Guest blink_ATX Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 if you play this game, AIM me lordkaotical ut 2003 is coming out i hope your ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Ladies, Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? Much Love, Shameless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Ladies, Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? Much Love, Shameless damn where are these 'scientist'? four minutes, nine strokes per minute? puh-lease. oh, and 2700 feet is just over a half of mile, not 1.5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 word...4 minutes and 9 strokes a minute?...were my grandparents included in this because it sounds like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Ladies, Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out? Much Love, Shameless lol thats funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 9 strokes per minute. damn thats some slow fucking/love-making. shit now next time i'm gonna be counting.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 umm this thread is about unreal tournament take your stroking elsewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 hey hey hey im busy learning about stats here. take your silly tournament game to a thread for silly tournament games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden hey hey hey im busy learning about stats here. take your silly tournament game to a thread for silly tournament games. "WHOOOOOAAAA....hold on there. Your on third street!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "Monster Kill" Give me da twin enforcers and (just like Rosie O'Donnell at a buffet)I will destroy everything in my path. "Head Shot" swish balls on yo face son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "people ar always asking me if i know tyler durden" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 i was impersonating dave chappelle, the rest of you guys totally lost me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMARNYCAKASW1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 HEADSHOTS WITH DA AIMBOT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by blink_ATX if you play this game, AIM me lordkaotical ut 2003 is coming out i hope your ready 18 and playing unreal tournament? a lot? guy your a depressed 13 year old sad because of the black kids scare you at school, and I bet your only up on bathroom stalls, l0rd Ka0s keep ownzing fagg0tz on UT, and quit writting and leave this forum thankyou bye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinisterP Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 now im not sayin he should of killed her but i understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinisterP Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky "Monster Kill" Give me da twin enforcers and (just like Rosie O'Donnell at a buffet)I will destroy everything in my path. "Head Shot" swish balls on yo face son im down wit noam *A MinisterP Production* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 what the crap is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyone Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 COUNTER STRIKE IS A BETTER GAME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 shameless- youre fuckin slayin me out of anyone i see on here and dont rap with on the reg... im your numero uno fan* big ups *did i sound like i was gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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