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Nigella Bites

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oh my, i never thought there would be a show directly marketed towards me.....a sexy ass older woman cooking food....ZOWEE!!!

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"oh boogie!!! im making your favorite dish......would you mind taking care of "dessert"??".......hehhehe, yeah

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"oh mr. hands....i know i look stupid looking at you through these salad tongs but if its any constelation to you, you can have a look at my amazing middle aged tits"........mmmmmhuh

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"oh boogie hands....why dont you bring your sexy ass in here and taste some of my "clam sauce".......hahahhahha......you know it mah......

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Ahh yes nigella! She is a true UK queen

 

Her show is the best, she cooks up some tasty stuff in no time at all too... :love2: yum yummm

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Guest platapie

is nigella bites teh name of her show?

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Guest NATO

anything has to be better than delia smith.

 

nigella:love: :love: :love:

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Originally posted by SKUMBALUCKAH

^^ yep

 

but no teeth are involved when those experenced middle aged lips are in action, trust me! ;)

 

 

thats cause shes english and doesnt have teeth since shes passed 25, right?:confused:

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Guest NATO

why do americans have such a thing about europeans teeth?

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hahhahha...what? looks like shes pushing a straight set to me......crooked ass teeth are a major no-no over here.....youve been misinformed

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Guest platapie

i better get thsi show in my hood. ima be pissed if not

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Guest uncle-boy

i like one bite.

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i thought i was the only one who thought she was super sexy , plus she makes good food .

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I remember the first time I saw this show and said "jesus h. christ this is the ultimate of all television programs......"

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she's so great i forget how bad her name is, i mean nigel-la? and her dad nigel lawson (ex chancellor of the exchequer?) is so ugly, he resembles a toad in human form, so it's a miracle how fragrantly lovely she is...oh yeah, and she has an amazing big arse ;)

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Guest sneak

mmmmmmmmmmmm foooooooodddd

 

 

mmmmmmmmmmmm nigellaaaaaaa

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Guest professor poopatronic
Originally posted by NATO

why do americans have such a thing about europeans teeth?

 

because they're stupid.

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