Santa Claus Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 dutch ovens are really only funny when there's people around to experience it. however i'm sleeping alone, and its just disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyone Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 sweet.. well not really.. but yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 i had some horrible shits today, i was fartin all through my interview. the funny part was, the lady that was interviewing me excused herself because she had been feeling sick. she had this guy finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinisterP Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 *A MinisterP Production* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyone Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by m1sT@k3 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/yup1/fhtw.jpg'> http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/yup1/fhtw.jpg'> http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/yup1/fhtw.jpg'> Holy gayness, stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyone Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 suck a cock oner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 i had a bite from the horrible fart bug today too. along with a small case of the hershey squirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris along with a small case of the hershey squirts. the worst :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 your preaching to the preacher...its stunk so bad that I had my sister go in my bedroom and get my lighter and toss it in so I could light a candle. She said the smell was coming out form under the door. MUHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 thats horrid :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 they were making that noise where it almost sounds like your butthole is saying "spoot!" with extra emphasis on the p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 at least it wasnt one of those boom type squirt shits where all the shit just pours out at 200mph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 tjose are the worst because you have that giant bubble of air that makes it feel like you ripped your O ring then the waves from the liquid shit shooting out your ass....thinking about made me squirm a little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 and afterwards your asshole feels like its on fire and you cant walk straight and it pisses you off, then when you calm down you have to go blast another one :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 but when your riding in a car with someone and its the middle of winter and its 20 degree's out so they don't want to roll down the windows and you let loose one of those horrid vomit farts. Its like being stuck in the gas chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 it doesnt get that cold here so ive never experienced that kind of horrible torture, but when its the middle of summer here at 101-plus degrees and you rip one before you get out of your car and then when you come back to your hot car with the windows rolled up an hour later and your fart has taken over, thats bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 oohhhh...I have to try that one because it gets that hot here....muhahahaha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris oohhhh...I have to try that one because it gets that hot here....muhahahaha!!!! at your own risk ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 your farts are never as bad to you as they are to other people. So you know if they smell so bad that they are making you sick. I can almost guarantee its giving everyone else cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris your farts are never as bad to you as they are to other people. So you know if they smell so bad that they are making you sick. I can almost guarantee its giving everyone else cancer. yea if you can smell your own, thats bad i think cancer is the least they can get i give people the plauge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 brown lung.. My dad has the worst gas...he will be in the basement watching tv I will come into the house and I can smell it as soon as I step in the front door. They are horrible. I sometimes wish my ass was that powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 the damage you could do it would be great to say the least Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 hopefully I have inheritted the gift and I am yet to discover it...I just realized I ate masive amounts of broccoli and refried beans today...its going to be a good day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 brocolli will fuck shit up like no other! especially when you go to a shitty chinese resaurant and get broccoli beef, woo watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 MSG's take it to a whole new level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 MSG = mad smelly gas as far as im concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 haha word to that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 have you ever been asleep and farted so loud that you woke yourself up? i have........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne yea if you can smell your own, thats bad i think cancer is the least they can get i give people the plauge you can get cancer by smelling your own fart? heh...too bad we aren't at the level where we can send smell-mail. :D that way we can see who has the worst smelling fart over the internet. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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