fizm Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 friday night was my prom night. it wasn't bad. my date wouldn't dance though. and she spent the night, and the next day after everyone left, she teased me for fucking like 6 hours straight. i gave her 2 orgasms and she left me hanging. she even started and stopped. she thought it was funny but i'm trying to decide whether or not it'd be shallow to drop her for that... then i had to go to work, and working sucks on no sleep and with sore genitalia. the human penis was not meant to be erect that long. the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 oh quit bragging... FIRST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 hmmm keep doing your thing man...it'll come back 10 fold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 if i gave a prom date two orgasms, allthough i got evicted from highschool...let alone go to prom...i would chased her around with my raging swollen member shooting dead coulda been babies at her expensive prom dress.. if you get down with her again, bust a nut in her eye and call it even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 you fucked her for 6 hours and you couldnt cum?? thats crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 el barto?????????????????? how was yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 i wished i stayed at a high school long enough to get a prom. assholes, they banned me from a prom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 my prom is this saturday. were getting an excursion limo. i dont have a date. so fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 no i didn't fuck her at all. she just messed with me... i'm going to wait til i get her to give me some oral pleasure and after that decide what i want to do. she's a hip chick, but i think other guys i know would appreciate her more. i mean she's into video games, porn, and comic books. sounds about perfect, right? i dunno, if i was as dorky as i want to be, i'd probably be happier about it. and you best believe after i dropped her off i went home and jacked off like a madman. it was like semen armageddon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Proms are gay. Too big a fuss is made over nothing. I wouldn't go to one even if we had them up here.... I was banned from attending my junior high graduation because I got expelled for smoking weed. Bastards...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 i went to prom my freshman year with a senior, she was actually pretty good looking...sophmore year, agian with a senior, but she was my gf...and we got really fucked up and both made total asses of ourselves...junior year went with my soph girlfriend, had fun...senior year, i puked twice before even gettin to the prom, i was so fucked up, my prom pictures looked horrible, and i yaked agian at the dance off a 15 story building onto a waiting limo....i got thrown out at 11...it started at like 10...i had the limo drive me and my girl back, she drove me to a party, and we fucked in the kids parents room... i loved highschool.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 this will end up in a rambling mess... i didnt go to my prom i figured it to be a waste of money i remember sitting in my friends house that night and he was all 'shouldnt you be at prom or something' we laughed and laughed for no apparent reason so i just got drunk at the after prom parties that night i figure thats the best thing the the prom could offer right? cause paying all that money to go somewhere and take pictures and dance is a bunch of crap then i came to school the following monday and this girl i was kinda seeing was all depressed that her date was crap, i laughed and told her that i would have gone with her. she then realized i would have been an awesome date and started to cry, we ditched school and made some whoopie it was better than prom ever could have been i need sleep i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- you fucked her for 6 hours and you couldnt cum?? thats crazy moe-lester is confused someone help him:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 dude im a calm, cool, and casual man but i get so fucking Mad when girls tease me... like this time i gave this girl a screaming orgasm and the whole time im thinking man "man im going to get the best head for this" well after she was done i wiped off my hand and we were kissing and shit, she reached down and unziped my pants, and just giggled and got dressed!!! she proceded to tease me for about an hour until i was like "FUCK YOU" and kicked her out of my car and drove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by RaiD she reached down and unziped my pants, and just giggled and got dressed!!! I think she giggled because you have a small dick....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 she musta been loose holmes, or were you throwed. Because when your drunk it takes a long time to cum, you have to work extra hard, however a cock sucking woulda solved the matter and if she didnt swallow the you coulda busted in her E.Y.E for not rying harder ahahhaahah. Anyway im going to prom saturday night in my generic ass tux cause im to poor to affors the italian one, i mean like goddamn now i know how much prom sucks, my parents paid for my shit at my prom but now two years later i gotta pay for tha tux, im rambling. i'll keep you niggas updated on whether or not homegirl decides to put out, if not, then its two years down the fucking drain. l0rd Ka0s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 bah i had some german exchange student start giving me head at a party once she stopped halfway throught then walked off. bloody germans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blink_ATX Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 you got dicked on NATO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I think she giggled because you have a small dick....... hahaha no she has seen and used my dick before... she didnt find anything funny the first time;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 I had two extremely hot dates for prom, they both went wiht me, and they both spent the night at my house, the dance wasgay, but when we got home I cooked them chicken stirps and omemade fries, then,well, it was pretty tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 alright all you high schoolers... i am going to teach you the best lesson you can learn going into college. It has made my 6 years of higher education nothing less than awesome. it is plan and simple and had you have thought of it in high school you wouldn't be on here bitchin about some faking ass girl. GO FOR THE SLUTS. that way every night is a good night. no courtship, no saying "oh you look so nice"... you just get drunk meet them at a party or a bar, wake up the next morning and she is giving you the same wierd look you are giving her, so you get her number and leave and if you ever want to fuck her again you call and do the whole thing over again. and that ladies and gents is BIG T dating advice! :D and yeah i went to the prom with the biggest slut in my high school, and i fuck before, during and after the dance!!! ha!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 actually now that i think about it, i did go to prom in grade 11, some girl brought me i think, well i was supposed to meet her there, cause i didnt want to pay for a limo to go with some hoe i didnt even really know. but yeah i went to a house party before and got all drunk, then snuck in beers to the prom, me andmy boys made asses of ourselves. and peed under the tables and tipped over those helium cannisters. yeah. oh yeah the girl tried to bring me back to her hotel but i was too drunk and wanted to go to the after party so i told her to call me someother time, now that i think of it i havent seen her since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I think she giggled because you have a small dick....... oh no you di'int!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 i decided that both my proms could go to hell. no way was i spending cash on some girl. so....let see....junior year prom i went with my friends to real late skatepark session in jersey i think, had way more fun that listening to shitty music and not dancing. ummmm senior year prom, i rode again and then went bombing. both were far better than the prom in my opinion. fuck it. my school has this gay thing where they make the kids take a bus from the school to wherever the prom is being held. i wanted so badly to hit the kids in their nice prom dresses and tux's with rotten eggs i'd been saving, god that wouldve been sweet revenge on everyone. hahahahahahahaha. fuck highschool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Ya know what I did every single year on prom night? I FUCKING SAT AT HOME AND FELT SORRY FOR MYSELF! Yeah thats right. No date, no limo, no tux, no sex, no party. I stayed the fuck home. Prom and everyone who goes gets two middle fingers from me. And people wonder why I hate the world. I wish everyone would have been aborted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BETELGEUSE Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 PROM IS A PARTY LIKE NONEOTHER!!.. WELL AFTERWARDS ANYWAY!!. AN EXCUSE FOR FUCK UPS TO GET PISS DRUNK AND HOOK UP WITH SLUTTY FEMALES !!. OHHHHHHHHHH YEA TOO MANY GOOD STORIES OF PROM FOR ME TO LIST UP IN HERE!!! :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 ohh damn, i just went back to a prom, its was pretty sweet she payed for everything, i got real liquored up partyed fo sheezy hit up 3 different hotels and ended up sleeping in the sheraton which is a super expensive nice ass room that was split up into 2 different rooms. perfect for two couples sleeping there. and ill end this with a ......... i would post a pic or 2 but i dont want you guys to know what i really look like....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GEAsusONEnep Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Going to other girls' proms is fun as shit. I was supposed to be going with some busted ass girl that I met through my boy. So I rent this fucking tux for 125$, perry ellis jawn, slick as shit. I buy the fucking wrist corsage bullshit which is 26$. And I go to the barber to shape up my blowout and he hooks it up with some of the sharpest shit you've ever seen, which is 12$. I purchase the E bombs which is 40$. Finally, Thursday rolls around, day before her prom, biddy calls me to tell me that she is going with some dude from her school whose date dumped him. Wow, I just wasted a buttload of skrilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 Originally posted by GEAsusONEnep I was supposed to be going with some busted ass girl she is going with some dude from her school whose date dumped him. Wow, I just wasted a buttload of skrilla. damn that sure sucks! at least if she was hot it wouldnt be as bad but shit if she was busted and dumped you wow, im sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 9, 2002 Share Posted May 9, 2002 fuck prom night and highschool. i never went to prom, and i'm just bitter at school. at least you went;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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