Ken E. Bus Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 BUILD A BETTER SHANK by "Hardcore" Buster Hussla http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shakedown.jpg'> Don't let them find your shank during a shakedown. You'll get a month in the shithole for that In Part One of a one-part series entitled "How To Make Shit", EasyMidget demonstrates how to keep it real in the pen. Shiv, shank, pigsticker, bone-crusher, banger, or iron. Whatever you decide to call your home-made prison weapon, you'll have everyone in the joint giving you mad props when you jab it into that joto in Block 6 who keeps giving you the eyeball in the shower. Sho'nuff, why wait till the end of your 10-year-bid to gain the respect of your fellow inmates by learnin' a hustle or befriending the right people when you can just kill some fool right away while having fun with arts and crafts at the same time? Whether you is on a mission from your fellow prison gang thugs or just looking for some entertainment while getting some rec, making and using shanks can make your prison experience much more enjoyable. Here is a list of my favorites, complete with how-to guidelines: http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv02.jpg'> LOCK IN A SOCK I heard about this one while doing a deuce in San Quentin for an armed 4-5-9 at a cat food factory. The lock in the sock is nice and simple since it only requires your sock and a heavy metal object, preferably a nice padlock. Everyone loves a party — especially if its a blanket party and you da host! You'll make that cheese-eater pay for squealing on your toilet-hootch hustle by treating him like a punk-bitch piñata. Sock it to him real good! http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv04sm.jpg'> FILED TOOTHBRUSH 3 out of 4 prison dentists agree, a filed toothbrush through the sternum hurts REAL bad. In actuality, most shanks AIN'T sharpened on concrete floors as Hollywood would have you believe because that takes too long, and you'll get caught by the marks on your floor. Instead buddy up wit' a friend in the prison machine shop where they make license plates and have him grind it up nice and sharpz. What's nice about the filed toothbrush is you can boof it up yo' ass so the guards can't find it. Just be careful how you sit, son. http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv03sm.jpg'> MODIFIED TOOTHBRUSH + RAZOR COMBO Yo, da grapes on this toothbrush is that it shaves as close as a blade or yo' money back! And the best part is you don't have to spend a freakin' dime to make this mothafucka and you don't even need shavin' cream to get a clean cut. You'll be anxious to catch a square and sleep that bitch who stole your fifi the other night with this hybrid toothbrush and shaving razor. This one scores points wit' me for creativity reasons cuz its like two in one. Better than the Mach 3! http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv05sm.jpg'> ELECTRIC CORD SHOCKER "Shokka, shokka, shokka-kahn!" I bet you always wanted your own home-made tazer, right Well, dis one's really only good for usin' on your cell-mate since you've only got as far as the cord will reach. Use it on him when that mo'fucker won't stop bumpin' his gums at night or he won't keester-bunny your heroin for you in the yard. The Electric Cord Shocker is the cadillac, mothafucka. I highly recommend this one. http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv01sm.jpg'> KNUCKLE WRAP WITH BLADE Don't I feel like Wolverine wit' dis shit! Knuckleheads need a good knuck-wrappin, know what I'm sayin? The most common source for the metal in da knucklewrap is from furniture, generally chair legs or parts of a bed frame or springs, and boy does this come in handy in a prison riot. Start off by throwing a little potato salad at some fool and then yank that mo'fucka's coat with a little super-fast slashin' action. To his surprise he's got a nice flesh wound to the face and is now tatooed as yo' bitch! http://www.easymidget.com/sep01/images/shiv06sm.jpg'> WRAPPED CHAIN Now I'm a prison-weapon purist and normally wouldn't recommend wrapping any weapon to reduce its power, but when some fool needs a pumpkin head I go right for the wrapped chain. You can definitely get a few extra thumps in when you're beating some chester down in a secluded area by wrapping a sheet around the chain. He'll live long enough to remember not to ever look at you funny again! Now I never claimed to be an expert in prison weapon manufacture and its usage, but I feel like this is a good introduction for anyone getting ready to enter the penal system for the first time. Usually I drink plenty of water and walk slow, but in the Big House it's mind over matter— they don't mind and you don't matter. I don't have the time or space to talk about all my favorite toys, but that don't mean you can't do a little homework on yo' own! While you're in the joint make sure to ask about some other excellent shanks: The sharpened bed spring, broken mirror shard, and the wire choker will always come in handy when someone wants to throw down and cut-up, just be sure dat you ain't on the receivin' end of that knowledge. And pray you don't meet up with me in the lockdown, mothafucka! Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 doooood....you are so late on the shanking craze...that shits mad winter of 2000.... please believe seasoned heads know these things..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 who writes ALIAS ... A Lock In A Sock ? I saw it in the paper chase somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- who writes ALIAS ... A Lock In A Sock ? I saw it in the paper chase somewhere. well whoever it is obviously never been to jail an watchs too much court tv LOCK IN A SOCK I heard about this one while doing a deuce in San Quentin for an armed 4-5-9 at a cat food factory. The lock in the sock is nice and simple since it only requires your sock and a heavy metal object, preferably a nice padlock. Everyone loves a party — especially if its a blanket party and you da host! You'll make that cheese-eater pay for squealing on your toilet-hootch hustle by treating him like a punk-bitch piñata. Sock it to him real good! its soap in a sock, not a padlock. the day they let you sneak around with a fuckin padlock in the pen is the day they issue you not only an inmate id card, but a gun to go with it. BUT please belive iceberg knows how to make a one shot with a magazine and a book of matchs. berg gon be the only dude in the pen with a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 crazy shit. lol even though ive heard an seeen them all its still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 damn ice thuggin it up... the soap is the shit... no trace the motherfucker was hit by anything, except alot of tears!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 one time i sat down with my keys in my bak pocket and gave myself a puncture wound.... keys suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 i used to hit my sister in the head with a bunch of rolled up socks inside another sock . then id say homie dont play dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted May 10, 2002 Share Posted May 10, 2002 hahhahha homie the clown...beatin kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZK one Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 when i got beef to settle i carry a Q-ball in a sock. works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 Originally posted by REZK one when i got beef to settle i carry a Q-ball in a sock. works like a charm. i like to call that the "steve segal knock somebody the fuck out approach" please believe if i get into beef at a pool hall im twistin up a cue ball in my t-shirt and knockin somebody the fuck out like steve segal thats my man cause when he fucks people up he dont do nothin fancy, he dont dance around or do cool moves an shit, he just straight fucks em up.... hell clear out a bar and then on his way out the door throw away a beer can on the floor while saying shit like "you dont gotta like or love me, but you better respects me" or "you know why your brothers not here? cause hes a son of a bitch pussy asshole cunt fuck thats why" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 common knowledge to most gangstas from 12oz but i still like the shocker. just some creative funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceas902 Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 I cant wait to try out that lock in a sock....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctrlaltdelete Posted May 19, 2002 Share Posted May 19, 2002 forget the lock in the sock, im all about the home made tazor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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