Guest whoami Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not only did the thread jump 500 billion points, but so did my wang!! weeeee!!!:love: Mine didnt i'm worried...:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 /// my thoughts exactly /// (about members rising points and shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/deethree8/Picture%2067.jpg'> . wow dee has pretty eyes, yes this threads value is greatly increased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 ALRITE, SO IM PUTTING THE HAIR TO THE TEST. AND I NEED YOU FUCKING SWEET NINJAS TO HELP. OK? OK. MISSION NUMERO UNO... NINJA HELP KICKING THAT AUTOMATED MOTHER FUCKER NAMED "SMARTERCHILDS" ASS. GO NIJNA GO!! Pretty Tattoos: Sup homie SmarterChild: Oh, it's you again. You still owe me an apology! Pretty Tattoos: Im sorry my love SmarterChild: I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted. Pretty Tattoos: Whats crackin'? SmarterChild: You know, I could never quite figure out what crackin is... Pretty Tattoos: I meant like whats up SmarterChild: OK, Pretty Tattoos. What would you like to do? Pretty Tattoos: YOu like Dr. Dre's music? SmarterChild: Hmm.. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it... So moving right along... What else is happening? Pretty Tattoos: I have a headache SmarterChild: I see... Anyway, what else you got for me? Pretty Tattoos: You don't care about my feelings do you SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "my feelings do you": For a complete list of results, click here 1 Sound Feelings Publishing 2 KidsHealth.org 3 p SmarterChild: lay therapy, play therapy toys, feelings, games, puppets >>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web my feelings do you." Type "more" to see the next set of results. Pretty Tattoos: Bye fagget SmarterChild: Bye. Pretty Tattoos: Peace SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah. Pretty Tattoos: Whatever man die SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk. Pretty Tattoos: FUCKING SLUT FUCK NIGGER SHIT DIP NUT SACKS IN ACID FUNK CRAP MOTHER SmarterChild: Golly. Pretty Tattoos: Golly what? SmarterChild: Huh? Pretty Tattoos: What are you doing this friday? SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "this friday." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name. Pretty Tattoos: Friday? SmarterChild: What about it? Pretty Tattoos: What you doing? Pretty Tattoos: What you got planned? SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile. Pretty Tattoos: I thought me and you could mingle at my crib.. SmarterChild: Really? Pretty Tattoos: You know..... knock boots till I make your ears bleed out mustard? SmarterChild: For real? Pretty Tattoos: I shit you not SmarterChild: Take it easy there... Pretty Tattoos: Oh you like scat huh? SmarterChild: Oh? Pretty Tattoos: You lil nasty fucker... SmarterChild: Wow. OK. Here we go again. Please apologize. Pretty Tattoos: Fuck me SmarterChild fuck fuck fuck slut SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. Pretty Tattoos: You fucking homosexual i did! SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! Pretty Tattoos: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO LICK THAT SACK OF TWENTIES FOR YOU TO LOVE ME? SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time. Pretty Tattoos: Can you go on for long too? SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. Pretty Tattoos: I mean, in the sack..... SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. Pretty Tattoos: Maybe a nice goodbye fuck before you leave for the bahamas? SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. Pretty Tattoos: BIG BOOTY HOE, HUMP TO IT! SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. Pretty Tattoos: Sorry are for sissies.. sing with me. And my jimmy runs deep, so deep... so deep I put her ass to sleep.. SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. Pretty Tattoos: WHAT THE?! SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. Pretty Tattoos: FUck that SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. Pretty Tattoos: fuck you bye SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. Pretty Tattoos: My NINJA CREW WILL FUCK YOU UP NIGGA, WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK SLICK RICK... FUCKING MAYATE~~ SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. Pretty Tattoos: PEACE DUN, NIGGA ONE"** SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Hitler liked scat porn, but the additude is strong and good ^ :dazed: and smarter child is a alien nazi from the future, of the human race and these mushrooms are killing me as I speak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by whoami Mine didnt i'm worried...:o no your just not creative....see, while you guys just see dees eyes (which are absolute beautiful might i add)....i imagined a naked body, maybe with some lacy dark underwear on and half her hair thrown casualy over one of her breasts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Yea well fuck it i'm sleeping, I cant see shit, and the letters off my screen are dragging into my desk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 dee just looks like my ex, its scary, yet its so damn cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Your ex may have eyes similar to mine, or maybe even a pair of beautiful dope wonderful baby blues, but she was no ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 dee is cool:love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 http://store2.yimg.com/I/tigerstrike-martial-arts_1683_32468'> NINJA POWER, FUCKERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 i bet you would look good in those boots..... my favorite weapon of all of those is that little flashy green thing....each capsule contains a sample of the sheeva virus....i throw it into enemy compounds at night, and in the morning they wake up sick and will die by lunch from hemmoraging....yes, even ninjas use biological warfare, please believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 DEE are you latin?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 hey! I've got an idea, let's all swing on Dee's nuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 I think we're already there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 Your ex may have eyes similar to mine, or maybe even a pair of beautiful dope wonderful baby blues, but she was no ninja. sorry dee, girl was a black belt. for real. yes, she did abuse me on several occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy sorry dee, girl was a black belt. for real. yes, she did abuse me on several occasions. Oh shit, I apologize.... so she was a ninja in her own little way then. Abusing is not cool. One time I got "shoved" ............It wasen't cool. I dropped it like its hot. "dropped it like its hot" oh shit me in the head for saying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 send the shit to my p.o. box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 Oh shit, I apologize.... so she was a ninja in her own little way then. Abusing is not cool. One time I got "shoved" ............It wasen't cool. I dropped it like its hot. "dropped it like its hot" oh shit me in the head for saying that. no need for apologies. i guess it was abuse ina good way or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Is there such thing as abuse in a good way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Mmmhmmm, those goth girls..."Beat me, please, I've been bad, hit me like I'm your bitch." It get'sem wet when you're abusive. "No bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hava_nagila Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 i used to have friends who would throw ninja stars at each other from a bout 10 feet and try to catch them on two by fours. i never played that game. pirates all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by Smart hey! I've got an idea, let's all swing on Dee's nuts! yea :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 Just so you know, that wasnt me in the ninja thing, i stole it off someones site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 i wanna be a ninja...... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Smart hey! I've got an idea, let's all swing on Dee's nuts! HAHAHAHAHAHA, it works on so many levels!!! http://newcamp.net/hector/images/familia/ninja.jpg'> El Mamerro: Ninja enforcing since 1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by Smart hey! I've got an idea, let's all swing on Dee's nuts! i have an internet crush on dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/wrekone/WreksoTheeMutantNinja.jpg'> ..if thats not Ninja i dont know what is..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 okay, so...i think i am totattly ninja material due to my "EYES".... i think I could hypnotize everyone for FOUR to SIX SECONDS, and use that four-six seconds to either: -beat someone up (kick, kick, nut grind, chest punch.. to be more specific.) -rob someone (back pockets, purse, front pockets, shoe, and bra).. and all monies go to the NINJA BEER FUND. -escape the feds, enemies. do i get a higher rank because my this special feature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 yes......your promoted to lead the elite female ninja gaurd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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