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Santa is Osama?

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Santa Claus and Osama Bin Laden

(operating on the idea that Santa Claus is no longer the St. Nicholas of yore but rather a mystical entity monsterized into the Coca-Cola sponsor we see today and on the idea that Osama Bin Laden is a wind-up lovedoll and friend of the Bush Administration)

 

Both lead influential 'theocratic' organizations /

Both have incredibly extensive resources/

Both have beards (that should be more than enough)/

Both have been handed a great amount of responsibility with the American economy/

Both are almost never seen/

 

Merry Consumas and thank God for the war on terrorism

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Guest blink_ATX

smoke crack, support terrorists.

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Guest platapie

oh fo rfuck sakes. santa just told me it was true. fuck!

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Guest ledzep

someone should have put an altered image by now

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Guest -MOE LESTER-
Originally posted by ledzep

someone should have put an altered image by now

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Guest FoReVeRpHLy

so does that make mrs clause mrs OSAMa or is there just some CRAAAAAAZY love fest goin down between he north pole and AFGANISTAN

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I can't divulge anymore information...I may have said too much already, time is getting short...the...the truth is in the corn.

 

:dazed:

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Guest platapie

if osama has a slay and reigndeer ima be pisssed.

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Originally posted by SHELLTOES

since theres a war on america, does that mean no gi joe this year?

 

no, but i'll tell ya what, i'll leave a REAL dead soldier under your tree this year.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

uhhh not to burst your bubble artsol....but the last time i checked santa was a fat old white dude, and osama bin laden is a tall skinny brown dude....wait...maybe there is a resemblnce....wtf

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that picture made me chuckle.

 

 

 

 

 

osama has done alot for the bush administration's poplularity. not even half the country voted for him in the first place, now everyone seems all gung ho about it. and what about "Thats my Bush"? havent heard shit about that since 9-11. personally i think they should put it back on and make it into an osama-bush odd couple sort of deal.

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there are a ton of these

Santa is Satan

if you rearrange the letters they spell each others names

they both dwell in extreme temperatures

they have little minions

they tempt children

they both wear red.

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