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Sealab 2021 - the episode with Ben the scorpion was piss my pants funny. (Speaking of ... go to www.mcchris.com and download the music)

 

Home Movies - this show never gets old.

 

Space Ghost C2C - "So how thick is your neck, Space Ghost?"

"About 48 inches."

"Really? How do you measure that?"

"I cut my head off and count the rings on my esophagus."

 

The Brak Show - Zorak rules.

 

 

 

Yes, I know I listed almost every show .. but Adult Swim is pure radditude. We all know that.

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"No, I'm not going to leave you out here. If I do that, I'll probably get fired, and then I'll do something stupid, and then I'll go back to jail"

 

"Well, fighting is bad to begin with, right? So if you're going to fight, you're already wrong. I mean, you're already at the party, so why not fight dirty?"

 

"Brendon, you're a smart kid. You're not a strong kid, you're not a tough kid, but you're smart. Fighting is a mental thing, it's like a mental game, so you should use that. Say, for instance, I was in a fight, I might say "look over there", and when the guy does, I'll hit him"

 

Coach McGuirk: "I was in a fight last week"

Brendon: "With who?"

Coach: "You know Roger?"

Brendon: "Roger? The guy who plays forward? He's got kind of a big mouth"

Coach: "Well, not anymore"

 

"Actually, soccer is not the only thing I teach. Soccer is fall and winter. I also have a spring sport, which is also soccer, but they're seperated, so I guess I only teach soccer"

 

Brendon: "Hey, Coach, how are you doing?"

Coach McGuirk: "Well, I just drank pee. How are you doing?"

 

"So this is funny...anybody can become a soccer coach. Like they don't regulate it. You have to get a degree to be a school nurse right? So you're qualified...I'm not, which is amazing. That you can become a coach of a sport that you don't even care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids...but I've had the job for three years."

 

"Women are like men, but men are nothing like women"

 

"Women are an interesting bunch. I'll make an analogy here, they're like grapes. Thats all I've got, really. You see, I said bunch, so I thought of grapes. If I had said women are an interesting group..I would've thought of grapes as well."

 

"Why am I coaching soccer? And why am I not coaching public speaking?!? Because that's all you people do is public speak!!!"

 

"Well, I thought it went pretty well, except for the part where my credit card was turned down, which I thought was funny, but you didn't"

 

"So I got drunk, and I went into the parlor and said "Give me a picture of that cow on the cheese 'cuz I love that cheese. Give me that cow on that cheese". See this? That's right it's the bannana lady from the bannanas. I get drunk one night, and now my body looks like a grocery store. Dont get a tattoo. Play soccer."

 

 

Coach: "How come you never carried me off the field?"

Brendon: "We tried, but you were too big"

Coach: "What?"

Brendon: "I mean...you were too drunk"

Coach: "Yes. Yes I was. And I'll tell you something, Brendon, I am everyday. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't carry me off the field."

 

 

"Hi. I'm John McGuirk, and I am a professional soccer coach at the elementary school level. The kind of woman I'm interested in is the type that is still watching this tape. I also have a very nice car, although technically I don't have legal access to it at this time."

 

"So I said you want it clean? Why don't you clean it? Clean it yourself! Clean it yourself!! And I haven't spoken to my mother since then."

 

"Oh. Oh, God, this is a good sausage!!"

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Guest im not witty

you and your 3rd dimension

what about it

oh nothing its cute.

we have five.......thousand

 

that is probably the greatest episode of one of the greatest shows on earth.

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sea lab, hands down.

 

"so i can't have lazer beam eyes, but he can have x-ray vision?!"

"okay, okay. you all get x-ray vision."

"...yeah, and big chanisaw hands. BBUUUZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzZZzZzZbrapbrapbrap..."

 

my voicemail message right now.

:D

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Guest dukeofyork
Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Space Ghost C2C - "So how thick is your neck, Space Ghost?"

"About 48 inches."

"Really? How do you measure that?"

"I cut my head off and count the rings on my esophagus."

 

he he....the episode with busta rhymes...where theyre all getting high off the gas leak..

 

 

"hey, weve got some wood........lets build something.."

 

"ok, what does it do?"

 

"its symbolic, it doesnt have to DO anything.."

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i think aquteam hunger force and sealab are retarded.

 

#1 the episode with the chefs where spaceghost acuses the asian chef of being a murderer when he "tenderizes" the chicken.

 

and nothing can beat the unitards they wear on home movies. shakey ass cartoons

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Originally posted by dukeofyork

 

he he....the episode with busta rhymes...where theyre all getting high off the gas leak..

 

 

"hey, weve got some wood........lets build something.."

 

"ok, what does it do?"

 

"its symbolic, it doesnt have to DO anything.."

 

he keeps calling him buster! that was one of the best

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Every show on their is good, aqua teen hunger force and sealab with home movies win...last weeks sunday aqua teen hunger force was just too fucking hilarious, with the aliens getting meatwad to steal porno then do a forest fire, hell yes...its 4x funnier when stonned..the best space ghost was when their was the ceiling tile that started beating on space ghost than the talking car with moltar..

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Guest professor poopatronic

all these shows are incredibly funny, but they're funny in a way that doesn't really make sense and you just have to see. so when you guys quote them, it doesn't really seem funny at all it's just the way they talk that makes it so awesome. i think.

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Guest whoami
Originally posted by professor poopatronic

all these shows are incredibly funny, but they're funny in a way that doesn't really make sense and you just have to see. so when you guys quote them, it doesn't really seem funny at all it's just the way they talk that makes it so awesome. i think.

Exactly, they are the comedy that you do with friends so its like sarcasm but it sounds very serious like a Ted Koppel speach...
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Guest Spemz
Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

It's all about Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

 

 

"Alright, who scratched 'the moon rules #1' on my car?"

 

 

 

 

 

yeah i gotta agree

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sealab 2021 is my favorite

'fignuts'

 

 

space ghost would have to be number 2 but almost number 1

i like the episode when they show satan and its yogi bear, that had me rolling like a fat kid in the waves at the beach

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AQUATEEN HUNGER FORCE all the way, just dont say we have to go back to the lab, we have to go back to the lab. uhhhh... thatll take like a thousand hours.

take the meat bridge its right here. meat bridge? noooo!

hhahaha god that show is too good.

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