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Well after the total destruction of the previous one, the amount of money that i'm going to take from the dumb bitch that violated the red light/drunk/on 13okm per hour AND injured my mom...ima get a new one...This is always a great time in a mans life so i thought i'd share:

 

Option1:

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TT, i dont want to see you driving in a perimeter of 1000 miles from me!:beat:

 

Option2:

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With fr8holics blessings

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Option3:

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hmmm...

 

 

And just because i kept it realistic...here are three cars i'd like but could never afford or even pity the money...

 

Ladies and gents:

 

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What else to drive when the food is YOU?!?!?

 

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Cant get sweeter...dark green

 

And i'll leave you with this:

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Please believe that this is a Mercedes Benz product...now, i used to snob that piece of shit hard until i got in one...the cars interior is super nice and comfy...Plus if you live in a city with heavy parking space problem Then you have no problem...you can fit that capsule almost everywhere...i'd never pay money for it but if someone could just give me one ALL of my problems in the city would be solved.

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Haahaha, free rides for everyone....Yeah...2 is my choice to...in order of $$$ it goes like that...from cheap to expensive... 3>1>2...depending on the budget i'll manage to cope one of these three babies will be mine!!!

 

And dont sleep on #3!

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haha, my bad dude...its an Alfa romeo, its italian...pretty badass...Alfa 147 is like the italian Golf in a way...

I live in europe so all these cars arent as expensive as they are in the states...

Check it:

http://www.alfaromeo.com/

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Ninjas know...i got a ride in a RS4 two weeks ago, it was a small distance and dude drove real calm...still when he was changing gears i could feel the seat suckin me in...ahhh good times

However kid was pretty stupid he payed a shitload of money for a second hand and pretty old car...i could use that amount more wise i think....if i only had it :o

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I'd say go for the Citrogen...

http://www.quicktechhobby.com/prices/cars/SSR-SAXO-150.gif'>

just because they dont have them in North America.

 

or a Peugeot just because they be sexy!

http://www.quicktechhobby.com/prices/cars/PEUGEOT206-150.gif'>

 

or a Renault like my mom used to have.

http://www.ucad.fr/pub/virt/mp/renault/renault5/graphics/r5dia03.jpg'>

 

 

and this my friends... Is why I ride a bike.

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i dont know the reliability of alfa romeo but from going to the alfa romeo site and looking at the interior and etc id had to go with that plus with the compact size and better looks than the golf can someone give me some stats on this lil sucka such as weight horsepower mpg etc and in english cuz i cant find it anywhere on the alfa romeo site

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Zesto! rockin it french style...Renault 5 is badass...The new Peugeot 206 rallye is cool as fuck but those cars arent worth it...you can reach 220km per hour in them but when shit hits the fan it aint no fun!

What i'm trying to say is that they are 'cheapmade' compared to a Golf...its a teenage car, haha

Anyways we had 3 Citroens in the family, from the alltime classic 2CV to the frog and from that to Xanthia(RIP) the last was the crashed one, so no more french cars for me...

 

But big props to citroen for style and inovation!!!

 

http://www.jamesbond007.net/vehicules/2CV.jpg'>

2CV VS Dr.NO

 

http://www.classics.com/images/r00-02s.jpg'>

Citroen DS 'the frog"

 

http://www.chock.demon.co.uk/england/dcp00683.jpg'>

RIP

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Gnes, Reliability is the operative word here...Alfas are good but not as tuff as VW's...you know how germans are.

Anyway go to:

http://www.alfa147.it/ switch to english and then The car>Its personality>Features

for specs

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Ouch!!!

Naw man, the Golf costs around 15 grand here (the standard version, 1300cc) so its about half the price...

 

Plus, i doubt that that Nissan is sold in Europe, damn are VW's that expensive around there?

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Shameless...we call those 'pussytraps' i dont know if you have that saying but i really hope it works that way bro!!!:king:

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alright tesser, im going out of my way to visit you this summer, and damn it im gonna rent a huge ass truck and follow you around town.

get and opel.

 

actually id be pretty scared to buy an italian car unless it was a frearri, i mean we all know about fiat, well ive been told theyre actually decent cars there, but say it with me folks Fix It Agian Tony. i think if i was you id buy german, audi, vw all the good ones. im sure you could pick up a benz for pretty cheap over there huh?

but if i was you id go with an OPEL like i said before. those are too bad ass.

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what the fuck fr8oh how many rides you got bro? you should def come in that weekand so we can all sweep around in your beemer!! spilling new castles and burning cigarettes in the back seat!

 

hey tess i heard yugo is coming out with a new car....

 

 

really there is alot to be said for dependable pieces of shite!

 

tess, correct me if im wrong but there is a whole slew of VW that we dont have access to that you do...you should get the jetta VR6 with the modified chip, euro suspension, 17 in tires....and look the fuck out....i also heard that VW is dropping a new GTI that is gonna be sickens....

 

ive a had a VW since i drove in dads convertible bug back in the kates 70s early 80's....

 

 

ofcourse you could always get the honda civic hybrid.....

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what sort of hybrid was isupposed to buy rage?

 

 

 

 

 

actually tess, you should go out and pick up a vintage VW karmaan ghia. my buddies dad just finished his, and dude, thats a sick ass roadster. no matter if its from the 60's.

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