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Tesseract is buying a new car...

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Well after the total destruction of the previous one, the amount of money that i'm going to take from the dumb bitch that violated the red light/drunk/on 13okm per hour AND injured my mom...ima get a new one...This is always a great time in a mans life so i thought i'd share:

 

Option1:

http://www.auto.com/art/reviews/99_vw_golf/0420_golf_stryfront.jpg'>

TT, i dont want to see you driving in a perimeter of 1000 miles from me!:beat:

 

Option2:

http://www.belgardmotors.ie/img/audi/gallery/a3gallery-02.jpg'>http://www.belgardmotors.ie/img/audi/gallery/a3gallery-04.jpg'>

With fr8holics blessings

http://www.3dvf.com/tutoriaux/plans/img/A3.JPG'>

 

Option3:

http://www.schwab-kolb.com/alfa0011.jpg'>http://www.hot.it/canali/motori/auto/alfa147/snap/alfa1.jpg'>

hmmm...

 

 

And just because i kept it realistic...here are three cars i'd like but could never afford or even pity the money...

 

Ladies and gents:

 

http://www.autos.co.cr/Upload/RANGE%201.jpg'>

What else to drive when the food is YOU?!?!?

 

http://www.khtrading.dk/BilBilleder/68Porsce911Coupemini.jpg'>

Cant get sweeter...dark green

 

And i'll leave you with this:

http://www.germacar-mercedes-benz.it/globpics/smart.jpg'>

 

Please believe that this is a Mercedes Benz product...now, i used to snob that piece of shit hard until i got in one...the cars interior is super nice and comfy...Plus if you live in a city with heavy parking space problem Then you have no problem...you can fit that capsule almost everywhere...i'd never pay money for it but if someone could just give me one ALL of my problems in the city would be solved.

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what the hell is #3 on the realistic list? well what ever it is go with #2.

why get a vw when you can get an audi?

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Haahaha, free rides for everyone....Yeah...2 is my choice to...in order of $$$ it goes like that...from cheap to expensive... 3>1>2...depending on the budget i'll manage to cope one of these three babies will be mine!!!

 

And dont sleep on #3!

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Originally posted by Tesseract

And dont sleep on #3!

i'm not sleeping on #3, i just want to know what kind of car it is?

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Guest HESHIANDET

yo ninja, don't sleep on the audi...RS4 for life son...$$

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haha, my bad dude...its an Alfa romeo, its italian...pretty badass...Alfa 147 is like the italian Golf in a way...

I live in europe so all these cars arent as expensive as they are in the states...

Check it:

http://www.alfaromeo.com/

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Ninjas know...i got a ride in a RS4 two weeks ago, it was a small distance and dude drove real calm...still when he was changing gears i could feel the seat suckin me in...ahhh good times

However kid was pretty stupid he payed a shitload of money for a second hand and pretty old car...i could use that amount more wise i think....if i only had it :o

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I'd say go for the Citrogen...

http://www.quicktechhobby.com/prices/cars/SSR-SAXO-150.gif'>

just because they dont have them in North America.

 

or a Peugeot just because they be sexy!

http://www.quicktechhobby.com/prices/cars/PEUGEOT206-150.gif'>

 

or a Renault like my mom used to have.

http://www.ucad.fr/pub/virt/mp/renault/renault5/graphics/r5dia03.jpg'>

 

 

and this my friends... Is why I ride a bike.

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i dont know the reliability of alfa romeo but from going to the alfa romeo site and looking at the interior and etc id had to go with that plus with the compact size and better looks than the golf can someone give me some stats on this lil sucka such as weight horsepower mpg etc and in english cuz i cant find it anywhere on the alfa romeo site

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Zesto! rockin it french style...Renault 5 is badass...The new Peugeot 206 rallye is cool as fuck but those cars arent worth it...you can reach 220km per hour in them but when shit hits the fan it aint no fun!

What i'm trying to say is that they are 'cheapmade' compared to a Golf...its a teenage car, haha

Anyways we had 3 Citroens in the family, from the alltime classic 2CV to the frog and from that to Xanthia(RIP) the last was the crashed one, so no more french cars for me...

 

But big props to citroen for style and inovation!!!

 

http://www.jamesbond007.net/vehicules/2CV.jpg'>

2CV VS Dr.NO

 

http://www.classics.com/images/r00-02s.jpg'>

Citroen DS 'the frog"

 

http://www.chock.demon.co.uk/england/dcp00683.jpg'>

RIP

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Gnes, Reliability is the operative word here...Alfas are good but not as tuff as VW's...you know how germans are.

Anyway go to:

http://www.alfa147.it/ switch to english and then The car>Its personality>Features

for specs

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Guest RaiD

whatcha thinkin kid get a lincoln!

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Ouch!!!

Naw man, the Golf costs around 15 grand here (the standard version, 1300cc) so its about half the price...

 

Plus, i doubt that that Nissan is sold in Europe, damn are VW's that expensive around there?

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Well it would have helped if i had known you were in europe...

 

Im retarded...

 

and the vw's dont cost that much at all, i was lookin at one the other day...but those audi's i believe cost a pretty penny...

 

vr6?

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Shameless...we call those 'pussytraps' i dont know if you have that saying but i really hope it works that way bro!!!:king:

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Originally posted by Tesseract

Shameless...we call those 'pussytraps' i dont know if you have that saying but i really hope it works that way bro!!!:king:

 

HAHAHHAHAHA!!..i dig.

I just cant wait for it to be warm enough to take the t-tops down.

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