Tyler Durden Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 yes its true. freddy fat fuck durst made an appearance with the rest of the fuckheads to play a special show just for me. things got erotically rowdy. i have too much time on my hands.... "woooooooooo hooo fred i love you.....woooooooo....um...cough..." ...they say that male dogs hump each other to show dominance or something, that is not the case here as freddy just likes it in the cornhole. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00163057f00000005.jpg'> boy howdy......put the kids to bed..... sorry, had more pictures but they got deleted...i'll take more when i set the toys on fire. soon. soon. soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
From Autumn Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 with this post, you truly earned your name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 That's funny. But the question is why the fuck do you have those in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 1, 2002 Author Share Posted May 1, 2002 well, as you can probably guess...(or at least i hope so...) i hate limp bizkit...alot. so my asshole friend bought me some fucking concert set thing for my birthday....thanks friends....thanks alot. at least i get to burn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 dont burn them!!! sell them on ebay or give em to the poor kids foundation and over-estimate their value! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 i hate them and am happy to see taht they like to hump other guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden my asshole friend bought me some fucking concert set thing for my birthday....thanks friends....thanks alot. at least i get to burn them. lol :lol: :lol: That makes it funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 fuck ya dude sell those bad boys on ebay. some 14 year old fat girl from the midwest will pay top dollar for those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol fuck ya dude sell those bad boys on ebay. some 14 year old fat girl from the midwest will pay top dollar for those. not after she finds out they have tendancies to cornhole each other when shes not looking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 toys and music suck nowadays...this is proof of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 limp bizkit is the gayest thing since pseudo-mohawks, the only person gayer is moby, but he's literally gay my girl bought those toys but she don't even like bizkit, she just collects that kind of shit so she didn't take them out the box, they are mad cheap though fuck a durst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 wait, before you sell them, super glue / epoxy them into those positions and sell them...haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 hmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 last night i had a dream that i was hanging out with fred durst and he was exactly like this one annoying hippie kid i grew up with...it was fuckin weird.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 1, 2002 Author Share Posted May 1, 2002 to tell you the truth, the moneys not worth the satisfaction i'll get from seeing them burn....speaking of which...i have some free time and rubber cement now....i'm gonna do that. prepare for update...heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/grammy2001/nominees/fred-durst-arrival.jpg'> "So I'm pressed up againt the wall in the shower room like this..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 1, 2002 Author Share Posted May 1, 2002 as if the first one didnt prove that i have way too much free time....here's what happened when limp bizkit played a the "backyard festival of crap" at my house... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000001.jpg'> things were starting to get rowdy up on stage... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000002.jpg'> ...when a small fire started... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000003.jpg'> ...fueled by gayness the flames quickly spread... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000004.jpg'> "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggh noooooo! the playboy bunnies wont love me now!!!!!! aaaaaaaargh!!!!" http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000006.jpg'> "aaaaah! my arm! my fucking arms on fire! aaaaaaaaaaah nooooo i can't wack off fred anymore...aaaaaaaaaah!" http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000008.jpg'> ...although the fire had been extinguished... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000009.jpg'> ...fred would not live to cornhole another day... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000010.jpg'> these were the only two survivors, one missing his legs and another severely burned in the face...they were taken to a hastily prepared mobile triage unit on the back of a broken launch ramp... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000011.jpg'> ...that is, until i rushed past security and onlookers and firebombed them..hahahaha it was arson all along! http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000013.jpg'> ..."burn you fucking scum...burn..." http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000014.jpg'> no soup for you. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000015.jpg'> the firebomb did its job with lethal efficiency. http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00198683f00000016.jpg'> ...right where they belong. the whole time i did this i was listening to/yelling the lyrics to "firestorm"....my neighbors think im insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 No Soup For You !!! you are indeed one funny (bored) motherfucker !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted May 1, 2002 Share Posted May 1, 2002 bump for the pure genius of fire !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/grammy2001/nominees/fred-durst-arrival.jpg'> "So I'm pressed up againt the wall in the shower room like this..." hahHAHAHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 limp 'dickkid' eats my ass , fat faggot ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/4387.jpg'> "I WILL EAT YOUR FLESH. I LOVE MAKROS." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 burn baby burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 hahahahaha that was great....how did you get them to burn so great? limp bizkits first cd was actually pretty decent, and i liked that "break stuff" song...but god damn, they really started to suck donkey nutsack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Wow.neat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Please visit these sites. Citizens for a Limp Bizkit Free America- http://users.ev1.net/~tradercj/clbfa/index2.html The Anti-Limp Bizkit Page- http://www.angelfire.com/rock/Static7/limpbad.html Anti-Limp Bizkit .com- http://www.antilimpbizkit.com/ Crappy Music Page- http://www.geocities.com/strange_4321/ Limp Bizkit Sux Page- http://limpsucks.tripod.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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