Remi Martin Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands i know ive said some shit on here but seriously.....theres some things youve just got to keep for yourself oh yeah? well my girlfriend says your deep thrust aint shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 My first was time was to Pat Benatar. That really shows my age or how sick my mind is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 i had never jacked off before until... after my first sexual experience with a girl. she insisted she jack me off, so i let her. about 5minutes later she begged me to let her give me head. as she put her mouth to my dick, just the thought of her sucking my dick made me nut all over her face. i laughed and she got mad and left. after that the jerking began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 M asterbation I s M urder C R U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 why are you inquiring about people's first masterbation experience? those are just things i would rather not hear. if the board were a majority of females it would be a different story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
40 oz king Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 i was told masturbation causes blindness .. i was also told it keeps the birth rate down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 I was eleven... I got bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy 516 Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 ABOUT TWELVE >> I FeLT SICK TOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 I was 11 or 12. I was in a hotel room in Orlando while my family and I were visiting DisneyWorld. They were in the other room. Ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jupiters7 Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 alittile of topic but still funny/scary, i had a friend in high school who when he got bord at work he would rub one on out........................................................................................ ..............................................witch was in the cooler of a subway sandwitch shop illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 11, 2002 Share Posted May 11, 2002 10, victoria's secret, vasoline, i came, it hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 13, 2003 Author Share Posted November 13, 2003 bumpfortheoldschoolnessoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh White Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Shit.. I was 6, I now masturbate about 4 times a day.:spin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 10, i got the idea from a late night tv program...i diden't know what to do..and nothing came out :o still nothing does, but i'm only 3 years older, and still haven't had puberty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh White Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Damn, you're fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by theblindpoet i dont remember how old i was when i first started but nothin came out. when something finally did i thought i broke some shit down there fuck a wet dream, find out the hard way.:lol: :lol: :lol: make a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 ahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahaahhah 7 man, ive whacked it so much sometims that it hurts and i getta scab, thats why you should always rock lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 masturbation uber allies 13, i jacked off to a woman weightlifter in the guiness book of world records sitting crosslegged on my bed. it took a long time. i just got a bone thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 About 8 yrs old with the girl that lived downstairs from my family. so not really masturbation, but 1st orgasm. I didn't know what the hell happened but I was hooked after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Way too old. I had mad wet dreams for a while and i thought that's how it worked. I just came to the realization that..."Hey, wait a second....my hand is just as good as this girls!" I avergae three times a day when the woman is absent. Asian lesbians porn preferred or tiny thai chicks getting it in a three way...awww yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 This is embarassing as all hell, but i'm not embarassed to tell some internet kids. I was watching porn at my friends house and he "went to the bathroom." I put my penis inbetween dudes couch cushions and acouple minutes later I found my new friend for the next couple years. I haven't masturbated in about a year, maybe more.. i've better things to do I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars I haven't masturbated in about a year, do you get a bone when you brush against the sink ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob I was 11 or 12. I was in a hotel room in Orlando while my family and I were visiting DisneyWorld. They were in the other room. Ew. I was about the same age, but my brother was fucking his girl in the room next door..Wow, boy oh boy am I glad I got that out of the way early...I remember being suprised that nothing came out, cause all the porn movies I had watched always showed jazzz and I thought I must be retarded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 14, 2003 Author Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL do you get a bone when you brush against the sink ? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL do you get a bone when you brush against the sink ? Well I had sex regularly with the ex girl for quite awhile after that and then random sex with random girls after me and the ex went our seperate ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON WIZARD Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by rubbish heap no one really told me about it i just did it instinctively... i think i was 11 or 12 dam BENNY HILL had some hotties on sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 hahahahahahahahahaha Originally posted by ARCEL 13, i jacked off to a woman weightlifter in the guiness book of world records sitting crosslegged on my bed. it took a long time. i just got a bone thinking about it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh White Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Originally posted by robotripp ahahahahhahahahhaaahhahahaahhah 7 man, ive whacked it so much sometims that it hurts and i getta scab, thats why you should always rock lotion. Holy fuck, what the did you use to get a fucking scab??:confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phism Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 heh, that "sex or weight lifting" adam sandler bit, i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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