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JoeyLawrence

San Franmotherfuckincisco (another saturday rant)

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man im lovin this shit. not even for graffiti either. Lastnight i filmed some sick ass fistfights when the bars let out, got macked on by drunken 30 yearold marina chicks and stole some sick ass american flag banners. i wake up and go chill in my living room of my dope ass house in which ONLY I WILL BE LIVING in 2 weeks. yeah myroomate is moving out!! i love goin to the sfmoma. i dunno why, i just do. theres a million fuckin new little shops that i discover daily now that i actually leave my house and wander around. im gonna have a sick ass mode of transportation soon for free and i can buy GREEN TOMATOES year round at my new italian food spot!!!!! yeah motherfuckers. I go downtown and check out all the fuckin tourists that dont speak english, the glittery asian girls in their kneehigh boots and vinyl skirts, the brothas who want to front, the gay buff dudes chillin at fcuk, the crazy homeless dudes taking shits on the street and now i love the fact that the school i go to is going to be having a comic class!!!!!! how fuckin cool is that shit yall. anddddd im basically having fun in this cool ass city and im not even doin graffiti. im just a fuckin nothing now. i always have been a nobody, but now im stoked on it. im rockin my new wetsuit and im gonna be surfin as soon as i get the new board ya heard. and fuckkkkkkk i love the yuppied out areas in this city like the marina and union. shiiiiit they are well stocked if you know what im sayin. plus i go to the gym in a fuckin skyrise! how sick is that. in my old state thats an impossibility.

 

 

plus ive met some cool ass mofos in this city including devilush and ****. they are cool, even though they hate me and throw rocks at me when they see me on my razor scooter and neon spandex panties rollin down market all hopped up on extasy and wishin glowsticks in the air.

 

 

 

annnnnd i dont think ill be cutting my hair anymore. im just not feelin it. PLUSSSSSS i have over 200 episodes of the simpsons on video, and im drinking odwalla orange juice. fuck yeah.

 

 

Fuck i need some blueblocker sunglasses. and i wish my name was dignan. that would be sickkkk. anyways, im watching that movie KALIFORNIA right now and its pretty cool. anyways, i went to a good art show the other day and right now im gonna go take a shower then draw for a little bit and maybe go wander around downtown. i will talk to you all later. (maybe)

 

until next time,--

VVVVVVVVV

PopGunWar. <<<<<<<

^^^^^^^^

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you never cease to scare me man. i think it's spelt deegan. spelt.

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Guest platapie

i wanna see the tape of the fight.

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i think what you should do is video tape all the crack hoes on capp beggin.

then release the tape "Crack hoes gone wild"

 

or "when crackhoes attack"

 

i love crack hoes.... any bitch living on a fire escape or in apartment hallways just gets me revved up.... is it just me???

 

yummy....

 

hey hoe, my car gots a heater... cmon in, outta the rain....

 

yummy!

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Originally posted by 23578

you never cease to scare me man. i think it's spelt deegan. spelt.

 

 

 

no its dignan as in BOTTLEROCKET. if you had my home phone number you could hear dignan arguing about hiding identities.

 

 

and while on the subject of hiding identities, i think that fumes have fucked me up. i piss like every fuckin half hour man. like i used to be able to hold my urine but now its like boooooooooosh booooooooooooosh i just pee. and fuck i dont care ya hearin it? im eating some cheerios right now and i was listening to futurebreaks on the radio. its funny hearing people from the united kingdom say, "homie."

 

and now im addicted to this online dating shit. like i think if a girl doesnt know what i.m.'s or html is then, fuckkkk she isnt the right girl for me. you know who sucks? Al roker. mann i fuckin hate that guy. there are some things that piss me off about sf though. like you gotta go to daly city or down to embardedaro to get some fuckin Krispy Kreme donuts. And they dont have chick fillet out here! and there is no GOOD TIMES either! fuckkkkkkkk. but in n out burger is decent for sure. (can getting this close make children get sick?)

 

yoga for children. hahaha

 

anyways, im out. i was just taking a short break from inking and now i gotta go back to work.

 

PGW.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

wow i live in SF and im bored as fuck 24/7, i always find myself in those cyber cafes chilling with all these fobs..what i am missing out on

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

aaaaaaaaaaaah, you make me hate to live where i do

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pop gun war, another good rant i do say so myself. devilush and i dont throw rocks at you when you are in spandex,at least anymore. so where do you work at now? i wanna join the gym, so i can train for racing. call me later fool!

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pop gun war get out more, you have responded too many times in such a short time. go to the marina and cause trouble damnit!

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Guest NoamChomsky

I took a dump in front of the Gap on Haight street.Ahhhh.Memories of a mis-spent youth.

 

Alright im lying,but,a crack whore with a gap took a dump on me for 5 bucks.Is that close enough!?

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i hate fcuk, and i hope daily that the place will blow up, that and nordstrom.

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man. fuck it im in Colorado now! shit is sicccccck here. anyways im glad to be rid of the sf filth.

 

good riddance ya fucks.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-
Originally posted by GLASS*ETCH

i dont think so.....but getting cocaine, alchohol and a blunt wrap all at the same 'homeboys" store is....

 

you forgot the 20$ crack whores!!!! SF is all about the 20$ crack whores

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Guest Ted Wakowski

I was watching a documentary last night about strippers in SF unionizing. Part of the way through I realized I'd been to the place where they worked -- that "impeccably clean" establishment near Columbus St. where you go into a booth and drop in a quarter to see overworked dancers fight boredom.

 

Anyone been to that place?

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