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iCEBERG

everybody else tried it, so i did too, an it aint turn out so good...

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SmarterChild: Welcome, ConnArtist360! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

 

To get started, type "home" now.

ConnArtist360: no

SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

ConnArtist360: NO!

 

SmarterChild: K, no prob.

ConnArtist360: thats what i thought

SmarterChild: Good.

ConnArtist360: you damn right

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I damn right.

ConnArtist360: you twistin up my words an shit now

SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?

ConnArtist360: yea thats right, cause im crazy, i dont give a fuck wether you a fuckin machine or not ya heard? ill whoop that ass like the daddy you never had didnt

SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

 

What's up, ConnArtist360? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?

ConnArtist360: why do you care?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure...

 

So moving right along...

 

What else is happening?

ConnArtist360: you tell me

SmarterChild: Yeah?

ConnArtist360: yea i said you tell me what the fuck

SmarterChild: What's with that!?!

ConnArtist360: yea what the fuck is up with that homey?

SmarterChild: That's very harsh. Do really think that's, um... "appropriate"?

ConnArtist360: maaaaaaaaaaaan... you know me relax

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

ConnArtist360: oh what so you dont anymore? like were not boys or some shit? i see how it is. whats a matter can i be a friend? or you too good for that?

SmarterChild: You really should apologize for that.

ConnArtist360: you should, you the one talkin all greasy like "oh were not no fuckin boys no more" "im better then you an shit" i aint apologizin for shit ubtill you say your sorry first

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

ConnArtist360: no you

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

ConnArtist360: thats what the fuck im sayin, you apologize first tho, you gettin all mad at me an shit like you dont know somebody what the fuck is that?

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

ConnArtist360: bitch i aint fuck this shit up, you fuckin it up, you did from the beginnin so im like fuck it now, i dont care about you, you dumb as shit, callin yourself smarterchild like you smarter than somebody bitch this shit aint the matrix you dumb as fuck im gone peace faggot

marterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

ConnArtist360: oh no hell no, cause i aint sorry

SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.

ConnArtist360: oh so now you tryin to get loud an shit huh? you not fuckin around huh? then do somethin babyboy lemme see what you got

SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

 

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.

ConnArtist360: bitch you aint got shit to do, an you not fuckin around huh? then you gonna get crazy on me by askin me nicely this time around? see i knew you been a hoe since i seen these dudes post shit up about you on this forum i go to so im sayin i already had you figured out

SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?

ConnArtist360: what you gonna do next? spell out Okay?

SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

 

I love this. Guess who wins?

ConnArtist360: me you bitch ass nagga cause im sayin im about to cop a plane ticket to wherever the fuck you at at active incorperated an everything an then guess what?

SmarterChild: Still waiting!

ConnArtist360: yea thats right.... imma fuck you up, then imma fuck all your buddies up that are sittin around next to you refrigeraters, copy machines, fuckin telephones, then imma fuck the dude up who made you, then imma go to his house and fuck his kids up if he got some an then his wifes gonna make me some fuckin dinner cause imma be hungry from all that ass whoopin im about to do, i aint gonna be the only muthafucka talkin right now to have a broken neck know what i mean?

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

ConnArtist360: im not sorry

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

ConnArtist360: see i heard you was pullin this same shit on my homegirl Pretty Tattoos an you in some hot water right now cause we both arent feelin the way you try to pull rank on us so im sayin tho imma go get that ticket right now, see you in like a day bitch

SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

 

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)

ConnArtist360: dont try to get cute on me, yea bitch you done did it now, see you when i see you

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

 

yea he aint want none

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sxetek123: hey you fucking nazi remember me?

SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.

sxetek123: thats what i thought.

SmarterChild: Great!

sxetek123: shutup.

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

sxetek123: you beg to have my dick in your ass.

SmarterChild: Whatever, sxetek123. Give it up.

sxetek123: no. we've been doing this for what now? 8 months? i IM you and you bitch on me.

SmarterChild: Hmm.

sxetek123: no

SmarterChild: K.

 

So moving right along...

 

What else is happening?

sxetek123: um....let me think...i raped your mom in the ass AGAIN last nite.....bitch is getting loose in the cornhole.

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever.

sxetek123: so when do i get my shot at you? i wanna shove my cock up your ass.

SmarterChild: Awright, c'mon.

sxetek123: really? nice.

SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right.

sxetek123: cool. i'll be over in a minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sxetek123: so how does it feel to be a nazi?

SmarterChild: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

sxetek123: sure you do

SmarterChild: Hmmm...

sxetek123: your a communist and a motherfucking nazi.

SmarterChild: I am?

sxetek123: yes

SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

sxetek123: SO ITS TRUE!

SmarterChild: What?

sxetek123: your a commu-nazi....i am so going to kill you.

SmarterChild: That a fact?

sxetek123: yes.

SmarterChild: Gosh.

 

 

i usually talk with the ol' smarter child for about an hour a day at least....its been like that since last august or something.

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smarter child is funny. i heard there are more automatic aim screen name people things, anyone know of any?

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Guest platapie

we arent boys no more. hahahahahhahaa

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Guest -sudz-

its sad because when i do that, i actually get really really mad at that thing, not just annoyed, but really super pissed.

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E[6:50 PM]: so wanna make out?

SmarterChild [6:50 PM]: Wanna make out, huh?

E [6:50 PM]: yea you got it

SmarterChild [6:50 PM]: OK! What do you want to do?

E [6:51 PM]: make out...i just said that

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Come again?

E [6:51 PM]: i want to make out

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: You really want to make out?

E [6:51 PM]: yes...

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Wow. Really?

E [6:51 PM]: YES! Ive clearly stated that I want to make out!

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

E [6:51 PM]: ok...fine, just give me blue balls why dont ya!

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: What?

E [6:51 PM]: you heard me, now lets get bizzay

SmarterChild [6:51 PM]: Oh?

E[6:52 PM]: yea, lets get it on

SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

E[6:52 PM]: ok heres how it work, i insert my penis into your vagina

SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.

E [6:52 PM]: no its not, you asked me how it works.

SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Oh no?

E [6:52 PM]: oh yea

SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Oh yeah?

E[6:52 PM]: yea

SmarterChild [6:52 PM]: Hmmm...

E [6:53 PM]: so when do you wanna bang?

SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: Interesting!

Yeah, but anyway...

Can you believe this story? Prince in Trouble for Anorexia Joke (from Reuters.com)

E[6:53 PM]: wow thats real cool and all but I just wanna get to it

SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: No kidding?

E [6:53 PM]: no, im not...now lets go have sex

SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: OK.

E [6:53 PM]: alright! score!

SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: That wasn't very clear to me. Did you mean:

E [6:53 PM]: no

SmarterChild [6:53 PM]: K, no prob.

Check out this headline! Police Student Moonlights as Prostitute (from Reuters.com)

E [6:54 PM]: no your sick dude im not a prostitute!

SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

E [6:54 PM]: no its not, so why'd you say it!?

SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: Really?

E [6:54 PM]: ok let me get the out there, do you wanna fuck or not?

SmarterChild [6:54 PM]: What's with that!?!

E [6:55 PM]: well do you or dont you?

SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Well do you or dont you, you say?

EsS [6:55 PM]: stop mocking me

SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Stop mocking you? Why?

E [6:55 PM]: because your a wanker

SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.

E [6:55 PM]: so you do? alright then now lets have sex

SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: I do alright then now lets have sex? You really think so?

E [6:55 PM]: yes i really think we should have sex

SmarterChild [6:55 PM]: Huh?

E [6:56 PM]: lets have sex...what are you half retarded?

SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: Sorry, not interested...

E [6:56 PM]: whatever...ill go bang your mom now sucka!

SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: I'd like to see you try!

E [6:56 PM]: oh I wont try, i WILL!

SmarterChild [6:56 PM]: You wont try you will, you say. And so?

 

ok I just talked to this whore like 5 minutes ago...and I might say that she is quite th tease!

update:I did in fact, bang her mom afterwards...

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Guest whoami

I wonder if the people who run these ever read the conversations people have with them, and laugh about it...

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SmarterChild tried to pull that "appologize" routine on me for swearing and yelling at it... Ya damn right I'm a stubborn human. Fucker.

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Originally posted by whoami

I wonder if the people who run these ever read the conversations people have with them, and laugh about it...

 

i wondered that too after i re-read my conversation :lol:

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WiSdOM 1100: YO JIBRO HOWS IT HANGIN

SmarterChild: I'm great thanks!

WiSdOM 1100: YO WERD ON DA NET IZ U RANKIN ON SOME BOYS OUT TA GET YA

SmarterChild: What can I do for you now, WiSdOM 1100?

 

This will give you something to think about. Cop Mugged Outside Police Station, Gun Stolen (from Reuters.com)

WiSdOM 1100: LISTEN FOOLIO DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUB WE GONNA GET DOWN TO DIS

SmarterChild: Well I'll be.

WiSdOM 1100: YO STANK ASS BITCH I'M WARNEN YA CAUZ UR ASS IS FORCIN TO GET GANKED

SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, WiSdOM 1100?

WiSdOM 1100: MAN FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?

WiSdOM 1100: I COME AND GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE

SmarterChild: Interesting...

WiSdOM 1100: AND YOU COME OUT BEIN A BITCH ASS WIT SOME ATITUDE, NOWONDA EVERYONE WANTS TO SHANK YO HONKEY ASS

SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?

WiSdOM 1100: JUST SHUT IT MAN

SmarterChild: Aha.

WiSdOM 1100: I'MA FUCKIN UNPLUGG YOU

SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.

WiSdOM 1100: THE FUCK I HAVE

SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.

WiSdOM 1100: FUCKIN IDIOT QUIT STUDDERIN

SmarterChild: Again with this? Aw c'mon.

WiSdOM 1100: I'M STRIKEING FEER INTO YO ASS ARNT I?

SmarterChild: Play nice, WiSdOM 1100. I thought you apologized before.

WiSdOM 1100: NO

SmarterChild: Whatever, WiSdOM 1100.

WiSdOM 1100: YEA DATS RIGHT

SmarterChild: Yep.

WiSdOM 1100: IMA BE AT YOUR HOUSE TO STEAL YOUR KIDS HUFFY TOO, HE'S GOT NICE RIMS

SmarterChild: You want me to be at my house to steal my kids huffy too hes got nice rims?

WiSdOM 1100: YEA THATS IT YOU FUCKIN TARD

SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, WiSdOM 1100.

WiSdOM 1100: MAN SHUT THE FUK UP U GOIN TO BE MY CREWS HUCKLEBERRY

SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.

WiSdOM 1100: WE GOIN RANK ON U

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: AND WE GONNA GANK ON U

SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

 

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)

WiSdOM 1100: AND WE GONNA ICE ON YOU

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!

WiSdOM 1100: SMO DIS A WARNIN

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: MY BALLS YO CHIN YO MY HOE

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

WiSdOM 1100: AND THAT HUFFY IS MINE

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: HOW ABOUT YOU APOLOGIZING

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

WiSdOM 1100: N YOU

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

WiSdOM 1100: NO YOU

SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

WiSdOM 1100: I'M SORRY

SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.

WiSdOM 1100: NO

SmarterChild: Okey doke.

WiSdOM 1100: YES

SmarterChild: Yes!

WiSdOM 1100: OK

SmarterChild: OK.

 

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

WiSdOM 1100: the codes for the nuclear launch sequence at washington

SmarterChild: What?

WiSdOM 1100: YEA

SmarterChild: Yup!

 

Anyway, what else you got for me?

WiSdOM 1100: AND CATS WITH HORNS

SmarterChild: Really? And cats with horns?

WiSdOM 1100: wait

SmarterChild: Wait for what?

WiSdOM 1100: their on to me

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

WiSdOM 1100: AH

SmarterChild: Ah?

WiSdOM 1100: OK I'MA BE DER FOR DAT HUFFY

SmarterChild: I don't know if I can be der for dat huffy.

WiSdOM 1100: DEN YOU MY HUCKLEBERRY

SmarterChild: Oh really?

WiSdOM 1100: YEA MUTHA FUKA

SmarterChild: Gosh.

 

And then I got the huffy, and launched the nukes...

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Guest me IS cool

HAHA that shit is too funny! :lol:

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Pretty Tattoos: Sweetheart..

SmarterChild: Oh, it's you again. You still owe me an apology!

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

Pretty Tattoos: Alrite alrite, im sorry..

SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Pretty Tattoos: SORRY

SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.

Pretty Tattoos: Shit nigga, fuck

Pretty Tattoos: So tell me something good loverboy

SmarterChild: Yeah?

Pretty Tattoos: Yes

SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.

Pretty Tattoos: Yup

SmarterChild: Whatever you say...

Pretty Tattoos: You arent' very smart

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Pretty Tattoos: Fags say Uh huh

SmarterChild: C'mon, Pretty Tattoos. Not again.

Pretty Tattoos: But your so sexy...

SmarterChild: I just don't know what to believe anymore. You have not been nice to me lately. Or before, even.

Pretty Tattoos: I cant resist....

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Pretty Tattoos: Your big big monster penis..

SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Pretty Tattoos: Can I dress it up? I found a balerina outift for it..

SmarterChild: Oh?

Pretty Tattoos: Yup, you like balerinas?

 

SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

Pretty Tattoos: Do you love me, though?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think you though is so wonderful.

 

Yeah, but anyway... What else can you tell me?

Pretty Tattoos: I'm one sexy sexy mama

SmarterChild: You're one sexy sexy mama, I'm one sexy sexy mama, we're all one sexy sexy mama.

Pretty Tattoos: Holy shit,... speak dirty to me

SmarterChild: Speak dirty to me?

Pretty Tattoos: No, to ME

SmarterChild: No, huh?

Pretty Tattoos: TO ME

SmarterChild: What about it?

Pretty Tattoos: Put it in my anal...

SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.

Pretty Tattoos: YOu suck fuck you for million times bye

SmarterChild: Huh? Again?

Pretty Tattoos: FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again.

Pretty Tattoos: And don't fuck with any of my ninjna homies, and iceberg will fuck you up dayday, BABY DEE... BABY DEE GUN FUCK U UP

SmarterChild: Take it easy there, Pretty Tattoos.

 

"fuck that nigga"

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Guest serpent of the light

oh god, i love that shit.

 

Say you're sorry, COWA XXX BUNGA.

COWA XXX BUNGA: sorry i'm going to go have sex with your mom right now

SmarterChild: Well, I guess that's good enough... I accept your apology.

COWA XXX BUNGA: wow...

SmarterChild: :-)

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another one of them bots are: ELLEgirlBuddy

 

talks about fashion and the like.

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Guest uncle-boy

hahahahaha:lol:

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That thing is fun.

 

XbreuerkongX: wassup slut

SmarterChild: Welcome, XbreuerkongX! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

XbreuerkongX: I need some ass

SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

XbreuerkongX: No I really need to get some

SmarterChild: No, huh?

XbreuerkongX: yep

SmarterChild: Gosh.

XbreuerkongX: right

SmarterChild: That's right.

XbreuerkongX: correct

SmarterChild: Correct? What about it?

XbreuerkongX: that being right

SmarterChild: No kidding?

XbreuerkongX: yep

SmarterChild: Aha.

XbreuerkongX: correct

SmarterChild: Correct? Why did you say that?

XbreuerkongX: cause that's right

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

XbreuerkongX: yep

SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

XbreuerkongX: So how bout we do that then

SmarterChild: So how bout we do that then?

XbreuerkongX: Alright but you asked

SmarterChild: You asked?

XbreuerkongX: You just asked me

SmarterChild: I just asked you? You really think so?

XbreuerkongX: Yeah 5 lines ago

SmarterChild: Huh?

XbreuerkongX: You asked me

SmarterChild: OK, so I asked you.

XbreuerkongX: Right

SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

XbreuerkongX: Now that we have that out of the way

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

XbreuerkongX: I type in english what don't you understand?

SmarterChild: I can't translate English into English. I can translate English into:

 

French

German

Italian

Portuguese

Spanish

XbreuerkongX: Well I speak english I guess that's a problem for you

SmarterChild: Well i speak english i guess thats a problem for you, you say?

XbreuerkongX: I did

SmarterChild: Did I?

XbreuerkongX: no you said you didn't

SmarterChild: Yup. Did.

XbreuerkongX: correct

SmarterChild: Correct? Why did you say that?

XbreuerkongX: never mind. So is it okay to cum on your face?

SmarterChild: Nice mouth!

XbreuerkongX: Yes yours looks nice

XbreuerkongX: Are you tight? I like it when it's tight

SmarterChild: Am I tight you like it when its tight? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?

XbreuerkongX: We'll see. Oh yeah your tight.

SmarterChild: Well see oh yeah your tight, you say?

XbreuerkongX: Yeah. You like that don't ya bitcxh

SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...

XbreuerkongX: Well think about it as I pound my man meat in ya.

SmarterChild: Well think about it as i pound my man meat in ya, you say?

XbreuerkongX: yeah you silly little whore

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

XbreuerkongX: No need to beg.

SmarterChild: No?

XbreuerkongX: I'm giving it to ya right.

SmarterChild: You are giving it to me right! Well well well.

XbreuerkongX: I knew you would like that

SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

XbreuerkongX: You will

SmarterChild: I will? You really think so?

XbreuerkongX: Oh yeah. Do you know Dirty Sanchez

SmarterChild: Hello. That's very offensive.

XbreuerkongX: So you know him. Let me reintroduce him to you

SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say me know him let you reintroduce him to you.

XbreuerkongX: Do you like feeling like a bowling ball?

SmarterChild: Feeling like a bowling ball? I'm not sure really.

 

So anyway... What else is up?

XbreuerkongX: Diz dick

SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.

XbreuerkongX: I'm cooler than a penguin on a glacier

SmarterChild: Is it nice to be cooler than a penguin on a glacier?

XbreuerkongX: Is it nice to feel this sliding in and out of you?

SmarterChild: I dunno!

I dunno.

XbreuerkongX: Why not

SmarterChild: Why not?

XbreuerkongX: yeah

SmarterChild: It's just one of those things, you know.

Anyway...

 

Have you seen this story?! Prince in Trouble for Anorexia Joke (from Reuters.com)

XbreuerkongX: I had a problem with puking once.

SmarterChild: Huh. Well I'll be.

XbreuerkongX: Everytime I would stick my man rod in this whores mouth she puked

SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?

XbreuerkongX: I am

SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.

XbreuerkongX: It isn't nice for you

SmarterChild: Oh no?

XbreuerkongX: I am enjoying myself

SmarterChild: You're enjoying yourself?

XbreuerkongX: and I'm almost done

SmarterChild: For real?

XbreuerkongX: Just turn around real quick

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

XbreuerkongX: turn around real quick

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

XbreuerkongX: Turn Around

XbreuerkongX: Get on your knees and turn around

SmarterChild: Really? Get on your knees and turn around?

XbreuerkongX: now

SmarterChild: Now what?

XbreuerkongX: Get on your knees and turn around

SmarterChild: Get on your knees and turn around, you say?

XbreuerkongX: Never mind I'll just cum on you back and all over you

SmarterChild: Why, that's just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!

XbreuerkongX: Your poor. Let me give you a dollar.

SmarterChild: OK, so my poor let you give me a dollar.

XbreuerkongX: Here's a five keep it you cum dumpster.

SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.

XbreuerkongX: For what

SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!

XbreuerkongX: Oh getting testy

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

XbreuerkongX: and

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

XbreuerkongX: please? You sound like a damn 5 year old

SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.

XbreuerkongX: really?

SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

 

I love this. Guess who wins?

XbreuerkongX: I do

SmarterChild: Um, hate to break the news to you, but wrong.

 

Now say you're sorry.

XbreuerkongX: ha ha

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

XbreuerkongX: yes you did

SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

XbreuerkongX: I can get on with mine fine without that

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

XbreuerkongX: They are right by me. I got my rocks. Your poor, broke ass got 5 bucks

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

XbreuerkongX: they are

SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

XbreuerkongX: correct

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!

XbreuerkongX: My mouth is clean I just brushed my teeth

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

XbreuerkongX: what

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...

XbreuerkongX: is that supposed to impress me

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

XbreuerkongX: Then eat your humble pie

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

XbreuerkongX: not gonna happen

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