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i had some horrible shits today, i was fartin all through my interview. the funny part was, the lady that was interviewing me excused herself because she had been feeling sick. she had this guy finish.

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it doesnt get that cold here so ive never experienced that kind of horrible torture, but when its the middle of summer here at 101-plus degrees and you rip one before you get out of your car and then when you come back to your hot car with the windows rolled up an hour later and your fart has taken over, thats bad

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

your farts are never as bad to you as they are to other people. So you know if they smell so bad that they are making you sick. I can almost guarantee its giving everyone else cancer.

 

yea if you can smell your own, thats bad

i think cancer is the least they can get

i give people the plauge

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Originally posted by WhenOne

 

yea if you can smell your own, thats bad

i think cancer is the least they can get

i give people the plauge

 

you can get cancer by smelling your own fart?

 

heh...too bad we aren't at the level where we can send smell-mail. :D

 

that way we can see who has the worst smelling fart over the internet. :o

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