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phone sex is great. i've done it with a girl i dated, which was pretty tight...but it didn't have shit on tonight. i get on yahoo, and this girl IM's me and tells me I have a sexy voice...and she's jumpin my nuts from the start. I get on her webcam, and I sent my pics so she's all about it and shit. This girl is dope, short country girl (her name was Lucy, and she had a dope accent) perfect titties, pretty face, blonde hair, pornstar lips, etc etc. Man im not going to go into detail, but shorty was a F-R-E-A-K! I had her freakin her clit on the cam, and holdin the phone up to it, sayin all sorts of shit and doing shit. It was great, I had her fingerin her asshole and everything. Then when you're done bustin a nut, you say a few things and be like "well im gonna go, peace". im addicted to this shit, its like beatin off on a new level...heh like that 'just got laid' feeling beating off doesn't give you. i don't even know. haha what is some shit to say? any funny stories? i know you got em. im gonna mack some bitch on yahoo and tell her how much of a filthy whore she is and how bad i wanna run my shit up in her ass...i wanna see what kinda response i'll get. i'll get stills of this chick next time.

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i prefer the regular version of sex. i'm not too much into inserting large plastic things in my anus.

 

 

oh, you don't actually "have sex" with the phone....well, no one told me.....

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i get plenty of pussy, i got a very willing girlfriend and then some. that shit is great when you're sittin home drunk at 2am on a weeknight...and that get a life thing, it beats the fuck out of posting on 12oz, that's for damn sure...

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

i prefer the regular version of sex. i'm not too much into inserting large plastic things in my anus.

 

 

oh, you don't actually "have sex" with the phone....well, no one told me.....

 

:lol: i sure hope you used some lube

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Originally posted by ASER1NE

Yo get a life .

 

aser, dawg...no pun intended but look at your posts and date.

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

:lol: i sure hope you used some lube

 

what's this "lube" you speak of?

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"and that get a life thing, it beats the fuck out of posting on 12oz, that's for damn sure..." obviously with seven hundred and fifty two post

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

 

what's this "lube" you speak of?

 

haha lube is a must for literal 'phone sex' if not you may end up with a bloody and hurt ass

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i'll admit it, i enjoy using the computer and i'm on alot, but i have since i was about 12yrs old...but that doesn't mean shit. i do have very much of a life, i have a girlfriend, i work, i got time from friends, i still party on weekdays, i read, and still have time to write and sleep in 'till noon everyday. if that's not a life, i don't know what is.

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Originally posted by dai

aser, dawg...no pun intended but look at your posts and date.

yes dogg i know , so does everyone else , who cares . why ppl keep stating it is beyond me , but realise i just dont care .

no offense to you neither with my last post , but internet macking is just straight lame .

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haha i wasn't bragging about being a pimp (we all know who's the real mack, right Zack?) or nothing, i just thought it was pretty cool. i don't spend my life in chatrooms trying to run 'game' on girls...it just happened to work out like that after she called me. hell yeah its enjoyable...its even better when you're fucked up off a 12 pack and a couple of adderals

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phone sex is fun when im having a bad day my girl just starts talking nasty to me on the phone and starts fucking with my head so bad, its actually fun, i enjoy it, tonight we have plans we are going to hand-cuff each other to the bed and blind fold! sounds fun, better than star wars even though i still wanna see it thats what my girl wants to do instead. i love her! :love: :love2:

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no doubt man, i had some chick from this thread asking me if i was japanese...nope im as white as white gets, and im not in NOVA, beach boy on the rizzle my nizzle!

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