kodak Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 all san antonio writers email me kodak210@puregraffiti.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 i now am going to add nothing worth reading to this thread , as i usually do , why .........bc i am a modern gangster , tearing up the internet with rhetoric . please dont believe the hype , because for all you know it may be the truth in which case you would be left out in the cold , perhaps with a blanket , perhaps not . is that a risk you are really willing to take .....im not sure , but i do know this . this is what i do know , that snow is cold and if you sleep in a blanket of snow you will freeze to death . unless you are like me and are 83.2790148 % cyborg . in which case your thermal regulation system will kick in and you will not freeze to death . but you will have to re-lubricate your parts in a fortnight , not in a sexual way though . that is for you other types who are into that , but myself i am out of that bc it drains my battery power , and recharging is a bitch . so make surre to turn off your cell phone when you arent using it . but dont neglect to check your voicemail bc there might be some important news that you could potentially miss by not checking . like your favourite stuffed animal might have accidentally been washed and bc of its fraile condition , is now merely a ball of fabric and perhaps a button . then you would be profoundly saddened , but just call my name and i'll be there , like the jackson five . i will be there unless you are a dude in which case i will say sorry about your luck and go eat some taco's . but if you are a hot chick and you need consoling i'll be there to remover your wet clothes and warm up your succulent breasts with my mouth . afterwards you can get the hell out bc then it will be taco time , and i need time to cut some tomatoes and lettuce , but not regular leaf lettuce , but romaine lettuce , bc i have standards which are only met with romaine . also i need to cut the cheese , by that i dont mean fart , but if i were farting at the same time it would add alot of comedic value , farts are always funny , always . even at your parents funeral , which i hope you havent gone to bc that would be tragic , just like if you dropped some of your taco's ingredients and your dog ate them up before you could call the 3 second rule , but my floors are usually clean so in my house its the ten second rule . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Chan 0 --> 3rd Rail I doubt you're gonna get any replies, but I'll move this to the proper location, anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevs210 Posted May 18, 2002 Share Posted May 18, 2002 I dont live there anymore, but iam going back in the summer.. I cant send emails, only receive them... broken_dreams210@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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