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Guest -MOE LESTER-

TAKING A DUMP IN THE URINAL!!!

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

i figured we should start a new thread about funny stories involving feces...its been a long time since the last thread, so all of you should have had some new poop experiances.....

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I never understood this whole peeing on restroom floor/shitting in the urinal/shitting in the tank/fecal smearing bender alot of people here seem to be on. The guys who have to clean that shit have a miserable enough job as it is...why the fuck do you want to make them suffer more....I'd feel like an asshole.

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my boy was drunk one night and pooped in a resturaunts sink. it was at a chinese place. know what the funny part is?

 

the sink was in the kitchen...

 

this is also the same kid who took a shit on the neighborhood watchs cars hood, also... when he was drunk. so he was on his hood when he did it but know what the funny part is?

 

he slipped and sat in his own shit that night. an since he was already sitting in his own shit, an drunk, he smeard his shitty ass all over the car like "fuck it"

 

watch out, he'll shit your pants

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Originally posted by ese

The guys who have to clean that shit have a miserable enough job as it is...why the fuck do you want to make them suffer more....I'd feel like an asshole.

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You know whats weird.. how once your hand touches shit... the smell will be there for six to 405849584 hours. no matter how much you wash your fucking hands, the smell still lingers on your pretty soft silky fingers.....

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Went to Toots once with two friends, we were rowdy having just been skating at the local skatepark...I was bored with my onion rings (i'm sure you other vegans know the feeling when you're stuck at a restaurant with meat-eaters) and decided to go take a shit. I was about to build my log cabin when I had the brilliant idea that I oughtta take the lid off the back tank and shit in it, then put the lid back on! Damn glad I wasted their bloodmoney if you ask me, and it was fun too! When I came back out of the bathroom the restaurant was even more packed than before, being about 1:00 in the afternoon, and my friends were laughing their asses off about having taken the picture of a (presumably bloated) mulleted fat redneck woman in her thirties who got up from her seat with her pants un-buttoned and unzipped, with her pink panties billowing out. It was a great fucking picture, too...still have a copy :) Ahhh, good times. I miss them.

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ahh my boss walked in on me taking a shit the other day...

there i was reading a magazine taking a dump

and my boss walks in, he knew damn well i was in there

then he got this grin on his face and proceeded

to throw things in through the door at me

it was all fun and games until he started throwing

orangeoff hand cleaner (that stuff with orange oil and rocks in it)

belive me it stings eyes like no other

 

but he got his later that day when i hit him in the nuts with a wrench

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Guest SPLINTER

i once took a shit in a kmart urinal back when i was like 6 or 7. i wanted to shit real bad but there was only one toilet and there was some guy in there for like half an hour and i kept telling him to hurry up but he kept telling me to shut up so i kept leaving and coming back. i expected this big football player looking guy to be taking a half our shit so i was scared. it finally got to where i couldnt hold it so i shit in the urinal and wiped my ass with the paper towels. when the guy was about to step out the stall i hid behind the trashcan (ashamed of my actions) only to witness a midget exiting the stall. im not sure why but it makes me laguh to think he prolly shit half his body wieght if he was inthere so long.

 

at the same kmart probably a year later i need to take a piss but the urinal didnt work :confused: so i had to wait till the guy finished cleaning the toilet. once he came out i saw that is was the same guy that always kicked me out of the store (just an escort to the front of the store) when i would play with all the toys in the store (i was poor, couldnt afford to take em home) so he yells "you better no dirty it, it took me long enuff to clean it!" so preceeded to take my revenge for the sadness he caused in the past and pissed on everything and anything. it felt good.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

so your the fucker that took a picture of my mom.

 

That was in Kentucky too, LOL. Southern KY though...

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by el barto

i havent done it yet but there always a first

 

someone isn't telling the truth........:rolleyes:

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Guest ceas902

Smithers is such a quiff

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Guest platapie

life sucks die had a article on power shitty before. it involved climbing to the top of the stall and keepign your self up in a squatting postion and then crapping. so when the poop hit the water it made a big caaaablllllllloooooooooosh! and then crapping in the tank of the toilet so everytime someone fluches the toilet it makes it a shitty mess.

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