High Priest Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Im not female, so im not going to attempt to say i in any way know whats going on in the mind of a female.. i really havent the slightest clue...how ever i will lend one quote from my girl to this post. "I can get it WHEN EVER i want." I think that sums it up there. While most females probably do have there own sexual practices going on behind closed doors, you have to take into consideration its not that difficult for girls to get laid, they want the real thing they get the real thing.. no sense going any less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest you have to take into consideration its not that difficult for girls to get laid, they want the real thing they get the real thing.. no sense going any less. sure right. Have any of the blokes on here just stopped tossing cause they have a girlfriend? I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate. It's not about "the real thing", duh. Do you really think an orgasm feels less real because there isn't someone else there?....No one knows your body like YOU do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherriemagik Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 every girl does it, whether they admit it or not..well, except for those weirdo stupid girls. i admit it, im not gonna front...no use in lying. of course i masturbate. bodice ripper is so right...nobody knows your body like you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I'm wakin up in the mornin, with problems on my mind Motherfuck the education and drug rebilitation I'm smokin on that weed and the green is gettin tasty Dead feds in my closet cause they tried to chase me November the 29th, I bust open my mommas cock Pussy hole addicted to drinking, now I'm addicted to crack rock So motherfuck you bitches and you snitches tryin to do me in Police in disguises and he tries to buy Peruvians Knockin at my fuckin door, duckin and dodgin on that floor That thinkin got you noid, got me reachin for my forty-four Creepin up out my window pane, I smell cops A honkey on the block, drop to my knee, I took a shot I seen him drop, one time this ain't the place for that Since he's a fed, I took off his face for that That shit that he tried to pull You know he couldn't get away with this Bitch I'm a time bomb time, so don't you play with this Fuck being indicted, don't you try it that's the fuckin story Cops roll to the cemetary, all snitches to my laboratory I'm fittin to stir it, rock it up, so where's my silver spoon I put my yea out on the block, and all you hear is boom This is my set, so you can jet, or get that sweater wet A fed is bloody, he's been wounded by a fucking tech Rat tat to the tat tat, I'm a take him out of his memory For ridin my nuts and tryin to stick me with delivery Loose lips, sink ships, boy this is do or die This is a letter from Shoestring to the F.B.I. Backstabbers gone, so I guess you dirty cops are clean You took a father from their family, motherfuck their dreams Is what you said, so motherfucking bitch ass fed I want you dead, I'm going to pump your ass full of lead Let's make a deal, this shit is real, ill I pack my steel, you let him go Then we can let you live, you made that switch And now it's time to kill you bitch Give you an overdose of bullets, and put you in a ditch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper sure right. Have any of the blokes on here just stopped tossing cause they have a girlfriend? I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate. It's not about "the real thing", duh. Do you really think an orgasm feels less real because there isn't someone else there?....No one knows your body like YOU do..... I never said people stop masturbating simply because there in a relationship, but hey when was the last time you were able to simulate the feeling of a girl riding your Dick with your hand and actually make it believable...KY and lotion only go so far. Once again I will mention I am not coming from the perspective of a female, but simply stating my prefference,wich is why IM not bothering to change the wording to fit bodice specifically. Perhaps you should reread what I wrote if your really distressed enough to reply back to it. "I can have sex whenever I want - and I still masturbate, " Good for you. Since IM coming from the view point of a male and I realize that a lot of guys aren't getting laid "Whenever they want" i said that once again its probably vast majority preference to be having sex over masturbation, its not that IM saying your going to stop masturbating.. but that if one comes next to the other.. I think sex is going to pull ahead. That's really all I have to say. Enjoi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssAyEmEe3 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH no shit.....every girl gets off...its like guys are horny and talk about, but the women, they just handle business and dont say shit. This will sound stupid, however, I'm high so I applied this to another saying that holds true. So without further doubt, here is why this saying must be true. Asking if anyone gets off is like asking a writer if he paints. Toys are stupid and talk about it, but lots of heads will handle their business and not say shit. If that holds true, than the statement above about girls masturbating is true. Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true.. EssAyEmEeThreer. Self-Taught Master of the Chewbacca Defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by EssAyEmEe3 This will sound stupid, however, I'm high so I applied this to another saying that holds true. So without further doubt, here is why this saying must be true. Asking if anyone gets off is like asking a writer if he paints. Toys are stupid and talk about it, but lots of heads will handle their business and not say shit. If that holds true, than the statement above about girls masturbating is true. Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true.. /B] ummmmm... huh :confused: anyways, every girl i've ever been with has masterbated.. my girl that just went overseas was a freak at that sh!t.. like a few times, we'd be fooling around and then stop for whatever reason, and i'd like go to the shop and get tea or sumthin, come back, and she's like gotten herself off 3 - 4 times in 10 minutes !! hahah, her favourite way to get off tho, was to just latch onto my leg while i was laying down (picture someone hugging a tree sort of) and just hump and grind my leg and practically strangle me until she literally exploded.. whew ! she said it had something to do with the pressure of rubbing against my leg that pressed her clit into her pubic bone.. apparently that's the trick to it. ahhh... good times. hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIND Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by EssAyEmEe3 Look at Chewbacca, Hes a 7 foot tall wookie, why in the hell does he want to live on endor, with a buncha 3 foot ewoks. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If chewbacca does not make sense, the above statements are true.. . great point about chewbacca..and as far as female masturbation im pretty sure ALMOST all girls do it..i dont know about ALL though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 at work i saw a early 20's lady browsing for light bulbs and she was rubbing her "area" through her pants while shopping. she seemed to not even realize she was doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 according to data collected by my girlfriend its about 50/50....they certainly arent doing it as much as the males but they do it and a lot of them have props too...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden amen. i second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands a lot of them have props too...... imagine the FUN they must have!! http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/davecon2001/prop-room.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Santa Claus imagine the FUN they must have!! http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/davecon2001/prop-room.jpg'> what the fuck!?!??!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I was over at a homeboys house today and saw a little black lab puppy dry hump a big ass golden retrievers face....I stood there in amazement as the family didnt notice what their puppy was doing....then his sister came and told the puppy to stop climbing on the other dog....I almost said "that bitch be mad fucking that other bitches face" but I refrained....just thought you all wanted to know this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest but hey when was the last time you were able to simulate the feeling of a girl riding your Dick with your hand and actually make it believable...KY and lotion only go so far. . I don't think I 've ever even TRIED to simulate that feeling....might be tough...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 you guys think about girls when you masturbate?...I thaught 8 year olds was the common thaught for males between 17 and 25.....oops j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest Since IM coming from the view point of a male and I realize that a lot of guys aren't getting laid "Whenever they want" i said that once again its probably vast majority preference to be having sex over masturbation, its not that IM saying your going to stop masturbating.. but that if one comes next to the other.. I think sex is going to pull ahead. That's really all I have to say. Enjoi. Of course guys can get laid whenever they want. You just gotta go with either sluts, prostitutes or ugly bitches (sometimes all three). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 I think if I was a girl I'd be getting myself off all the time. Why would I want some dude's nasty penis in me if I could make myself feel good without compromising myself or risking disease, infection, emotional injury, etc. Fuck penises!..haha.. or is it "penii"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 me and my chick been not together for a month. so when we start talking again i asked her. she was like "of course i fingered myself, when u have dick everyday, and then none, u feel horny."but she didnt do it as much as i choked the chicken. i had her tell me all about when and where. god she turns me on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush (although women have come a long way) :eek: Hey now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 as an addendum to all this, women can also have orgasms in several ways..rubbing, penetration, using the internal muscles surrounding her goodies, and extensive nipple/breast stimulation works as well.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Originally posted by bodice_ripper I don't think I 've ever even TRIED to simulate that feeling....might be tough...:rolleyes: i didnt even consider that you may have a penis, transgender.. my bad for the ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by High Priest i didnt even consider that you may have a penis, transgender.. my bad for the ignorance. I don't know why I expect people online to realise I'm a girl..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smok Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 http://www.nostatusquo.com/ACLU/SportsHallofShame/dork.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siloette Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by Mr.LonelyHeart I think if I was a girl I'd be getting myself off all the time. Why would I want some dude's nasty penis in me if I could make myself feel good without compromising myself or risking disease, infection, emotional injury, etc. Fuck penises!..haha.. or is it "penii"? penii? like cactii? okay you choose.. 1.staring at the wall with your hands down your pants.. 2.penii and an actual body attached.. I say 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup i love this girl... fo reals. and i love female masturbation even more... i love pussy even more than that. pussy = best thing ever created... :lol: :king: You're the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 MY GIRL MASTERBSATES FOR ME BECAUSE IT TURN'S ME ON, AND SHE'S BEEN DOING IT SINCE SHE WAS 12 USING THE H2O PRESSURE FROM THE SHOWER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 i wanna touch myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
def_mode Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 Originally posted by daus Anyone ever hear about those monkeys that masturbate?? I seen it on the discovery channel a while back, the females have mass orgy's rubbing their monkey clits together. :lol: wtf!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 15, 2002 Share Posted May 15, 2002 my friends female dog humped my friend... i thought this was funny, it was a pitbull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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