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Guest imported_Tesseract

ah, my fav is the one where there's this kid Leroy who's really cool and kung fu skilled but has to reach the final 'stage' of kung-fu....

-Teach me!

-Naw, you'll find it yourself....sais the master to Leroy. Then this kid has this awesome chick which is good but also has to deal with a bunch of afrokungfublakdudes that want to kick his ass real hard...In the last scene the afrokungfu dude with the football armor is drawing Leroy in a barrel full of water and repetivly asks "Who's the master? Who's the master Leroy???!!"

Now, Leroy is in a tight spot but right before he totally drawns he finds what Oldchinamaster was talking about...he pulls out of the barrel and his head glows (because he reached the ultimate stage of kung fu) and sais "I AM!!" Right after that he delivers a serious ass whooping to the afrokungfumaster that unfortunately doesnt have a clue on what the ultimate level of kung fu is...then the movie ends, you know, titles, kung fu theme and the like.

I must have seen that movie 13 years ago at least, anyone remember the title???

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Guest HELLSATAN

once upon a time in china-all of them

the story of ricky-goriest kung fu movie i have ever seen but its kinda cheese

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Hahahaha, holy shit I know what movie you're talking about!!! Fuck, what was the name of it?!?! Busta Rhymes made a parody of it in one of his videos.... lemme look it up on google.... THE LAST DRAGON!!!

 

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LEROOOOY!!! WHO'S THE MASTER, LEROY?!?!

 

 

That movie rocked hard. HARD.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest im not witty

*cue music

"you are the last dragon you posses the power of the glow"

that movie is my childhood.

 

but deadly china hero is a good kung fu movie

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Guest willy.wonka

SWORDS MAN 2

jet li

 

 

kinda like some mortal combat

sucking power of essence is the best, people getting sucked to some guys hands just to be sucked into little balls...people picking the ground up and slamming huge slabs of earth on top of people...shit like that...

 

the blade

 

is pretty bad ass too

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mystery of chessboxing.

arhats in fury

iron monkey, (not the us theater release, but the original release...they cut alot of shit outta the us theater release.)

 

i did enjoy the fight scenes in jackie chan's 'who am i', even though the plot sucked...as in most of his movies...snake and crane was good, and drunken master had some excellent fights in it...

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Guest Stoney Blaze
Originally posted by Wheelbite

Crippled Masters

Fearless Hyena (2nd tape's the best)

Wu-Tang V Ninja

Fists of Fury

Bastard Kung-Fu Master

And the list goes on.

 

Who remembers them classic RUN RUN SHAW flicks?

Five Deadly Venoms.

Five Fingers of Death

Kid With The Golden Arm

Ten Tigers of KwonTung

or ChinaTown Kid.

The Heroic Ones

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Guest Wilt

Bruce Lee "Chinese Connection" hahaha that shit is so ill...."POISONED!!!!!BY WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Guest Eski
Originally posted by iCEBERG

fist of legend sho' 'nuff

 

Fist of legend is hands down tha best fucken fung fu movie ever made

along with the once upon a time in china series . Ninja HIIYYAAHH!

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