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Guest greedy mars

12 oz cookout royal beat the fuck out of blinkatx match athon

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Guest greedy mars

everyone hold there spots now.. sign up before your the last one..

 

1. greedy mars ( kick to the balls and a knife to the throat)

 

get your spots now boyee before your stuck with the patatoe sac relay

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3. Shameless is allowed to hang blink ass naked from a tree in the area with his shoe string, while heating up an hanger shaped to say toy and branding that shit onto his forehead....then he is cut down and placed on a pole in the forest with hot dogs attached to his penis and left for the wolves....

 

thank you.

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4. Since this is a cookout, why you guys do the dirty work I will sit back and eat all of the good food and laugh at all of you because ive just made off with all of the cooked goodies...but I will come back later on to poke him with a stick to see if he's still moving, anyone who is up for some nice poking can join me!

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Guest uncle-boy

5. uncle-boy bitch slaps blink. then everybody laughs at blink and then he cries.

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oh yeah, i also get to beat the mother fucker with a hammer, esp. his joints and chest, and im allowed to boil, then burn at the stake, i would then use the pillory, the stocks, the finger pillory, the ducking stool, and the ranks and then hang the mother fucker once agian upside down until he was almost dead and then i would piss on his face and slowly quarter him..

 

Now do you understand why i had anger management classes while younger...im kinda fucked up in the head...

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Guest NoamChomsky

I'm not really violent.Can I just bring the emo sluts?

 

PB&JNOAM(Peanut Butter and Jelly Noam)

 

P.S. Fuck it, I will slap him in the nuts with a mutated sea bass.

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Guest platapie

platapie 6. i would like to take a meat cleaver to his hands for a good 10 mins so he can never type wit his hands again.

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boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips.....

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99. Boy why does blink get so much hate? Admitted he is annoying and an asshole. But sometimes i enjoy reading his commentaries on stuff.

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Guest whoami

Can I beat his face in with a 5th grade english book?

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by boogie hands

boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips.....

dam boogie i should have had that one.

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Originally posted by boogie hands

boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips.....

 

i call sloppy seconds

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Guest serpent of the light

i'll take care of the metal soundtrack. and an occasional Eazy E track.

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Dee- hires midgets to strip and give him lapdances..... then I tickle him with an ostrich feather. oh did i mention the feather has lice?

 

 

i'm bringing some pie for dessert!

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Originally posted by DEE38

Dee- hires midgets to strip and give him lapdances..... then I tickle him with an ostrich feather. oh did i mention the feather has lice?

 

 

i'm bringing some pie for dessert!

 

hahah...I GOT THE BUD HANDLED....oh, and the brownies!!:D

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shameless to the rescue!!!

 

 

im gunna bring some honey bbq wings for the grill too. YUM

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by DEE38

im gunna bring some honey bbq wings for the grill too. YUM

 

i love those honey bbq wings. they're ono.

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hmmm well, i dont really give a fuck about blink personally. but i just cant turn down the opportunity to hurt someone.

 

i have this dandy hard plastic/wax pineapple candle thats nice and heavy and solid and has these nice sharp points coming out of it....i put it in a fairly long dress sock and i think that if i ever got this thing swinging fast and hit someone they might very well die. i guess i can test it on blink and bash his skull in with it. (note: for extra flavour [...adding the 'u' to flavour makes it sound fancy] i add some tacks inside the sock and dip it in gas and light it ablaze, that way you get hit with sharp metal, hot wax and burning gas...and get hit hard.) beautiful.

 

save me some veggie burgers, boca-chef max's grillers. mmm mmm

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Guest imported_Tesseract

7.

 

I'll Take the scalp...

 

Tesseract/bringin swiss army knives to a new level

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Guest sneak

sneak - spends too much time giggling like a school girl while occasionally poking blink in the nuts and sipping on a beer.

 

then sneak grabs a huge cold, wet, slimey, disgusting fish and beats blink round the back.

 

followed by a wedgie

 

and another beer and grout

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