Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 there once was a disabled boy who lived in a bat cage.... (continue, if you accidently overlap, use the edit option..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 and he had a beautiful sister named BRANDI... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stupid412 Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 and one day he discovered that there where two bottles waiting for him..one said "drink me"...and the other said "you better not"...........:lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :huh?: :stretch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ...so she sat there pondering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 SO HE OPENED THE BOTTLE THAT READ "YOU BETTER NOT"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Well that didn't take long...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 after he opened it, he drank the bottle labeled "you better not" and his dick shrunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 AND HIS SISTER AND THE JEDI LAUGHED AT HIM........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 and he cried and took a shotgun. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 AND SHOT HIS SISTER AND THEN TOOK A SHOT AT THE JEDI BUT THE JEDI BLOCKED THE BULLET WITH HIS LIGHT SABER............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stupid412 Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 the jedi decided that he wasnt worth him and made fall up to a place called...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ..........MOE LESTERS PLEASURE PALACE.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ... then massive apes began to surround him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 really smelly hairy apes with surfboards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 AND HIS SISTER WAS THE QUEEN OF THE APES....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 so they all got down and boogied "Surf Party Style". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 AND IN CAME HOMER SIMPSON WITH A KEG OF DUFF!!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 but the disabled boy didn't have his fake ID, and his sisters was obviously "jailbate"... AND the jedi was a recovering alcoholic .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 THEN RED AND METH COME IN THE PARTY TRYIN TO SELL EVERYONE'S STANKIN ASS SOME DEODERENT...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 The clebrity appearance was good enough to trigger the Go-Go music which everyone proceded to dance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 BUT SOON RED AND METH STARTED TRIPPIN' BECAUSE NO ONE WANTED TO BUY THEIR DEODERENT....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 they then asked themselves, "wait, what the fuck is a jedi doing in this story?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 So Red And Meth left - please belive it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 but then a pink elephant flew in on a genies magic carpet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 and zesto decided to leave this silly thread and never return. (and he's taking the keg of duff with him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ...but it pissed off the elephant and it farted in zesto's face mutating him for life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 be he still gets more play from the sister and more respcet from the Jedi than 'me is cool' , despite the deformity. (ok.. I lied) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest me IS cool Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 ...but then the elephat fell off and landed on meth and redman killing them instantly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Then the jedi saw an image of Meth saying "Jedi i am your father" may the chronic be with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 THEN THEY RE APPEARED AS SOME SUPER HERO TYPE SHIT KNOWN AS FUNK DOC AND HOTT NICKS!! PLEASE BELIEVE AND THEY GOT THE PINK ELEPHANT AND GOT HIS BIG ASS HIGH AS A KITE AND IT FLOATED AWAY.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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