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holy shit! limp bizkit played at my house! what an awesome show...


Tyler Durden

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yes its true. freddy fat fuck durst made an appearance with the rest of the fuckheads to play a special show just for me. things got erotically rowdy. i have too much time on my hands....

 

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"woooooooooo hooo fred i love you.....woooooooo....um...cough..."

 

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...they say that male dogs hump each other to show dominance or something, that is not the case here as freddy just likes it in the cornhole.

 

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boy howdy......put the kids to bed.....

 

sorry, had more pictures but they got deleted...i'll take more when i set the toys on fire. soon. soon. soon.

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dont burn them!!! sell them on ebay or give em to the poor kids foundation and over-estimate their value!

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Originally posted by Pistol

fuck ya dude sell those bad boys on ebay.

some 14 year old fat girl from the midwest will pay top dollar for those.

 

not after she finds out they have tendancies to cornhole each other when shes not looking

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limp bizkit is the gayest thing since pseudo-mohawks, the only person gayer is moby, but he's literally gay

 

my girl bought those toys but she don't even like bizkit, she just collects that kind of shit so she didn't take them out the box, they are mad cheap though

 

fuck a durst

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as if the first one didnt prove that i have way too much free time....here's what happened when limp bizkit played a the "backyard festival of crap" at my house...

 

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things were starting to get rowdy up on stage...

 

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...when a small fire started...

 

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...fueled by gayness the flames quickly spread...

 

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"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargggggggh noooooo! the playboy bunnies wont love me now!!!!!! aaaaaaaargh!!!!"

 

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"aaaaah! my arm! my fucking arms on fire! aaaaaaaaaaah nooooo i can't wack off fred anymore...aaaaaaaaaah!"

 

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...although the fire had been extinguished...

 

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...fred would not live to cornhole another day...

 

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these were the only two survivors, one missing his legs and another severely burned in the face...they were taken to a hastily prepared mobile triage unit on the back of a broken launch ramp...

 

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...that is, until i rushed past security and onlookers and firebombed them..hahahaha it was arson all along!

 

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..."burn you fucking scum...burn..."

 

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no soup for you.

 

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the firebomb did its job with lethal efficiency.

 

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...right where they belong.

 

the whole time i did this i was listening to/yelling the lyrics to "firestorm"....my neighbors think im insane.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

hahahahaha that was great....how did you get them to burn so great? limp bizkits first cd was actually pretty decent, and i liked that "break stuff" song...but god damn, they really started to suck donkey nutsack

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Please visit these sites.

 

Citizens for a Limp Bizkit Free America- http://users.ev1.net/~tradercj/clbfa/index2.html

 

The Anti-Limp Bizkit Page- http://www.angelfire.com/rock/Static7/limpbad.html

 

Anti-Limp Bizkit .com- http://www.antilimpbizkit.com/

 

Crappy Music Page- http://www.geocities.com/strange_4321/

 

Limp Bizkit Sux Page- http://limpsucks.tripod.com/

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