....i seen that guy.......what da fuck is he doing looking at porn? and in your living romm no less.

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