boogie hands Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i swear, if you dont have an intern at your workplace your missing out big time. i just recently aquired an intern at my place of employment who happens to fall directly under my authority!!! "mr. hands?? is there anything i can do to help you??" "uuummmm.....let me grab my long list of shit i dont want to do today....hhmmmm, yeah, here we go!!!" number one you have a person who is practically begging you to give them some shitty task then on top of that you can be as nice to them or as rude to them as you want and they have to love every minute of it!!! interns are rated on many levels including there enthusiasm and willingness to do work.....sure, the intern may hate me but damn if shes not putting on the happy face and giving me the "thank you sir" nod everytime i tell her to do something.....why?? because one phone call and all those hours of unpaid work shes put in will turn to shit.....hahhahhaha....sucks to be her!!! this thread really has no point other than to gloat about my new aquisition and let you guys know that im only doing 50% of the work i used to do.......interns rock...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 bleah....I might be starting an internship soon..fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 aaaaaaaaahahhahhahhha.......get that smiley face ready!!!!! seriously though, if this girl wasnt so stupid i might treat her with an ounce of respect but unfortunatly for her shes not cute and here personallity sucks so ITS SHIT WORK FOR HER!!!! aaaaahahhahhahhahhahhahahhahha............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 lewenski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 ^^hahahahaha yeah.. .teach her how to get the rally good ratings from you;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 notice the portion where i mention that shes not cute......on a side note we just got a really cute new receptionist earlier in the week.......hot, hot buisness......ZOWEE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i wihs i coudl get one but im a delivery driver. so i dont think i can talk the boss into one o for me. and im probably goign to be out of a job very very soon anyway. fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 :"why is it the fat chicks give the best head?" :"because they have to" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 dont forget about karma bro.....you're a life intern for that motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 boogie - "let's see what i have on my list today.." intern girl - "okay.." boogie - "oh dear...." intern girl - "what is it sir ?" boogie - "well, it says i have to stick it in your pooper...." intern girl - *removes skirt* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :eek: ;) get up in that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by avils boogie - "let's see what i have on my list today.." intern girl - "okay.." boogie - "oh dear...." intern girl - "what is it sir ?" boogie - "well, it says i have to stick it in your pooper...." intern girl - *removes skirt* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :eek: ;) get up in that.. haahahahahahaha thats some funny shit...if i had a hot intern i would treat her with respect so she will fall for me, we could become lovers, and we could make love at home in her bed, instead of loveless analsex while a stapler and a bic pen are stuck firmly in YOUR asshole because youve been anal fuckin your intern so much she forgot to clean the desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 bah....karma-sharma.....IVE GOT A MUTHAFUCKIN INTERN KID!!! and dammit.....for the last time, shes not hot!!!! not to mention i have a lovely girlfriend.....sticking interns isnt on the agenda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 oh yeah, monica lewenski is cute as a button, with a biscuit and half a chicken wing sticking out her mouth??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- youve been anal fuckin your intern so much she forgot to clean the desk hahaha.. superb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 yo platapie.. i believe there are interns for delivery drivers. They are hookers that don't get paid. Wait till she steps out the truck when you put in gas and burn rubber. i never thought any of the people on 12oz would have such a plush ass job that would require them to have let alone boss around an intern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 you fucken yuppie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i had an internship a couple years ago.... it was ok... except, i hated working in a corporate office.... lots of hot chicks to ignore me though. i made 10 an hour too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 I thought imterns worked for free. ie. slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by platapie i wihs i coudl get one but im a delivery driver. what do you think all the room in the back is for? delivery packages? HAH!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 i had an intern of sorts last year he was actually a student welder, oh god did he hate me and my boss everytime we needed something welded he had to do it and while he was under the vehicle welding we would be 'accidentally' spilling beer on him or turning off the gas to the welder or dropping wrenches to scare the fuck outta him, needless to say he didnt last long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol i never thought any of the people on 12oz would have such a plush ass job that would require them to have let alone boss around an intern. you'd be suprised my man, very suprised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 I just finished my Intersnship at a radio station.....I got to meet tons of bands, I was on the radio and I got hundreds of free cd's. I loved it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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