When Posted May 2, 2002 Author Share Posted May 2, 2002 :lol: yea i know she aint the greatest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ego trippin Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Originally posted by teister put on a condom and wax that ass. Then punch her in the face. This guy can read my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 alien nightowl knows.......like waladang! Originally posted by WhenOne :lol: yea i know she aint the greatest man...get drunk and hit on her...she'll look much better.....:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 Man I don't blame you, I'd leave that shit alone too She looks busted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickJameski Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 twisted sister she has know idea the 80's are over does she? throw on some ratt or poison do some lines and RAWK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 save her for a lonely day:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted May 2, 2002 Share Posted May 2, 2002 that stalker looks like a viking :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup bitch is hella busted... id hafta be stupid drunk... trippin on acid, and bugged out on ecstasy before even considering letting her lick my ass... :D haaha and thats bad... tease shit teaser you aint gotta lie about it....you know youd capitalize on that.. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 oh helll no! that bitch is broke like a nissan. how can you say shes 'kinda hot' she looks like a Metallica roadie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 have sex with someone else.....tell the stalker you are fucking her sister....see how she reacts???? fuk im bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 icky. that girl is straight busted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 fist the asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 yo, she looks erotic! ugly in a good way. yo, guys - my ex-girl who i really liked (damn near loved) dumped me a while ago because she was dwelling on some shit...for example: one time, I busted in her mouth off a blowjob. b4 she swallowed, I told her to hold it in her mouth and show me. she did, with a big smile on her face. i then told her to open wide, and then spit in her mouth, then told her to swallow. i thought she was into that shit, but i guess she dwelled. fuck i shouda bought her flowers or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 you still didnt do her yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIND Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 ..dont hit it...get head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano yo, she looks erotic! ugly in a good way. yo, guys - my ex-girl who i really liked (damn near loved) dumped me a while ago because she was dwelling on some shit...for example: one time, I busted in her mouth off a blowjob. b4 she swallowed, I told her to hold it in her mouth and show me. she did, with a big smile on her face. i then told her to open wide, and then spit in her mouth, then told her to swallow. i thought she was into that shit, but i guess she dwelled. fuck i shouda bought her flowers or something. Hahah thats so fucking funny just cause of the retardedness of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 nah, no can do, cmeup...she's not a slut at all anyway - trust me. In fact, she's a prude. We were really good together. We had some shit going on. we (I) would slap, strangle, and spit when we fucked. speaking of which - my boy went to Montreal a bit ago and got picked up by a cougar while he was strolling the street, and the bitch was begging to be spit on while he fucked her...needless to say, he did. WHEN!!!! FUCK, THIS BITCH WANTS IT! SPIT PHLEGM INTO HER GAPING ASSHOLE!!!! DO IT, YOU MAY NEVER HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AGAIN. DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOU DO IT, SHE'LL LIKE IT, I'M SURE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano yo, she looks erotic! ugly in a good way. yo, guys - my ex-girl who i really liked (damn near loved) dumped me a while ago because she was dwelling on some shit...for example: one time, I busted in her mouth off a blowjob. b4 she swallowed, I told her to hold it in her mouth and show me. she did, with a big smile on her face. i then told her to open wide, and then spit in her mouth, then told her to swallow. i thought she was into that shit, but i guess she dwelled. fuck i shouda bought her flowers or something. see, i'm sure you were home free until you hocked a loogy in there... thats like a girl being alright with anal sex, but then some asshole pushes it and like...wants to spit in her spead asshole or something... some people take erotic shit to some weird unsanitary level its all unsanitary but I would rather drink a gallon of poon juice than have you hock a loogy in my mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 wow now that whole thing took a perfectly normal post and made it into some sick "make frinky look perverted too" shit.. i guess it can't be avoided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blame Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 fuuuuuuuck!, dude i cant say it was worth 6 days but cheers anyhow.... i guess it was punishment for being so pathetic. i was expecting like this hella dope milf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Donkey punch that dirty hoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 dont do it man... I think that would take me at least a whole liter of rum... maybe not even then... does she drive a 1989 chevy cavilier that used to be sky blue but is now a flaky rust color? maybe one door is red because its been replaced... and it needs a muffler, because the current one is dragging on the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 she looks very hickish...dont do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted May 3, 2002 Author Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- she looks very hickish...dont do it yes she is and im not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by dr. frink one wow now that whole thing took a perfectly normal post and made it into some sick "make frinky look perverted too" shit.. i guess it can't be avoided i guess you are going through a period of self-discovery. WHENer, you shouldn't be such a prude. We've all done hogs, and if you do this, you'll be a man's man. next time you're lying in bed, ready to jerk it, think who's across the street. go out for a cigarette, sit down and be nice to her, then make her day. Think of it as a charitable act. Didn't your mom ever tell you not to waste things? C'mon man, you don't gotta be such a prude. I'm sure you have high standards. I have high standards too, but I'll stoop low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup you aint gotta lieeeeee CRAIG, you aint gotta lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! but my name aint craig, and i aint lying!!! PLEASE BELIEVE IT!!! teaserok<~:king: Again with the "please believe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSun Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 If Rkelly can do it you can do it too! just unzip your pants and piss on her... I am sure she won't come around much after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 thats my mom man, what the fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 Originally posted by BlackSun If Rkelly can do it you can do it too! just unzip your pants and piss on her... I am sure she won't come around much after that i pissed on an ex-girl of mine...but it was in the shower, so it didn't have that full duhty effect. still, she was on her knees... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crso Posted May 3, 2002 Share Posted May 3, 2002 just smash her potatoes ...and , get it over with.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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